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It's been a while since I've seen a running roleplay on here. Most of the ones I've seen have just died within 30 posts (most not all). So my goal is to keep a RP running for at least over 30 posts, and hopefully until it ends.
My idea for the RP is a murder mystery RP, no gory stuff. I think NAME did something like this a while ago. I remember it being really good.
So anyway I don't know about the setting or anything, I just got the theme down, so any ideas?
submitted by ~Sam~
(September 16, 2012 - 9:53 am)
(September 16, 2012 - 9:53 am)
We ghosts have reached the mutual decision (a.k.a. I have made a decision and the ghosts will respect it) that we are to be called The Dead CBers Society. What? No, I have not ripped that name off a movie and changed it slightly.
Welcome to The Dead CBers Society, Lizzy.
(October 12, 2012 - 3:57 pm)
Day 12
This morning, the last three people went out skiing, because as Miki puts it, you should live each day as if it were your last. Well, it was Miki's last. Miki was run over by a herd of lemmings. (Oh come on, you knew someone had to die like that.)
Zach: Lemmings, Red? That's awfully suspicious. What do you have to say to that?
Red: Um, oops? Hey, Sakura's in charge of them right now, not me!
To: completelyfakeemail2
From: completelyfakeemail
The lemmings we granted to Miki escaped today. If you see them, could you send them back?
-Sakura
To: completelyfakeemail
From: completelyfakemail2
Well, um, I think Miki has them, or they have her...
-Red
In other news, the mail arrives. With Assains R Us doing the delivering. On some unusual steeds.
Zach: Are those reindeer?
Agent Alpacachan: No, they're carilemmingbou! Don't you know anything, small munchkin?
Zach: "Munchkin"?
(She really calls people that. Agent Alpacachan is probably the most innocent teenager you are ever going to meet. Hence why I make her stab Jem Louise Margaret.)
Red: Seriously, why the heck are you guys here?
Agent E.W.: We're delivering the mail. Or at least I am.
Agent Alpacachan: And I'm here to see if He Who Shall Not Be Named is here!
Zach (to Red): Hey, isn't that guy dead?
Sakura: I whacked him with a tripod today. Now I'm happy.
Red (to Zach): Yeah, but they're going to run around looking for him for the whole series. If Sakura ever writes a third story, they are still going to be looking for him. Sakura hired them back in January, but they still can't find him. Which is pretty ridiculous, considering they have classes with this guy.
Zach (to Red): Seriously, who is this guy, anyway?
Red (to Zach): Sakura's second archenemy and ex-rival.
Zach: Ah.
Agent E.W.: Anyway, here's the mail.
Agent Alpacahan: Oh, where's Jem Louise Margaret?
Jem Louise Margaret comes in and gets stabbed by the ruler of stabbing. Assains R Us leave.
The mail consists of the various papers for Red (troop information, if you were wondering) and the package for Miki, containing the black/blue cape and Da Frog.
Zach: Cool sword. Can I have it?
Red: No.
Zach: Hey, this box has a false bottom.
And Agent Alpcachan jumps out and stabs the boys. No, I'm kidding.
Inside is The Fancy Ornate Plastic Sword of Doom.
Zach: Can I have it?
Red: No! This one is mine!
Zach: Well, there are two swords here. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Red: The laundry? And the fact that we're running out of pears?
Zach: No! A sword fight!
Red: With underwear? Or bananas?
Zach: No! With the plastic swords!
Red: Well, sorry for thinking practically!
Zach: Listen. There's a murderer in the ski lodge. And it's one of us. I know who he is. You know who he is. Tomorrow. At 3:00 clock. We will have a sword fight. To end it. Deal?
Red: Deal.
(October 12, 2012 - 6:02 pm)
Setting: The Dead CBer Society
Melody: So, there's going to be a sword fight?
Lizzy: Apparently.
Gollum: There should be a referee. That would be fair.
Blue Fairy: I appoint you referee of said sword fight.
Gollum: Thank you, thank you.
Melody: I'll sell popcorn!
Gollum: So, what can you guys be?
Blue Fairy: Lizzy and I can be cheerleaders!
Lizzy: Oh brother.
Gollum: You don't have a brother, they're the ones in the sword fight.
Lizzy: Whatever.
Melody: The sword fighters should have a theme song!
