I'll be taking the crown, as I think it looks rather better on me. The book as well, although I have no use for it as I am both:

a) perfectly content

and

b) winning

And you are welcome to as many marshmallows as you like, because, as the book says:

Rule 29: Marshmallows are infinite, especially in black holes. 

Aaaah but alas. I AM THE WINNER ahahahahahahahah. 

Never will anyone steal my crown of roses. Did they already? I forgot to check.

Also Jerry says crocz. Croc sleeping? 

Ugh, I rather liked the black hole, and I think Opal did as well, as it has especially infinite marshmallows.

*summons new black hole* *grabs Opal by the hand or claw or whatever and jumps back in* *starts a new fire and roasts some more marshmallows* *settles crown on my head, sits on book, slowly chews a perfectly roasted marshmallow.*

Do you really want the book after I've sat on it? Welp, surely somebody will want it, so go ahead and take it. Not like I can stop you. But I shall use the time portal magic of the book to booby trap it so whoever  takes it from me in the future shall get a faceful of soop. Tomato soop this time, just to be safe.

Lemme just-

*grabs crown and book*

*reopens black hole and jumps in*

I'll take out a non-magic book and roast marshamallows.

*keeps pulling marshmallows out of thin air* 

Ah, thank you Scuttles. I quite missed our wonderful black hole. 

*Settles back on the very comfortable log seats that aways appear along with black holes and summons some marshmallows*

I've also made myself a crown out of cherry blossom flowers, which I will guard very closely. And you may keep the book, I don't feel like having soup at the moment. 

*Summons chocolate and graham crackers to make s'mores* 

Gosh, this is the 5,020th comment.

Oh, and just look at that, I'm winning.

*snags cherry blossom crown and adds daisies*

Thank you very much, OpalescentDragon. I will take good care of your crown and I'm sure it will be returned to you eventually.

*swipes book and thoroughly enjoys tomato soup*

I'll summon some grilled cheese... Oh, dear. It seems as if the grilled cheese has formed a small mountain in the black hole.

Rule 6: NEVER summon ANYTHING in a black hole. 

Oh. That's why. Very well.

I see a bit of soup left. BOINK! I am now sitting on top of a grilled cheese mountain, surrounded by a moat of tomato soup. How could anyone ever take my crown?~

First of all, the correct spelling is "alphabet soop" not "alphabet soup".

Second of all, I'm taking the book and the crown back from Wolfy. I'll be adding azalea flowers to the crown as well. *nestles it on my head*

Third of all, I just realized that the black hole was originally a blurple hole. Oops. Do I care? No. I turned it into a black hole and it shall stay that way.

Fourth of all...

Rule 13: The original inhabitant of a black hole, blurple hole, green hole, or any color hole (other than the color known as 'booger color' that corresponds with the hex color code #6c7a2a) may control access to it. This means that if they so wish, they can kick people out or block people from entering.

Because I am becoming rather tired of all the company, I shall make it so that only three people other than myself may inhabit the black hole at a time. Meaning that until somebody in here leaves or I change the rules, nobody else can enter.

Also. I am winning.

YoU dArE tO tHrEaTeN mY vIcToRy????? Well now I'm winning again, so there.

Also, oh, perfect, I don't have to worry about black holes any more. I shall be very happy winning outside it. *sends black hole and the three CBers inside it away from Novis Terra*

And now there is the question of the alphabet soup (yes, sorry, soup). Well, I suppose I shall have to adopt alphabet soup as my new specialty, and, getting out of it, watch everyone else floundering about trying to win and not succeeding...

until somebody does succeed I suppose, but *hopefully* that won't happen for a while.

*settles back in throne with the crown*