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You are invited to a Winter Ski Lodge Murder Mystery!
Who: Everyone is invited to join. One of you is a murderer, but which one?
What: This is a murder mystery. Every day, one person will die. Who is it? That's your job to figure out.
When: The game will begin on January 1 and end whenever it ends.
Where: The Ski Lodge. In other words, this page.
RSVP: I don't really care as long as you join sometime in December.
Various sundry rules and explanations:
-Each day I will write the story (probably in the morning or right after I get home if I have school). After that, you're welcome and encouraged to write your own view of the day.
-Big one: This isn't violent or gory.
-The motto: The funnier, the better.
-Basic geography does not apply. The Ski Lodge and Surrounding Territories more or less rewrites itself depending on how I want you guys to die.
-I don't decide who dies, so it's completely impartial. I pull everyone's names out of the Sugarbowl. The murderer comes out first (so I can keep track, really) and then I just draw a new name every day.
-Yes, the Sugarbowl is a Sugarbowl. I couldn't find a good hat the first time I wanted to do this and there is actually a skiing place in California called the Sugarbowl, so I thought, well, why not? It's more or less my Death Note.
-Pleeaaaassseee don't ask me to give you some long ridiculous name to put in the Sugarbowl. "Melody the Awesome Authority on all things Disney who is really Awesome" is so large, of course it's going to be pulled out right away.
-Like any good cartoon, logic and physics are overrated.
I hope you can join us.
-The Omnipotent Narrator
submitted by T.O.N.
(December 1, 2013 - 9:29 pm)
(December 1, 2013 - 9:29 pm)
Oh, the sheer irony of the glitter death.
(January 17, 2014 - 3:40 pm)
I'm going to murder all you little brats. I hate cleaning up glitter. I hate with a passion.
(January 17, 2014 - 8:07 pm)
I hate it so much. I'm glad I'm not the only person who dislikes glitter greatly. Remember kids, if you see a giant pot of glitter, don't jump in it. Ever. And don't throw it at SC.
(January 17, 2014 - 11:47 pm)
Thank you for teaching us all that glitter is a lethal weapon!
(January 17, 2014 - 8:28 pm)
I wrote this at school (we were in the library to work on a project, but my partner wasn't there and she had our project so I decided to write Day 17 instead) but for some reason the captchas wouldn't show up. And if the formatting is all weird, blame Google.
Day 17
11:30 a.m. Operation: Don't Blink begins Tovah: Anyone want to place bets on how long she lasts?
(January 17, 2014 - 6:21 pm)
How can you perform Everybody Wants to Be a Cat without flashing lights? If everything isn't different colors, you're doing it wrong.
How about the instrumental theme from Fantasmic? Have fun trying to put that in the text.:)
(January 17, 2014 - 9:36 pm)
Exactly! But it's actually really hard to not blink when your eyes are sore and people keep on flashing lights. For amusement, imagine which person is what character. I, personally, would like to imagine SC as Frou-frou and BHR as Billy Boss makes me laugh.
Once I can listen to sound, I'll type that out for you, but that may have to wait until Monday.
(January 17, 2014 - 11:45 pm)
Me as Billy Boss? Interesting...
(January 18, 2014 - 12:51 pm)
It's too long to do the whole thing, but here is an excerpt of:
Fantasmic instrumental in text.
Woo wooo wooo (much woo-wooing here) BAA! Imaginatioonn, Imaginatioonn. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (lots of little fast bas) whir-whir-whir (some English lyrics and I can't tell what they're saying) BAA! Uuse your imaginatioonnnnn. Wheowheowheowheowheowheo BADUM! Bada bada ba baaa, badadum, bada bada ba baa, badadum...
I can't do this. Sorry, Melody, I can't write words to sound like music. I did the first minute. That should be good enough.
(January 18, 2014 - 5:44 pm)
Crud. I'm not the murderer.
