It's been a
Chatterbox: Pudding's Place
It's been a
It's been a while since I've seen a running roleplay on here. Most of the ones I've seen have just died within 30 posts (most not all). So my goal is to keep a RP running for at least over 30 posts, and hopefully until it ends.
My idea for the RP is a murder mystery RP, no gory stuff. I think NAME did something like this a while ago. I remember it being really good.
So anyway I don't know about the setting or anything, I just got the theme down, so any ideas?
submitted by ~Sam~
(September 16, 2012 - 9:53 am)
(September 16, 2012 - 9:53 am)
Nevermind, I thought it was Blu but she's dead.
(October 6, 2012 - 4:05 pm)
ME!!??!?
(October 6, 2012 - 5:35 pm)
Sorry I haven't posted for awhile.
I am absolutely
terrified. I'm stuck in a ski lodge with a murderer. People are dying. This was just supposed to be a fun birthday
thing. Now it's a nightmare. It started on Wednesday, I had been in the
shower washing out the whipped cream and was just about to leave the
bathroom when I heard the scream. I ran around the corner and there was
Blu, backing away from the body of a girl I don't know (@Sakura, isn't
Jem Louise Margaret supposed to be dead? No, wait who is she, a charrie? She's died three days in a row). It's the worst thing I've
ever seen. Terrifying.
Next day is somewhat normal, and I take the
opportunity to ask Elizabeth about Germany, which I would love to visit
someday. Later I suggest playing Hide and Go Seek Tag (this is true, you must be psychics, Melody and Sakura) which I often play at home with my friends when it's a tad-bit darkish. We all agree. Red is It and I hide behind a door which is really usually a good hiding place. I run to the base while Red quotes something about manga to Sakura. By now most of us are here. We go to find whoever is left and after a long search find Melody, dead, with her light saber on the floor beside her.
Now Elizabeth crashed into a tree. This is the best birthday ever.
(October 5, 2012 - 10:01 pm)
Jem Louise Margaret is a girl at my school (that's not her real name) who comes back to life every day after being stabbed. This is called artistic license (my excuse for everything.)
(October 5, 2012 - 10:37 pm)
So I'm dead but am I still allowed to write??
(October 6, 2012 - 3:15 am)
Of course. We'd love to hear the story from a ghost point of view.
The captcha said vhiu. Sounds like view if you say it out loud.
(October 6, 2012 - 11:13 am)
Go ahead. I've decided to annoy... I mean HAUNT Blu.
(October 6, 2012 - 11:35 am)
I'm just going to post after the next day and I'm sorry I haven't really been posting! But I have been reading it!
(October 6, 2012 - 6:57 am)
Day 6
The random visitor of the day: The doorbell rings. Blue Fairy goes to answer it.
Random Kid: Hi! Are your carpets dirty?
Blue Fairy slams the door.
Blue Fairy: Salespeople drill!
Tiffany: I'll get the broom!
Random guy from Monsters, Inc.: Ma, another gator got in the house.
Random lady from Monsters, Inc.: Another gator? Hand me that shovel.
Somehow the two random kids come in from outside and stage introductions which I shall paraphrase. These are the members of Assasins R Us, an organization which formed sometime in December or January, I forgot which. Thier codenames are Agent Alpacachan and Agent E.W. (stands for his intials. Or Ender Wiggin.). They are incredibly professional, having stabbed Jem Louise Margaret 3 times and actually killing someone once. Continuing on:
Agent E.W.: Do you know if there is someone who goes by the name #4 here?
Blue Fairy: No.
Agent Alapacachan: Darn! I thought he might be here! Well, there is one thing I have to do first.
Blue Fairy: What?
The stabbing of Jem Loiuse Margaret: Agent Alpacachan makes that 4 times.
The murder: Blue Fairy was stabbed with her sister's gllitery PURPLE lightsaber. That's what happens to people who don't post enough! (I'm kidding.)
Sam: That light saber is getting quite a reputation.
Lizzy: Like sister, like sister, I guess?
Gollum: Sooo, how the heck are we going to explain this to their parents?
Zach: Very carefully?
Miki: With all these murders and thing, we need to cheer up! How about some karaoke?
Tiffany: Sure! Let's all take a turn!
Red: I'm going to stay out of this. I don't want my horrible screeching killing anyone else.
The karaoke: Someone sings One Direction. Someone sings Under the Sea to commemorate Melody. Someone makes cupcakes. Someone tells ghost stories. Someone complains that their imagination is running crazily and now they are scared. Someone quotes both The Weapon and The Enemy Within (which are both really good songs). Someone whacks the quoter with a pillow. Someone sings some more. Someone attempts Into The Woods and fails. Said someone gets whacked with the pillow again.
The mail:
Postcard from Shikoku: I'm taking over Honshu today. One of the lemmings was eaten by a demon. And that is all the news from Lake Wobegon. -Curie
Postcard from Melody and Blue Fairy's parents: Hi girls! We hope you are having a great fun time at the ski lodge! We hope you aren't too homesick! Seee you soon! Love, Mom and Dad
The Captcha: thwe
The end
(October 6, 2012 - 11:11 am)
Blu wanted me to tell you guys she isn't going to be posting anymore. It's making her a little uncomfortable.
