I see that Darkling has crept in and taken my title of the winner, although their comment has not yet shown up. This is easy to remedy, however, as now I am the last to post and the winner.

Bartholemew says hi.

Yeg says yeg.

Fluffles says <ngrrm>.

Hi Bartholemew and Scuttles. I'm winning.

Alas! My crown has been stolen from me for two whole days while I was away. I must fix this immdiately.

Bartholemew eats a cupcake and says hi.

Yeg says yeg.

Fluffles says <ovtwg>

You were winning for two days, congratulations! Thank you for keeping my crown warm for me. I'll just take it back now. 

*Creates a sturdy cloud high above everyone else*

*Adds a clear crystal throne*

*Sits*

I'll be up here, out of your reach, eating my delicious alfredo noodles. 

Not for long. I'm winning again. I've also kicked all of the other CBers out of my black hole, drowned all of you in tomato soop! and am now eating more infinite marshmallows.

Bartholemew says hi.

Yeg says yeg.

Fluffles says <xnvuk>

Infinite marshmallows? Sounds yummy!

Flamie has stolen my title of winner! Not allowed!

*summons crown and book from whoever has them*

*pokes head out of black hole*

Hmm, Flamie, I see that you appreciate the infinite marshmallows. Everyone who appreciates the marshmallows will be granted an invitation to my black hole once I hear of it (that is, until I kick you all out because I want my peace and quiet). Please accept this formal invitation to my black hole, which you may decline should you so choose. You may leave anytime you like. Should you choose to accept, you will have free access to the Especially Infinite Marshmallows we have here. Opal is also on the guest list.

*ducks back inside black hole*

Bartholemew says hi.

Yeg says yeg.

Fluffles says <cimkc>

Uggh Scuttles, you win too much! Thank you for the invitation, but I will not use it now because I have plenty of my own kingdoms to rule. Winning!

I do win too much! Huh, speaking of which, I'm doing it right now.

I haven't been here in a long time...and yet I am still undefeatable. Why? Because I am a bird and birds can simply fly away from theses black holes, and tomato soup. You can not harm me, and you definitely can not catch up to me in this race to be the last poster, because I am the fasted animal to ever live. And you will not fit in to my throne or crown. Ha!

CAThawk says coopm. Cooper's Hawk?

I was away for the weekend but now I'm back to reclaim my throne.

Bartholemew says hi.

Yeg says Yeg! Yeg yeg? Yeggity yeg yeg yeg.

Fluffles says <cwggp>

Ahhh... I forgot how nice it is to drink the sweet brew of prodictiviTEA and finally post again.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Aww, Acid say rarwz. I like lions too...) 

Winning again.

Bartholemew says hi.

Yeg says yeg.

Fluffles says <tfivf>.