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It's been a while since I've seen a running roleplay on here. Most of the ones I've seen have just died within 30 posts (most not all). So my goal is to keep a RP running for at least over 30 posts, and hopefully until it ends.
My idea for the RP is a murder mystery RP, no gory stuff. I think NAME did something like this a while ago. I remember it being really good.
So anyway I don't know about the setting or anything, I just got the theme down, so any ideas?
submitted by ~Sam~
(September 16, 2012 - 9:53 am)
(September 16, 2012 - 9:53 am)
@Melody:
That's exactly what I was getting at with the "interestings". Although I have two other suspicions (written in gibberish):
Huthageluthagen OR
Luthagizzuthagy
Ruthaged is suspect as well.
Gibberish is pretty easy to understand. Take out all the "uthag"s in each word. In exempla: Duthaganuthagiel Puthaginkwuthagatuthager huthagas uthaga pruthagobluthagem wuthagith uthagavuthagocuthagaduthagoes. = Daniel Pinkwater has a problem with avocadoes.
On that note, what did they ever do to him?
(October 8, 2012 - 10:44 am)
How very interesting... I was busy making poisoned cupcakes...
... and Endey is "famous".
(October 7, 2012 - 9:39 pm)
(On a cloud)
Sam: Do you think we can turn invisible?
Melody: That would be so totally cool! Then I could kiss that guy at... I mean... uh... *turns red*
Elizabeth: I think Casper, the friendly ghost, could turn invisible.
Sam: OMG! Do you think we can meet Casper? I love him!
Casper McFadden: Boo!
Elizabeth: *screams*
Casper McFadden: Did I really scare you?
Elizabeth: Nope. Not at all.
Melody: Are you THE Casper McFadden, the friendliest ghost ever?!?!
Casper McFadden: Um. Yes?
Melody: OMG! YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!
Sam: Melody, he's dead.
Melody: Whaa...? Oh. Right. He's a ghost. *turns to Casper* Do you like One Direction?
Casper McFadden: Nope. But I love Elvis.
Elizabeth: ELVIS PRESLEY?!?!
Elvis Presley: *appears* *sings Houndog*
Sam: I need your autograph!
Elvis Presley: Howdy, Sweetheart! Who are you?
Melody: *whispers* We have to take him to the ski lodge! They'll get so scared. *laughs evilly*
(October 8, 2012 - 4:09 am)
Casper and Elvis. What a winning combination. nppr. I should listen to NPR more.
(October 8, 2012 - 4:53 pm)
Honestly. I leave for a week and when I come back I have not only a catchphrase, but a reputation for cooking that I have no clue how I got. If I have good cooking skills, they must be well hidden. Also, people think I'm the murderer. I have no idea who the murderer is. But EVERY SINGLE one of my friends at lunch all know who he/she is, and they won't tell me. I'm very annoyed now.
The capthca said efib. New Apple product: efib! Tells lies for you!
(October 8, 2012 - 4:57 pm)
Well. Today I have been reading The Shining and Azumanga Daioh. I don't think the Admins will let me turn this into the Overlook, so I have put in an Azumanga Daioh theme.
Day 8
Listening Daisy has been uprooted by *dun dun dun* the Yukari-mobile. While everyone was out skiing, Listening Daisy got into a mysterious car (remember how your parents told you to never get in a stranger's car?) and found out that it was the Yukarimobile! Listening Daisy was so traumatized by Yukari's bad driving (she drives like my grandmother, I swear) that she perished. ( If you don't know what the yukari mobile is, then there is obviously a flaw in your education. There are some very funny videos if you look up "azumanga daioh yukari mobile".)
In other news, Chiyo-chan's father was seen flying past today. Osaka was responsible for the stabbing of Jem Louise Margaret. We think. It could have been Krystina. But it's all John's fault anyway.
In the Admin's HQ:
Admin 1: Oh, I wonder how those kids are doing? They've been gone for about a week now.
Admin 2: I'm sure they're fine.
Admin 3: Yeah, it's not like there's the Pet Semetary up there or anything!
