*summons old flower crown and settles it back on my head*

*summons rulebook*

*pokes head out of black hole, looks around*

*spots Lyric*

*whacks Lyric on the head with book*

*drowns Lyric in tomato soop!*

*takes new boba crown*

*eats new boba crown*

*burps*

Delicious.

*goes back into black hole*

*wins*

Huh, there's a kid at my school named Lyric.

*Carefully documents another historical event down on a post-it-note*

Finally, after a few chaotic days- or was it weeks? Of warring, the zoodlers and anti zoodlers have- Argh! What the?-

*Wipes soop out of hair*

Whatever! Winning! 

I COME TO DEFENSE!

LYRIC!

You haven't been drowned in tomato soup. You've been drowned in tomato SOOP!

Tomato soop happens to be wonderfully good for stealing back the boba crown. 

FOR IT IS MY BOBA CROWN!!

But the tomato soop has put a permanent force field around it. Only Lyric and Rora are able to wear it, and it can't be tossed anywhere. It also declares us winners of the last to post thread. 

*dumps more soop everywhere*

*wins*

*sneaks past whoever is winning (it seems to be Scuttles), wrapped in shadows, and stealthily takes the crown*

Ah yes, Zealatom. The zoodlers and anti-zoodlers agreed to keep zoodles off the Last-to-Post.

Ah, Rora. You see, because I made the tomato soop, none of the forcefeilds it makes can hold me back. So I'll be taking that crown. And eating it for the second time. Delicious.

And now I shall take the other crown, the flower crown, from whoever has it. *Yoinks crown.* *Puts crown on head.*

*Dumps more tomato soop everywhere.*

soop!

Ow! @Scuttles, why did you whack me on my head with a book and try to drown me (I can't swim)? I wasn't even trying to win, honestly! I just wanted to re-create the boba crown because it was fun:)

And my irl name isn't Lyric, so you (probably) don't know me (although I have heard that name before). It's just my username in CB, and it's the adjective, by the way, not the noun.

And...I now resurrect my invisible crown from shortly-after-the-boba-crown's-creation and place it on my head. Winning :)

Unless, of course, I threw it into a random black hole and am pretending that I have it on my head. Or the whole crown is nonexistent.

yOu'Ll nEvEr kNoW...

Sooooooo for now I'm winning. 

I see that Lyric has posted again, although the comment hasn't yet shown up. Whatever they did, I negate it with my powers of awesomness and declare myself the winner.

I shall also eat some more marshmallows *proceeds to eat marshmallows*

Despite soop and zoodles and boba and everything that sets us apart, there is one thing that keeps us together. Drumroll please...

I wanna be the very best 

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

Pokemon gotta catch 'em all 

And if you don't like Pokémon then I stand corrected 

Hmm. Say what you want about Pokemon. It matters not, for I am winning.

You all are extremely entertaining. Now I win. End of story. 

Ya know what is extremely entertaining? The fact that I am now winning.

Also, this is a zoodle. Their name is Barth, short for Bartholemew. 

It would be sad if zoodles went extinct entirely, for the zoodles themselves weren't the problem, the zoodle politics and the zoodle war was. Once upon a time zoodles were just part of the beuatiful chaos. So my zoodle frendy Bartholemew shall be accompanying me

Bartholemew says hi. Bartholemew likes marshmallows very much, and currently is enjoying one by the fire inside the black hole, while I settle the flower crown on my head and flip through the book.