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It's been a while since I've seen a running roleplay on here. Most of the ones I've seen have just died within 30 posts (most not all). So my goal is to keep a RP running for at least over 30 posts, and hopefully until it ends.
My idea for the RP is a murder mystery RP, no gory stuff. I think NAME did something like this a while ago. I remember it being really good.
So anyway I don't know about the setting or anything, I just got the theme down, so any ideas?
submitted by ~Sam~
(September 16, 2012 - 9:53 am)
(September 16, 2012 - 9:53 am)
I know you said not to complain, oh Omnipootent Narrator, but...
Melody: My sister gets opening doors and I get laundry. What is this? And also, Blu's already my roommate. Do I have to be her roommate in real life? I digress...
OK. For the Disney Song of the day thing, Oh Omnipotent Narrator, just leave a blank and I'll fill it in when I post.
Melody: Hakkkkkkkkuuuunnnnna Matttaaattttttaaa! *she bows*
Everybody: *claps*
Melody: Thank you, thank you... I'm awesome, I know.
Blu: So. This is what I have to deal with on a daily basis.
Melody: You know you don't mind, Blu. I mean, you have Disney radio on your Pandora.
Blu: And you don't?
Melody: I have Disney Radio, Walt Disney Radio, and Little Mermaid Radio.
Everybody: *makes a 'they're fighting again* face*
Sam: Well, I have toilets to clean.
Tiffany: Well, I have Sams to assist.
Donkey: Parcheesi!
Holmes: How did you get here? You're someone's SI character!
Donkey: Pinocchio hooked me up with this magic train thingy. It was a fun ride. I got to listen to elevator music the whole time!
Miki: Do all your characters do this?
Sonny: Oh my gosh, a pony!
Elizabeth: Well, seeing as that's one of Melody's rp charries, yes.
Sakura: I shalt remove all people not of this roleplay!
Sakura's Hand: *reaches down and grabs Donkey and Sonny*
Donkey: But we were going to have a waffle party!
Sonny: Get your disgusting hand off my brocade jacket!
Lizzy: *shaking her head* Why did it have to be Sonny?
Zach: She's cute.
All the girls: *evil glare*
Melody: Well, the party don't start till Sonny walks in...
(October 2, 2012 - 8:58 pm)
Melody: The party don’t start till Sonny walks in…
Sonny: That’s so true! *sudden loud dance music* LET’S ROCK!!!
Tiffany: This is draking awesome! * does the worm*
Melody: Let me show you what awesome is! *What makes you Beautiful by One Direction starts playing*
Elizabeth: *Covers her ears* Noooooooo! We’ve been singing this for two weeks in school! I hate 1D!
Melody: Did you just say…? *evil glare* *pounces on Elizabeth*
Sam: *starts rapping*
Miki: *runs in holding a stick* Who wants to Limbo?
Red: *jumps up and down* Me! Me! Me!
Lizzy: *grabs the other end of the stick* How low can you go?
Red: *limbos like a pro*
Blu: My turn! My turn!
Sam: Is nobody listening to my rap? *pouts* *stops rapping* *turns on Disturbia by Rihanna* You know, I’m the queen of limbo! *pushes Blu to the side*
Miki: Limbo’s is boring.
Lizzy: Only ‘cause we’re holding the stick!
Miki: I’m not going to hold the stick anymore. *drops stick on Sam*
Sam: HEY! What was that for? *runs after Miki*
Helen: I just found a whole room full of Coca Cola!
Red: Yay! Coca Cola!
Everybody except Melody and Elizabeth who are still rolling around on the ground fighting about 1D: *stampedes to the room full of coke*
(5 min later)
Everybody who went to the coke-filled room: *comes back*
Helen: Okay, everyone, shake your bottles and open them!
Lizzy: Wait… this isn’t a good idea. I don’t think…
Everyone: *screams*
Helen: *grins evilly* Too late!
Tiffany: That was like a coke volcano!
Melody: 1D forever!
Sam: Did you put mentos in this?
Helen: *looks innocent* Now why would I do that?
Sonny: *screeches* This stuff is all over my new Prada shoes!
Sakura: This is going to far! Sonny, get out! And you Donkey! GO!
Sonny and Donkey: *disappear*
Zach L.: CALL ME, SONNY!!
(October 3, 2012 - 2:57 am)
*everyone is still extremely bored and hallucinating*
Melody: Well, the party don't start till Sonny walks in...
Holmes: Fafner! Don't just randomly start talking!
Red: Fafner is definetly an interesting dog.
Holmes (as Fafner): Uh, hi, I'm this kid's dog, but I only listen to That guy over there. Oh, he just disappeared. I guess I can take a nap now.
Red: A very interesting dog indeed.
(October 3, 2012 - 6:55 am)
First: The job of the official doorman is weird. Or you could say it's ...interesting .
Second: I don't care if other people and things come in. I just ask that they leave at some point, so we don't end up with a character lounge.
Third: Why is everyone glaring at Zach?
(October 3, 2012 - 9:10 am)
Day 3
This morning.