Gollum: Concerning Hobbits!
Blue Fairy: Hedwig's Theme!
Melody: BUT WHAT ABOUT HAKUNA MATATA!
Lizzy: There, there. That can be halftime music.
(October 13, 2012 - 7:15 am)
Cheerleaders? A referee? Music? This isn't a football game. This is a sword fight with a murderer's confession and a death. It's dramatic! Epic! Therefore, I'm shooing out all the females. Even Jem Louise Margaret.
(October 13, 2012 - 10:20 am)
I'm kidding.
(October 14, 2012 - 2:48 pm)
AAAAAAGH
Oh my gosh I am sorry I haven't been able to post AT ALL. My life is getting out of control. But now it is Saturday and I have FREE TIME FINALLY *happydance*
Hahaha Monsters on Maple Street reference! We just read that out loud in English class and I was Man One because Man One is awesome.
I AM STILL ALIVE! I'm not dead and for that I am glad. Although there is now quite a large possibility that I will be the murderer. Mwahahaha.
Um . . . I will leave the awesome Plastic Sword Fight Scene Conclusion to Sakura the Omnipotent Narrator, but I'll write a short little scene for now.
~~~~~
Red: En garde!
Zach: What?
Red: En garde!
Zach: What?
Red: En garde! You know! What people say before they fight with swords!
Zach: Oh. Oh, yeah. That.
Society of Dead CBers appears next to the two boys and hovers there, looking on.
Melody (ghost): Get on with it, then. I want to see who killed me.
Zach and Red: *look innocent*
Miki (ghost): Go on, then. Fight to the death.
Zach and Red: *turns to face each other*
Zach: En garde!
Red: En garde!
Zach: *does fancy sword twirl and drops the sword. Picks it up immediately and looks embarassed.*
Zach and Red: *raise swords in unison*
~~~
The End.
On the subject of me hitting on Sonny:
If that had been in real life, I would never have been that smooth.
*Note: Sarcasm*
(October 13, 2012 - 11:18 am)
I'm posting Day 13 at exactly 1:00. Meaning if any of the Admins are working at EXACTLY 3:00 (hinthint) then you will be able to read the sword fight without waiting several hours. So you can find out who the murderer is. Note: there is a day 14. That's the day I wrap everything up. Check back tomorrow!
I'll do my best to check at the appointed hour.
Admin
(October 13, 2012 - 11:33 am)
@Zach
Sorry I made you hit on her. I just needed someone to for comedic effect.
(October 13, 2012 - 2:10 pm)
Day 13
Today Jem Louise Margaret was stabbed. By Anonymous. And the ghosts were evicted.
Melody: Whhhhhhhyyyyy?
Red: Because it's an epic swordfight. With no ghosts allowed.
Blue Fairy: Meany.
Agent Alpacachan: He's a big fat meanie butthead!
Zach: *snorts* "big fat meanie butthead"?
Red: That's her worst insult.
Before the swordfight of epic proportions begins, I am going to beat around the bush. So let's have a word from our sponsers!
The newly decorated restaurant, Hoo's On First, the eatery of athletes, will hold its grand reopening on Sunday. Specialty of the day: fruited sea bass on purple waves.
Let's check on the Admins, while we're at it.
In the Admin HQ, an underground Batman style cave, complete with gumball machine, pinball machine, and foosball table:
Admin 1: Oh, aren't those eleven kids coming back tomorrow?
Admin 2: Yeah, they are.
Admin 3: Lucky ducks. They get to go off on vacation, and we're stuck here playing foosball.
Admin 2: We could go off on vacation for a few days. After all, a lot of them are off skiing. I LOVE skiing!
Admin 1: ... I think it's a bit late for that.
Admin 3: Oh well. I'm going to play pinball.
I can't think of any more ways to delay the inevitable. Let's move on.
So at precisely 3:00, Zach and Red meet for the sword fight. The mood is grim. They begin. A storm rages outside. It is very dark. Every so often a flash of lightning illuminates the room and casts unnatural shadows on the wall. The boys are evenly matched, until Red disarms Zach. He backs Zach into a corner. A wicked grin is on his face. The sword glints in the strange halflight. No longer plastic, it glows with the magic of artistic license and insanity. Red is in darkness. A bolt of lightning illuminates the room for a second, giving the illusion that Red has a demonic smile. He begins to speak in a grinning diabolical whisper.