(January 17, 2014 - 11:40 pm)
Day 18
Dear Melody,
Thank you for ordering services and goods through Google. Your ordered "Professional Assassination or Your Money Back (totally not Assassins R Us. Nope! Not at all! Nothing to see here! Move along, folks!)" will arrive shortly. While you wait, view videos selected by us based on your interest in "Cricket Magazine Chatterbox Murder Mystery".
Fantasmic Instrumental Theme
Foxes Frolicking to Oscar Winning Songs [TEN HOUR VERSION]
Cats Doing Stupid Stuff
Humans Doing Stupid Stuff
Servant Of Evil Classical Version Which Is Very, Very Good; You Should Listen To It (But Listen To Daughter Of Evil First)
Remember, we're always watching you! We see you when you're sleeping. We know when you're awake. We know if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!
Much love,
The Google Team
Red: I wish Google sent me such creepy emails!
Gilraen: Oh, my. So... has anyone seen Melody?
(Meanwhile...
Agent E.W.: She looks a little familiar. Have we killed her before?
Agent Alpaca-chan: That's ridiculous! She's not Jem Louise Margaret after all, but I got her too!)
Grace: Did she really order her own assasination?
BHR: Maybe the murderer did. She always leaves her Gmail account open on her laptop.
Skyler: Well, well, BHR, how do you know that? Snooping around, are you?
SC: She kind of told us all yesterday. "Look! I brought my laptop so now I can play Disney songs morning, noon, and night! I use Google Chrome, but it's such a pain to log in and out each time I use it, so I just keep it logged in all the time." (Can you do that with Google Chrome? I don't know, but it seems like you would be able to.)
Gilraen: Yeah, Skyler, how come you didn't know that? Were you off snooping around yesterday, planning murders?
Skyler: I happened to be writing an English essay, but I find it very suspicious that your mind jumped to me immediatly!
Grace: I bet SC did it! She's been so angry lately, ever since that glitter party.
SC: I bet Tovah did it, because she's quite evil. You made me clean the glitter up!
Gilraen: I bet Grace did it, because she looks innocent and it's always the innocent ones!
Red: I bet the butler did it!
BHR: I bet Red did it, he looks too happy. Plus, we all know he's been forced to pay for us. If he bumps all of us off, he could take our money from our wallets.
That's not a bad idea, actually.
Melody's ghost: *entering dramatically* I blame...! I don't know. Who do I blame? Who hired the assassins? Because whoever it was changed my profile picture, and I am not happy about that! Now, stand up, which ever one of you it was, and admit your crimes!
Needless to say, no one admitted to being the murderer.
Melody: I can sing even while being dead! Whoo-hoo! This isn't the end of me, fellas!
SC: Excuse me, Ghostbusters? We have a situation here that we'd like you to come out and fix.
Rest in peace, Melody. rest in peace.
(January 18, 2014 - 12:19 pm)
I'm so innocent.
(January 18, 2014 - 12:50 pm)
I don't have a gmail account or google chrome, but other than that, that was awesome and thank you for letting me be a ghost.
Since I am a ghost, can I please sing the opera solos from the Phantom Manor ride soundtrack? I can't actually hit the notes in real life because of my inability to hit high notes (I'm am alto but I can hit tenor & sometimes bass notes. These solos are like Soprano 0 range.), so it would be cool to see me hit them in a roleplay-type-thingy. Also, it's really eerie & I think it would enhance the mood of the mystery. I advise anyone reading the roleplay to listen to Phantom Manor Suite (composed by Johnny Debney, who also played a ton of the instruments in the recoding) while reading. It makes it soo much cooler.
(January 18, 2014 - 5:24 pm)
The Phantom Manor Suite is like 11 minutes long, but is worth it! Mel always played it, and I now love it! Also, look up the story of Phantom Manor, it's sadddd.
(January 19, 2014 - 12:27 pm)
I am not the murderer because I am keeping track of what I'm saying.
(January 18, 2014 - 1:26 pm)