Ski Lodge Staff: Hey, kids, today we are going to take a day off. Will you guys be all right without us for a day?
Tiffany: Sure!
(staff members leave)
Listening Daisy: It's snowing really hard out there.
Blue Fairy: The weather lady said that the snow would reach record amounts today.
(a few hours later)
Zach: .... I think the ski lodge has been snowed in. There's no way a car could come up here.
Elizabeth: It looks really strange out there. Like a whole new planet or something.
Melody: (starts singing A Whole New World)
Gollum: And thus the ski lodge trip has reached a new level of bleakness and hopelessness.
Sam: Well, let's not panic. We have plenty of food. We'll be fine. And speaking of food, is anyone else hungry for lunch?
Gollum: Yeah, I'm making a pot roast.
Lizzy: All hail Gollum, maker of pot roasts.
Just then Blue Fairy causes a slight diversion by letting out an earsplitting scream. Upon rushing to the scene, Blue Fairy is found in the girl's bathroom.
Red: (waiting outside) What do you think happened?
Zach: I dunno, did they find a dead person or something?
Inside the bathroom, a stabbed girl has been found. Miki runs out of the bathroom.
Red: What happened?
Zach: Did someone die?
Miki: Yes!
Red: Really?
Zach: I was kidding...
Red: Who is it?
Miki: A random girl, she was stabbed.
Zach: Stabbed?
Red: Does she have a really long braid?
Miki: Yeah.
Red: Oh. Well, that's normal, then.
By then everyone has come out of the bathroom.
Tiffany: Normal??!!! Normal???!! A girl has been stabbed, and you call that normal???!!!!
Red: Well, I did say it would happen. Remember how i said it was going to get ... interesting?
Gollum whips out a handy pocket dictionary.
Gollum: ... interesting (adj.) when Jem Louise Margaret is found stabbed or is stabbed in a ski lodge
Melody: Oh that's lovely. So now we're going to find a stabbed girl every day?
Red: Pretty much.
Listening Daisy: *gasp* Snowbound with a murderer!
Lizzy: WHAAAT?
Listening Daisy: Gosh, I'm just quoting the Westing game....
Elizabeth: Well, I guess we won't get bored this way...
Tune in to tomorrow's episode for more crazy fun!
(October 3, 2012 - 5:27 pm)
@Sakura
Because he was hitting on Sonny. I'm sorry, Zach. The writing whirlwind overtook me.
Lizzy: Murder, murder, murder, murder. Someone's dead on my watch! *panic attack*
Melody: *listening to Pandora radio* Guess what, guys. Mahna Mahna is the same in Spanish (OOC: this is completely true)
Lizzy: *shakes her* She's dead!
Blu: Calm. Down!
Listening Daisy: So. Who wants to play Hangman? What about Clue? Or sing "If I Die Young"?
Red: You realize those all have to do with death, right?
Helen: You're just going to make her more nervous.
Elizabeth and Miki: *come in with whipped cream*
Zach: Whipped cream fight!
Killer dude (Is it one of us? Is it someone else?): Whipped cream... That's a good idea for the next one... *EVIL LAUGH*
(October 4, 2012 - 2:48 pm)
Day 4
Alas, tragedy has struck. One of our dear friends has been murdered *dun dun dunnnn*. Let's review the whole day, shall we? This morning Red decided to make waffles to commemerate Donkey. Afterwards, Melody attempted to put on makeup, but the results weren't quite what she expected, therefore prompting her to sing "Reflection". The children then went out for skiing. They came in for lunch (which was roast beef sandwiches (why do I keep on thinking about beef? I think I'm hungry.)) and then went out again. After dinner (which is something highly nutritous, low-calorie, and leafy), they decided to play a game of hide-and-go seek tag in the dark. It was during this game that Miss Melody was found on the recieving end of her pink, glittery, lightsaber.
Listening Daisy: That's not good.
Congratulations, Listening Daisy, on winning the understatement of the year award!
Tiffany: How are we going to explain this to Blue Fairy?
Zach: Very carefully?
Apparently, Blue Fairy takes the news better than the others thought. A war council meets at the kitchen table.
Holmes: What was the murderer's motive? There had to be a reason.
Elizabeth: Too much Disney music?
Lizzy: Or too much One Direction?
Holmes: Possible. Very possible.
Red: It's like Listening Daisy said. Snowbound with a murderer!
Miki: But who could it be?
A hush falls on the room. Somewhere in this ski lodge is a murderer, and it is one of them.
In other news, Jem Louise Margaret is found stabbed in the closet with a sign that says "Springheel Jack was here". Questioning reveals that Red actually found her in the closet while looking for a lightbulb (the one in the basement burned out) and couldn't resist adding a sign.
Sam: *sigh* Stephen King fans...
Captcha says fmok. Whay, yes, things are running amok.
(October 4, 2012 - 4:43 pm)
IT'S A PURPLE LIGHTSABER. Sorry, had to get that out of the way. It's too bad I'm dead. I wanted to post a little more. May my ghost come back and annoy... I mean HAUNT my sister?
