Ugh, I've been away for an entire week. A week! I haven't been winning in a week! I must change that. I'm back to claim my throne, little nuisances, so begone. No point in trying now, for my extreme winningness is far too powerful for you to overthrow.

Also, Echo, unfortunately all wormholes lead to black holes (at least I think? it's been too long since I've read books on the physics and whatnot involving black holes and wormholes. but they're definietely connected somehow...). In this case, the wormhole you're falling down will, unfortunately for both of us, drop you straight into my black hole. I don't feel like dealing with visitors right now, so I'll just open up a big pond of chiken noodle soop right where you're going to land. Unless you do something, you're right on course for a big soopy splash...

*falls to a heap in rift and stands up* 

*curses in spanish*

it's dark. urgh. *snaps fingers and lightning illuminates the rift*

also, winning! 

Ugh, echo is winning. *curses in Latin*

Not anymore you aren't! I'm winning now!

*takes flower crown and rule book from whoever has them*

*settles flower crown on my head*

*flips through rule book looking for a good spell to use to throw you off a cliff*

Aha!

Rule 21:

If a CBer spins in a circle and says "chiken noodle soop" three times, they will have the ability to summon a bottomless pit and make it appear anywhere they wish.

Eh, that's close enough.

*spins in a circle*

chiken noodle soop

chiken noodle soop

chiken noodle soop

*summons bottomless pit beneath echo's feet*

There, now you can't challenge my reign anymore.

PS also, echo, I like the sorta-new name. do you want me to use it in my ski lodge?

*takes throne*

Bye-bye, Scuttles (and everyone else)

*takes throne back* bye-bye Amethyst! :D

Ha, HA! How unexpected and shocking! I have returned! Actually, I was here the whole time, up on my cloud. Spying on everyone....

Anyhoo, I'll take my flower crown and book back. Thank you! 

It's been quite a while since I've been here... hm. I'm winning!

...*sneezes into rift*

*pulls back out by sneezing*

*curses in Spanish*

AY, MARIA--

*curses in Spanish again*

*doubles over laughing from the irony of the situation and pulls back out again*

*sneezes for the final time and lightning strikes*

MARIA-- 

Ugh, obnoxious usurpers to my throne. I'll take that crown and magic book back, thank you.

Ha, imagine winning, that'd be crazy.

Oh wait--- 

*shoves Darkling aside*

*steps into spotlight*

*strikes the Hamilton pose--you know, the one with the finger pointed up?*

*holds pose for a few seconds*

*drops pose, adjusts crown on my head, grins, and generally looks satisfied with how awesome I looked*

*yeets all the usurpers to my throne into a rift with the magic book, as an afterthought*