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You are invited to a Winter Ski Lodge Murder Mystery!
Who: Everyone is invited to join. One of you is a murderer, but which one?
What: This is a murder mystery. Every day, one person will die. Who is it? That's your job to figure out.
When: The game will begin on January 1 and end whenever it ends.
Where: The Ski Lodge. In other words, this page.
RSVP: I don't really care as long as you join sometime in December.
Various sundry rules and explanations:
-Each day I will write the story (probably in the morning or right after I get home if I have school). After that, you're welcome and encouraged to write your own view of the day.
-Big one: This isn't violent or gory.
-The motto: The funnier, the better.
-Basic geography does not apply. The Ski Lodge and Surrounding Territories more or less rewrites itself depending on how I want you guys to die.
-I don't decide who dies, so it's completely impartial. I pull everyone's names out of the Sugarbowl. The murderer comes out first (so I can keep track, really) and then I just draw a new name every day.
-Yes, the Sugarbowl is a Sugarbowl. I couldn't find a good hat the first time I wanted to do this and there is actually a skiing place in California called the Sugarbowl, so I thought, well, why not? It's more or less my Death Note.
-Pleeaaaassseee don't ask me to give you some long ridiculous name to put in the Sugarbowl. "Melody the Awesome Authority on all things Disney who is really Awesome" is so large, of course it's going to be pulled out right away.
-Like any good cartoon, logic and physics are overrated.
I hope you can join us.
-The Omnipotent Narrator
submitted by T.O.N.
(December 1, 2013 - 9:29 pm)
(December 1, 2013 - 9:29 pm)
*hugs* Yes! That was great! I literally saved that post as a Word document.
"One Little Spark" from the Imagination pavilion.
(January 13, 2014 - 4:42 pm)
I am onto your methods, Melody. You pick out the most annoying songs possible and tell me to watch them when I'm in a bad mood! I've discovered your evil plot! Actually, could I not have that hug? Sorry, I just don't like it when people touch me.
(January 13, 2014 - 6:31 pm)
I can't bake. STOP HAVING ME MAKE COOKIES (I'm not actually mad; I'm just in a bad mood because my mom went through the internet history and found the story I'm writing WHICH I SPECIFICALLY SAID I WOULDN'T EVEN CONSIDER ALLOWING HER TO READ UNTIL I FINISHED IT.)
(January 13, 2014 - 5:59 pm)
I never said you made them. I actually wrote in that you brought them in from a box from the grocery store which sparked a pointless conversation on favorite cookies that I cut out because it was space-consuming but not funny.
Captcha says tyfa. I think that's a video game character...
(January 13, 2014 - 6:27 pm)
In Final Fantasy VII, there's a character named Tifa Lockheart. That's probably who you were thinking of. Wait, how do I know this stuff? I've never played FFVII or read any articles about it.
(January 14, 2014 - 8:57 pm)
I hope I'm the murderer.
(January 13, 2014 - 4:48 pm)
That's a little impossible. You're ever so slightly dead.
(January 13, 2014 - 6:23 pm)
Yeah.. I kinda posted that before I read the thing...
I don't quite get what happened to me. Can you explain it?
(January 13, 2014 - 6:34 pm)
(this will sound idiotic) When do we find out who the murderer is?
Spammy said an actual word. Ehhh. Ehhh, I'd rather not do my math homework right now (and I just remembered I have Latin homework. Thank you Spammy)
(January 13, 2014 - 6:48 pm)
@Bounty: On Day 11, when Watermelon died, you revealed that your mother would skin you both if "one of us died or burned down an important government building again or jaywalked or something really drastic like that". Because Watermelon died, the murderer called your mother and told her the news and she skinned both of you.
@Maggie: *checks* January 24th, unless I counted wrong. Basically, once everyone else dies, you'll know who they are. You'll probably figure out who they are long before then, but I can try to keep it secret still, can't I?
Ehhh. I should be doing math homework, but I really don't want to, and we don't necessarily have to, so I'll do it over the weekend. Speaking of that, you just reminded me that I have Japanese homework that I should do.
@Everybody: This is really random, but sometimes I have to do Japanese homework on the computer so I change the settings so I can type in Japanese. So, when I type something like "ko" it appears as ”こ”. The only problem is when I forget I have the Japanese on, and when I type "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain", I get this jumbled garabge. ”テェライン員Sパインファッls真音ly音手ぇpライン。” Google Translate translates this as "Te~erain member S Painfa~tsu ls Maon ly sound hand tut p line." I wrote a large portion of a ski lodge day like this before I looked up at my computer and saw what I was doing.
(January 13, 2014 - 8:21 pm)
Ha! That would have been interesting, to say the least.
(January 14, 2014 - 11:55 am)
Wow
(January 14, 2014 - 4:57 pm)
Day 14
It seems Blue Fairy will not be following in her murderous sister's footsteps. Rather, she followed someone's murderous footsteps to the murderer's top secret plotting base in the woods and died when a booby trap triggered and a piano fell on her.
Gilraen: She died a musical death, as befits the sister of someone named Melody.
BHR: We should search the base for clues!
Grace: It's no good, after the piano fell, the base blew itself up.
SC: This murderer is killing people in awfully weird ways.
Lizzy: I think the narrator has run out of all the usual deaths and is now going for the bizarre.
Maggie: Hey, something just occurred to me. Are we missing school?
Jem Louise Margaret is. She's up skiing in Tahoe right now, missing school (and being stabbed) and emailing all her friends to talk about it. Meanwhile, you're all skiing and having a blast and what about me? Do I get a vacation? No, I do not! The injustice, I tell you! I'm going on strike! Narrate your own story!
Skyler: Did the narrator just walk out on us?
Tovah: I guess we'll just have to narrate it ourselves.
Melody: It'll be easy, with imagination! One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation! Right at the heart of everything that's new! One little spark, lights up for you!
Red: Oh, no. This is the part where the narrator always skips on ahead! Fast forward! Fast forward! Do we have a remote for this place?
Melody: Two tiny wings, eyes big and yellow. Horn of a steer, but he's a lovable fellow. From head to tail, he's a royal purple pigment. And there, voila! (Fun Fact: Disney wiki can't spell "voila". Would anyone care to tell them it's not an instrument Gollum plays?) You've got a figment!
Red: You're alive! You're back!
The Narrators union is a cruel thing. It won't allow higher wages for narrators and no vacations. Can you imagine, they chewed me out for being kidnapped? As if it was my fault and I went voluntarily! The atrocity of that idea! How dare they be so correct! And on that note,
Rest in peace, ~Blue Fairy~. Rest in peace.
Captcha says cbpb. So, I'm the CB's Psuedonymous Bosch? I deny nothing.
(January 14, 2014 - 9:31 am)
Wow. This is incredibly funny.
(January 14, 2014 - 8:42 pm)
Viola power!
*holds up hand as if for high five, realizes no one plays the viola, awkwardly sits back down.*
Whenever I write voila I'm always slightly confused and think I either typoed viola, dyslexisize it into viola or say "Oh, look, voyla!"
(January 15, 2014 - 7:23 pm)