Sam: Good waffles, Red.
Red: Yeah, I'm actually pretty good at cooking.
Helen: It's too bad Donkey wasn't here to eat them.
*everyone looks upward*
Lizzy: Or that poor girl.
Melody: Well, I found a really big make-up kit in someone's bag, so I'm going to go try to put it on. I need practice. *leaves*
Elizabeth: So... How about them sports?
Miki: So... How about that Germany?
*some time later*
Melody: Aaaaaaaaah!
Zach: What?
Melody: *walks in, looks like a clown*
*everyone laughs*
Melody:*starts singing (rather badly because it's way too high for her voice)*
*skip to much later*
Sam: I'm bored.
Zach: Wanna play a game or something?
Miki: How about Hide and Seek in the Dark?
*everyone agrees*
*Red is it*
I switch to first person POV.
I'm running down the hall, trying to find a good hiding place. Where will Red not be able to find me? I duck into a dark room. I feel my way around it. There seems to be a partition in the middle of the room. Behind it, a little bit of light comes through the window. I can see a streetlight out there. Using the light, I find a fireplace. Perfect! No one will think of me hiding in a fireplace behind a half-wall. Since the fire definitely isn't lit, I crawl inside. All of a sudden, I feel it swerve around. Before I can jump off, I am behind the fireplace. I bang on the fireplace and scream, but no one can hear me. Then I hear footsteps. But they're on the wrong side of the fireplace. I would assume all the Chatterboxers would be coming from the other side. There's a person behind the wall with me. "Ah, perfect," I hear, "I picked the perfect weapon for you." I hear the hum of my light saber. The hum changes to a more authentic sounding one as the person switches to real, actual, literal light saber mode. The last thought I feel as the jolt of pain passes through me is why I thought having a real light saber was a good idea.
(October 4, 2012 - 7:17 pm)
Helen: Shouldn't we have a funeral for these dead people?
Elizabeth: We could mummify them in the snow.
Red: That would be interesting.
Helen: (changing the subject) Do you thing Fafner could be a sled dog?
Red: That would be interesting indeed.
(October 5, 2012 - 5:57 pm)
Day 5
Alas, our dear friend Elizabeth has passed away today. While skiing, she ran into a pine tree after her skiing partner said, "Look over there." Who was skiing with Elizabeth?
Blue Fairy: I was skiing with Sam.
Sam: No, I was skiing with Listening Daisy.
Listening Daisy: No, I was skiing with Miki.
Miki: No, I was skiing with Tiffany.
Tiffany: No, I was skiing with Red.
Red: No, I was skiing with Zach.
Zach: No, I was skiing with Gollum.
Gollum: No, I was skiing with Blue Fairy.
So now 3 people have a room to themselves, and 6 other people are complaining loudly about having roomates. Dividing up the chores: Laundry will go to Jem Louise Margaret, Vacuuming will go to Blue Fairy, and Dusting will go to Tiffany. In other news, while Jem Louise Margaret was doing the laundry today, Endey leaped out of the dryer and stabbed her. Blue Fairy, who just so happened to be walking by, finished the laundry. (Has anyone figured out why the role of the official doorman is... interesting?)
Red: I feel like quoting Rush. I can't think of anything funny to go here though.
Zach: Everyone's dying all around. How can I stay alive?
Red: If you raise your hands to heaven, you can live a thousand years! (I'm sorry. That was really stupid. I'm kinda sick right now though, so my imagination and sense of humor is on vacation.)
Holmes: The two victims so far have only been girls. Suspicious, suspicious.
Red: Um, yeah, but there 4.5 times more girls here than boys so....
Lizzy: Probability, my dear Holmes.
(October 5, 2012 - 7:36 pm)
Because they're snowed in. They can't open doors. But if that's true, then how did they go skiing? And may I haunt my sister?
(October 5, 2012 - 9:27 pm)
Okay, so the ski lodge stands on a hill with no other buildings. It's designed so you guys can have fun and do whatever you want, as long as responsible adults can't come in and you can't leave. I don't care if you continue to haunt your sister or anyone else. Do you know who the murderer is? Also, the role of the Official Doorman will become very clear tomorrow. I'll try to put Day 6 up in the morning.
Kind of random funny story: I print out all the posts on this page for my friends who want to read it (they apparently like my murder mysteries). Today, my friend who goes by the nickname Gollum brought a lunch today, which was odd as he never brings his lunch at all. (Get this) it was a pot roast (see day 3). And everyone started laughing and saying, all hail Gollum, maker of pot roasts. If he brings a roast beef sandwhich on Monday, I will be freaked out.
(October 5, 2012 - 10:31 pm)
That is scary. It is also interesting. I have a feeling that my suspicions of the murderer were wrong. How interesting.
(October 6, 2012 - 7:21 am)
Ah, the murderer. I know who it is.
(October 6, 2012 - 11:48 am)
Who?
(October 6, 2012 - 2:32 pm)