(October 8, 2012 - 6:09 pm)
Melody: Hey, guys! We're back! And we brought a friend!
Elvis: Thank ya, thank ya very much.
Elizabeth: And we taught him to do the Gangnam Style dance!
Elvis: *dancing* Oppen Gangnam Style!
Miki: *claps* Do it again!
Sam: Awww, it doesn't scare them. Sorry, Mel.
Casper: Hi.
*all mortals scream*
Blu: You guys aren't afraid of Elvis dancing to Gangnam Style, but you're afraid of the friendliest ghost alive?... I mean dead?
Red: Well, he's a cartoon character.
Helen: That's real.
Melody: I get your point.
Zach: So... Elvis, wanna sing us one of your songs?
Melody: OMG, do the be from Lilo and Stich!
Elvis: Oppen Gangnam Style! *dances*
(October 8, 2012 - 7:35 pm)
Sorry for abandoning this, thanks for killing me off! (I know that sounds odd!)
(October 9, 2012 - 6:43 pm)
Ohhhhhhhh, now I really know who the murderer is! It makes sense!
(October 8, 2012 - 6:55 pm)
A few notes before I begin: I'm evicting both Elvis and Casper. Also, the Sugarbowl popped open in my lunchbox today, and I found all of the names that were supposed to be in it except for one. Therefore, that person dies today.
Day 9
This morning Holmes leads an investigation on the murderer.
Holmes: It has to be one of us- either me, Lizzy, Zach L., Red, Katia, or Miki. Or perhaps Horatio Hornblower.
Red: We're far too busy to be taking the blame.
Miki: Horatio Hornblower? What does he have to do with anything?
Red: We can't go on thinking it's a victimless crime.
Holmes: I dunno, I just like the name.
Red: No one is blameless-
Zach: It could be *dundundun* *gasp* Elvis!
Red: -but we're all without shame.
Lizzy: Or maybe one of the ghosts.
Red: That's from Second Nature. A very awesome song.
One of the ghosts: No, it's not any of us.
Tiffany: What if there are two murderers?
Holmes: That's too plausible, Tiffany.
Later that day, Gollum was turned into plasma. I'll probably find the remains in my lunchbox in a couple of days.
Lizzy: What was the murderer's motive?
Zach: Perhaps she had discovered out who the murderer is. Perhaps he/she killed her to stop anyone from knowing. Or perhaps she was nearly about to figure it out. Perhaps she wrote aout it in her diary!
Red: You seem to know an awful lot about this.
Miki: Seems to me like a cheap ploy to read her diary. (If you have one, Gollum.)
Tiffany: Maybe the murderer got too annoyed with her.
Lizzy: That's too plausible, Tiffany.
In other news, Jem Louise Margaret was stabbed. Shocking.
Zach: It was for the good of science!
Apparently, they are conducting an experiment to see how fast she regenerates. Jem Luise Margaret consented to the experiment.
Tiffany: Who started this whole stabbing thing, anyway?
Also, Assasins R Us pay a visit.
Agent E.W.: Hi, is Yue here?
Miki: Who the heck is that?
Agent E.W.: I take that as a no.
Agent Alpacachan: Ooh, what are you guys doing?
Lizzy: A science project.
Agent Alpacachan: On what?
Tiffany: Stabbing Jem Louise Margaret.
Agent Alpacachan:I want to join in!
And for a special treat today, a quote from the real Agent Alapacachan:
"I don't stab people, except for with wooden knives. In karate. And very carefully."
Watch out for 13 year old girls with wooden knives, everyone.
(October 9, 2012 - 6:10 pm)
Whew! I was starting to suspect myself! I think I know who it is. Luthagizzuthagy is my guess. Spamster in his spamster cage says wize. He must be wize on who the murderer was.
(October 10, 2012 - 4:25 pm)
Day 10
Today the kids went out skiing. And Tiffany was abducted by a dragon.
Lizzy: Oh dear. That's not good.
Zach: Maybe we should call Endey. He's a dragon hunter, right?
Red: A. I don't think he hunts dragons anymore, and B. I don't think he has a phone...
