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It's been a while since I've seen a running roleplay on here. Most of the ones I've seen have just died within 30 posts (most not all). So my goal is to keep a RP running for at least over 30 posts, and hopefully until it ends.
My idea for the RP is a murder mystery RP, no gory stuff. I think NAME did something like this a while ago. I remember it being really good.
So anyway I don't know about the setting or anything, I just got the theme down, so any ideas?
submitted by ~Sam~
(September 16, 2012 - 9:53 am)
(September 16, 2012 - 9:53 am)
I actually figured it out because Red was Sakura's thread. That way, she could tease him about it. Also, if she said it was someone else, they could be offended.
And yes, I am obnoxious. I take pride in that.
(October 13, 2012 - 7:54 pm)
"She"?
Actually, I drew your names out of a sugarbowl. So it was actually completely random. There was the same chance for everyone. Red was pulled out. I pull with my eyes closed, by the way. And I stir it up before and after I draw a name out.
(October 13, 2012 - 10:37 pm)
I guess in that case I'm just psychic:). And you are a girl, right? That's why I said she. I could refer to you as he, it, or that thing if you prefer.
(October 14, 2012 - 12:20 pm)
I don't really care what you call me. I just think it's amusing when everyone thinks I'm a girl. Maybe I should change my name to Maxwell.
(October 14, 2012 - 2:04 pm)
I thought Sakura was a boy.
(October 14, 2012 - 6:21 pm)
I have a theory on this. I call it: Red's Sakura (which sounds weird, just hear me out.)
A Sakura is in a Chatterbox. The Sakura is presumed to have a gender. However, the Sakura does not have a gender until you ask.
And then you probably won't get a straight answer or the Sakura will turn into a cat. But still. Interesting theory, yes?
(October 15, 2012 - 5:00 pm)
Since you're Red, am I to assume this is true?
(October 18, 2012 - 5:03 pm)
I had a really disturbing dream last night. I was in this dark limbo kind of place. And then "Turtle" (one of my classmates) appeared and said, "Welcome, Red. This is the place where bad children go. Murderers have to stay here forever." And she started this high-pitched giggling that sounded like it was coming from all around me, over and over. And Turtle started turning into this doll. And then her head fell off and rolled towards me and out of her doll body stepped the little dream from Alice of Human Sacrifice. The little dream said in this high-pitched creepy voice, "Stay here and be my puppet forever. Play with me." And then I felt myself turning into a DOLL with strings coming out of my back, and I looked up and I saw the grinning face of Rin. He was holding the strings that made me move and he started laughing and laughing. And then I woke up. I feel like I'm going insane.
(October 14, 2012 - 10:35 am)
Day 14
For some bizarre reason, there is school on a Sunday.
Lunch:
The Naughty Child: Why is there school on a Sunday?
The Leech: It's bizarre.
Red (comes in): Hello!
Farmerette Bobina, the tomato farmer: Oh hi. Why were you gone for two weeks?
Red: I was skiing with some friends.
The Naughty Child: Oh! Where did you go skiing? Was it fun? Did you go on any black diamond slopes? Was this your first time?
Bianca: Who did you go skiing with? Was it fun? Did you go to Tahoe?
The Naughty Child: Oh! I love Tahoe! The snow's great and.. (continues to ramble on about skiing)
Red: Actually, I went to that ski lodge.
The Leech: That ski lodge?
Turtle: And how many came back alive?
Red: Uh, well, including me, one.
Turtle: Good job, Red! Tell me all the sordid details. Did you stab anyone? That, I think, is probably the best death, but you can't deny that bombing is also very fun.
Jem Louise Margaret: Boom!
Red: Somehow, you all think it is totally acceptable that I killed ten people.
Turtle: Ten??!! I only killed seven! All right, now we're rivals!
Bianca: Everyone at this table is dead. Except for you.
Jem Louise Margaret: What about me???
Assasins R Us members come in.
Agent Alpacachan: Hiya, munchkins.
The Naughty Child: Hi, Julie-chan.
Agent Alpacachan: I'm going to stab you, Jem Loiuse Margaret.
Jem Louise Margaret: Okay.
Agent Alpacachan stabs Jem Louise Margaret. And then her phone rings.
Agent Alpacachan: Oops, my dad's here to pick me up for a doctor's appointment. Agent E.W., I'm leaving this up to you.
Agent E.W.: Hey, don't leave! (She leaves.) Too late. Hey, Red, I have a package for you.
Red: What?
Agent E.W. drags out a folder 3 feet tall.
Agent E.W.: This is the homework you need to make up.
Red keels over and dies from shock.
Bianca: Now everyone here is dead.
The End.
(October 14, 2012 - 12:02 pm)
Awesome speech. Hold on:
Gollum: You have my precious!
Sakura: I don't have your ring!
Gollum: Lying Baggins, YOU DIE!
***
Now everyone here is dead.
(October 14, 2012 - 2:56 pm)
Ah. Quite a happy ending, I see.
Red, you murderer. I had a fair chance there of being the one who killed everyone.
Holmes was RIGHT! Suspicious that all the girls were killed off first. I applaud your detective instinct, Holmes.
Holmes: Elementary, my dear Zach.
Spammy says xhcy.
What?
(October 14, 2012 - 4:37 pm)
It was the Sugarbowl's fault. I seriously had no control in the order you died.
(October 14, 2012 - 10:23 pm)
So sorry I never posted. Between school and work and driver's ed life has been busy. I still read the thread though and found it extremely amusing. I found me very interesting though not very me. I rather suspected Red would be the murderer. And did Red as the character hate me or something, because you wrote 'I don't know why Lizzy was next. Maybe because I liked everyone else too much...' Just curious.
(October 14, 2012 - 10:11 pm)
No, I was referring to the fact that Miki was a member of Red's army, and Red apparently thought that "Zach has promise." It wasn't you.
(October 14, 2012 - 10:21 pm)
This is without a doubt the most entertaining RP that I have ever read.
(October 15, 2012 - 11:28 am)