Melody: *is a ghost*. Ach, why'd you have to die? I wanted to haunt you.
Blu: Guess what I found out? If we focus, we can touch stuff. *flicks her*
Melody: Hey! *lightly punches her*
*really pathetic sissy-style fight breaks out*
Lizzy: They're baack.
Miki: Oh, hey guys. Good, you're still here.
Melody: Yay, we're the type of ghost people can see!
Elizabeth: *appears*. Yeah, I pulled a few strings with the Paranormal Council. I still had some contacts there from that time with the zombies.
Sam: Oh, yeah, I remember that. They killed some good Captchas that day.
Blu: How the heck are we supposed to explain this to the kids at school?
Melody: Wait until Halloween?
Zach: Hey, Melody, did you hear our karaoke tribute to you?
Melody: Nope. I was visiting Mom and Dad. They were a little surprised.
Blu: I think they're fine with it, though.
Red: Good. My Sebastian imitation is horrible.
(October 6, 2012 - 2:51 pm)
Tiffany: *looks up from card* What should we do? Should we tell them their kids are dead?
Zach L.: Definitely not. They'll think we killed him!
Miki: Umm...no offense, but how can a bunch of kids kill two girls? And isn't Melody older than some of us?
Red: *very seriously* Age means nothing.
Gollum: He's right. I guess.
Tiffany W.: Also, I think Endey is beggining to get extremely famous, and it's not because he killed more than seventy-five dragons.
Nobody replies.
Tiffany W.: Anyway, I think we should fake a response. (OOC: the underlined bits are crossed out)
Dear Mom and Dad,
We are very dead happy at the ski lodge despite the murders and are not alive homesick at all. We will see you if we come back as ghosts soon!
- Melody and Blue Fairy
Red: *looks over shoulder* Do you really think anyone will fall for that?
Tiffany: Well, um, it's only the first draft. I suppose.
(October 6, 2012 - 3:30 pm)
Again, tragedy has struck. Our own Sam has eaten a poisened banana cream pie and died in the whip cream. Someone made them for dessert but, of course, no one can remember who.
Holmes: What was the murderer's motive? Why Sam? And why banana cream pie? It's very suspicious.
Tiffany: It could have been for anyone.
Miki: What do you mean?
Lizzy: Well, all the pies were set out along the counter. Everyone just grabbed one. The murder could have been aiming for any one of us.
Zach: What if they poisened the other pies, too? With slower poison or something.
Red: OOOOHH NNNNNOOO I'MMMM DYIIINGGG (falls to floor theatrically and twitches)
Miki: That's not even funny.
Red: ...sorry.
Earlier that day, Jem Louise Margaret (I keep wanting to write Jem Louise Finch) is stabbed. But you already knew that.
Captcha: xroe. So apparently, you had roe for dinner.
(October 7, 2012 - 11:25 am)
I know the killer... Elementary, my dear Watson. Erm, Sakura. Would you like me to post it?
Melody: Hey, Sam!
Sam: Errrr, where am I?
Melody: Right now, we're on a cloud. We found out that's where you come to as a ghost.
Elizabeth: You wanna go back down to the ski lodge?
Blu: Or we could visit New Jersey.
Sam: Let's just go back to the ski lodge.
Blu: Let's hope we get back there before they write a letter to your parents.
Melody: There were so many spelling errors in the ones they sent our parents, my middle school almost revoked my spelling bee title.
*they ghost-flat back down to Earth*
Miki: Ghost alert!
Lizzy: Honestly, so many of us are dying off I'm surprised you people are still here.
Red: Well, if we leave, who's supposed to find the killer?
Helen: *eats a bruschetta* And Red's a really good cook.
Melody: Well, you guys better get your detective caps on soon, because I want to go haunt the guy I like... I mean... My high school.
Jem Louise Margaret: Hi.
Helen: She's alive again!
Miki: That's four hours.
Zach: *to ghosts* We're trying to figure out how long it takes her to regenerate.
May I suggest a restorative cure for the ghosts to happen at the end of the rp so we can go back to the CB from the ski lodge? Because who's supposed to stop the Captchas if we die off?
(October 7, 2012 - 6:06 pm)
Sure, tell me who you think it is. I want to know how obvious I am. In my last story, my friends figured it out incredibly fast. I'd like to see how fast you get it.
What the heck is a bruschetta? Oh wait, I just looked it up. Some kind of appetizer. I actually kind of doubt that Red is a good cook, because, frankly, I don't count oatmeal, sandwiches, and toast really cooking.
You stay dead FOREVER. DUN DUN DUN. But obviously I am not going to restrict you from doing anything an alive person can do. About the only use for being "dead" is bringing it up at random points in conversation. As in: Random friend: It's great being alive on this beautiful planet Earth. You: Well, I wouldn't know. Or: You: Today is my first deathday. I'm going to have a lovely celebration. Random Friend: Good for you.
(October 7, 2012 - 8:56 pm)
@Sakura
It's (read every third letter... Don't want to reveal it to people who don't want to know) hyrkoepldki
And about the death stuff... I'm good at morbid puns. Oh, yeah, BaB is dead right now.
(October 8, 2012 - 7:09 am)