Miki: I don't think phones exist in that RP.
Lizzy: Real question: who commanded the dragon? Dragons aren't inclined to attack humans for no reason.
Zach: I blame Hubert Horatio Humphrey. (Don't you love that name?)
Red: I blame Krystina.
Miki: There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than dreamt of in your philosophy.
Sir Jem Louise Margaret III: Well, it's all John's fault anyway.
Zach: Hey, aren't there dragons in your army, Red?
Red: Yeah, but they don't leave randomly.
Lizzy: How do you know one hasn't left?
Miki: Whooah, don't drag me into this.
Red: Fine, I'll email Sakura.
To: completelyfakeemail
From: completelyfakeemail2
Hey, are all the dragons where they are supposed to be?
-Red
To: completelyfakeemail2
From: completelyfakeemail
Yeah. All of the army is on holiday in Enackra right now. I'm the only one with the keys. I think SilverWing has gone AWOL though...
-Sakura
Red: There's no way out of Enckra without the keys. Therefore, it is not one of my dragons. I think it's very suspicious that Zach was so quick to accuse me, though!
Zach: Whoah, whoah, whoah, don't drag me into this!
Miki: Yeah, Zach, aren't you in SC's army? Don't you have dragons?
Monsters on Maple Street guys: There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices to be found only in the minds of men.
Somehow this whole thing calms down, becuase I don't want this to turn into a mob. That's not fun to write. Let's cheer up with something happy. Like a stabbing.
Jem Louise Margaret was stabbed by someone at lunch today. After she was so kind to make grilled cheese sandwiches. Honestly. I don't know who did it. Use your imagination and let me go do my homework.
(October 10, 2012 - 6:18 pm)
Tiffany: Woot woot! *comes back and watches people* Hi! Did you hear! I got killed! By an actual dragon!
(October 10, 2012 - 9:33 pm)
Tiffany W.: An actual dragon! I got killed by an actual dragon!
Red: We know. You said it five times already!
Melody: *aside* She said it even more while we were on the cloud.
Jem Louise Margaret: I made grilled cheese, and you killed me! *grumblegrumblegrumble* I guess it's for the good of science.
Miki: Why is everyone in such a repetitive mood today? Repetitive mood today?
Zach: Oh no! I think we've been cursed! Cursed!
Helen: Maybe it's this necklace I just found in the snow, the snow.
Sam: *smells it* Yep, it's cursed. It's cursed... *chucks it at Blue Fairy*
Blue Fairy: Oww oww oww! Watch it, Sam Sam. *throws it into orbit*
(October 11, 2012 - 4:28 pm)
Day 11
It appears that our most "senior citizen" at the ski lodge has perished. Lizzy was murdered by a maniac with ... a camera tripod. (Quote of the day: "It's surprising how persuasive a camera tripod can be." ) The 3 other children look for clues about the murder.
Miki: It says "Maggie" on the camera. Who's Maggie?
Zach: Seriously, who names their camera?
Red: My English teacher has a stapler named Maggie.
Zach: Seriously, who names their stapler?
Miki: And why Maggie?
Red: I think that's his dog's name. I don't really know though.
Zach: Your English teacher is weird.
Miki: And by Sakura's law of crazy lunchtime conversation, your English teacher will somehow end up reading this.
Hi, Mr. ------.
Jem Louise Margaret was stabbed. With a broken ruler.
Jem Louiuse Margaret: Why me?
In other news:
Red: Dang, when will the mail get here?
Zach: Usually, Red, when a ski lodge gets snowed in, there is no mail.
Miki: Well, it did come before. On day 6.
Red: Sakura is sending you a package, Miki. And there're some papers for me.
Miki: Really?
Red: Yes. With your free virtual cape and your free virtual plastic sword.
Zach: I want a free virtual cape and a free virtual plastic sword!
Red: You would have to join my army. Plus, I'm out of virtual capes. I only have real ones now.
Zach: Aww..
I hope the mail comes soon. Watch out. With only 3 people left, the murderer will have to finish you all off and fast.
(October 11, 2012 - 6:24 pm)