Kyngdom Survival Guide
Welcome to Rp's
Chatterbox: KYNGDOM™ RP Board
Welcome to Rp's
Welcome to Rp's RPing Cafe! Everyone is welcome here. Here are the rules: NO cussing, brawling, maiming, murdering, or kissing in here. Property damage caused by you will be paid for by you. We have a patio if you would like to sit outside. The staff are responsible for your food and nothing else until it gets delivered to you.
Animal Menu
Beverages
Rhubarb tea
Lemonade
Tangerine wine
Juniper berry juice
Coacoa bean froth
Appetizers
Mandrake salad
Mysterio greens salad
Tomato & basil creamed soup
Dandelion soup
Entrees
Fungi plate
Parsley on sauteed mushrooms
Daisy stalks
Wheat tips on a bed of cabbage
Rose and butter sandwich
Desserts
Poppyseed muffin
Kale pie
Oak root beer ice cream float
Berry mix
Human Menu
Beverages
Root beer
Asharian coffee
White/black/green tea
Orange juice
Hot latte
Appetizers
Tomato soup
Chicken noodle soup
Mama's award-winning salad
Mystery meat
Entrees
Bacon strips on basil
Vinegar-dipped beef
Broccoli casserole
Cheese quesidias
Cheeseburger
Ham sandwiches
Shrimp gumbo
Desserts
Vanilla shortcake
Fudgy brownies
Chocolate chip cookies
Strawberry jello
Please notify the staff if there is something that you would like that is not on the menu.
No shirt no service.
We reserve the right to refuse service.
Staff are not responsible for unexplicable murders in the cafe.
Three cheers to Daisy for giving me the idea to do this!
If CEO (me) is captured, please talk to the Vice CEO instead of the CEO about complaints and reviews.
submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(February 20, 2017 - 12:38 pm)
(February 20, 2017 - 12:38 pm)
Could I have some root beer, tomato soup, cheese quesidia and a brownie.
Thanks
(April 7, 2017 - 9:47 am)
Of course Sarah P.! Your order will appear as soon as you say which type of root beer you want: ice cream float or normal.
(April 8, 2017 - 3:46 pm)
Normal please.
(April 13, 2017 - 4:22 pm)
Your order appeared, Sarah P., along with an announcement.
Now, we are offering entertainment! You can register for a show if you'd like! Tonight, Imagine Sea Dragons is coming to play Radioactive (Thanks a Lot B.I.G. for pollution), Believer of Kyngdom, and Tiptoe to Catastrophe! Be sure to be there!
(April 19, 2017 - 6:55 pm)
Thanks! I'm not sure I can make it to the show.
(April 25, 2017 - 4:53 pm)
May I please have some Strawberry Jello? Thank you!
(April 19, 2017 - 6:58 pm)
Audacissimus, here's your order.
(April 23, 2017 - 3:01 pm)
Today, we're scheduled for an appearance by Badger Magic! They'll be doing a magic show in the afternoon and in the evening, Soprano Singing Snakes will be peforming their famous songs, Dove Sonora and My White Panda!
(April 29, 2017 - 10:37 am)
We are in mourning mode for Shadow and Alexandria. All we serve for a week is moldy haggis.
(May 7, 2017 - 9:12 pm)
Hmm, that will be very good for your business. People in mourning enjoy moldy haggis very much.
*Out of sarcasm mode*
I thank you for sacrificing business to honor them.
(May 10, 2017 - 7:12 pm)
(May 10, 2017 - 7:06 pm)
(May 10, 2017 - 7:07 pm)
(May 10, 2017 - 7:07 pm)
(May 10, 2017 - 7:07 pm)
I think I will go observe this...gryphon. Any suggestions on what to bring?
Hopefully I will learn something from this. Also could I have something for the road?
(May 30, 2017 - 5:04 pm)