Red: Well, well, Zach. This game has been one spun out of insanity, and it has lasted far too long. You suspected me. Many did. I had to remove them. It all started with Melody. Melody. What an abnoxious girl. That was why I removed her. Constantly poking her nose into everything. I found her light saber and marked it as a potential weapon. She was the one who started it. She created the game, she made me the murderer. She thought she could laugh from the side lines. She thought she could hide from the danger. She forgot to watch the darkness. It attacked. I, the darkness. I, the murderer. Elizabeth was next. Elizabeth. She was smart, too smart. Yet gullible. Elizabeth coud too easily find me out. And I wouldn't want to take that chance. So I finished her. And then I saw my next problem. Blue Fairy was scared but wanted revenge. And wouldn't it be most humerous to finish off both sisters with one device? Killing two birds with one stone. Or rather, two girls with one lightsaber. A most droll game, wouldn't it be? I had fun watching you. Running about like scared spiders, I could smash you whenever I wanted. Then there was Sam. Sam suggested the whole delightful game. What a shame it would be not to kill her. It was a fast poison. I always try to respect the initiator. The one who had the courage to bring up a murder mystery. Sam was a very courageous one. So I made it fast and painless. Goodbye, dear Sam. And there was Listening Daisy. The Yukarimobile has always fascinated me, so as an experiment, I tried to test its powers. Very powerful. Very funny. But then I noticed Helen. Ah, Helen, Helen, Helen. I wouldn't have minded her so much if only she would mind her own business. But she was too annoying. So she had to go. Next: Tiffany. Tiffany was nice, I suppose. But she was an enemy. I don't take kindly to enemies. So I summoned one of my own personal dragons and finished her off. I don't know why Lizzy was next. Maybe because I liked everyone else too much. The tripod and lemmings were easy to get. The tripod was brought by Agent E.W., and I captured wild lemmings. I understand the lemmings. The desires that make them run off cliffs. It is a call. A call, much like the one to destroy and kill. But why you, Zach? Why did I save you for last? Maybe I liked you. You have such promise, Zach. But one fact remains. You are on SC's team. You are an enemy. I don't like enemies. Off with your head.
(October 13, 2012 - 2:52 pm)
Wow. So I'm the murderer. I had my suspicions.
1) The confession. Are you sure that isn't you talking, Sakura?
2) Assasins R Us. Are you ever going to tell Agent E.W. that you wrote two stories with him in it?
3) Jem Louise Margaret. How did she get that name?
4) My death. Tomorrow is Sunday, meaning that there is no school. The only people alive right now are Assains R Us. Does that mean they will come to my house? Or will I have to kill myself? Or will SilverWing pop up and avenge Miki's death?
5) The Westing Game. Are you going to make one of your famous disappearing tricks?
The captcha says hwxp. Homework experience?
(October 13, 2012 - 3:40 pm)
1) I got a little carried away....
2) Why would I ever tell him that? It's more fun to leave cryptic hints ever so often and have him not understand.
3) I don't remember exactly how, but Turtle came up with it. I think we were trying to brainstom old lady names, and I accidently said Jem Louise instead of Jean Louise.
4) Your captcha actually says how you are going to die. Although I like the idea of SilverWing aveneging Miki, I don't think that's going to happen.
5) Not this time around. Maybe in a couple of months... (evil grin)
(October 13, 2012 - 8:08 pm)
(SC)
DUN DUN DUN DUUNNNN!!!!!!
Red has killed one of my Lieutenants. Well, actually, he killed Tiffany W., Zach L., and Listening Daisy. And he killed Melody, our commentator.
Oh my.
(October 13, 2012 - 3:41 pm)
Eh. Doesn't really matter now. Honestly, I think it could have been a little more imaginative, Red being Sakura's friend and all.
Yay! I get to ride a dragon somewhere now! (Don't ask me where.)
(October 13, 2012 - 6:20 pm)
I'm sorry.
(October 13, 2012 - 8:03 pm)
I'm sorry I didn't post. It made me feel uncomfortable. I still read it. I feel like a traitor. I'm happy you guys still put me in it!
RED!!!!! YOU KILLER!!!!!
(October 13, 2012 - 7:51 pm)