Kyngdom Survival Guide

Welcome to Rp's

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Welcome to Rp's

Welcome to Rp's RPing Cafe! Everyone is welcome here. Here are the rules: NO cussing, brawling, maiming, murdering, or kissing in here. Property damage caused by you will be paid for by you. We have a patio if you would like to sit outside. The staff are responsible for your food and nothing else until it gets delivered to you. 

Animal Menu

Beverages

Rhubarb tea

Lemonade

Tangerine wine

Juniper berry juice

Coacoa bean froth

Appetizers

Mandrake salad

Mysterio greens salad

Tomato & basil creamed soup

Dandelion soup

Entrees

Fungi plate

Parsley on sauteed mushrooms

Daisy stalks

Wheat tips on a bed of cabbage

Rose and butter sandwich

Desserts

Poppyseed muffin

Kale pie

Oak root beer ice cream float

Berry mix

Human Menu

Beverages

Root beer

Asharian coffee

White/black/green tea

Orange juice

Hot latte 

Appetizers

Tomato soup

Chicken noodle soup

Mama's award-winning salad

Mystery meat

Entrees

Bacon strips on basil

Vinegar-dipped beef

Broccoli casserole

Cheese quesidias

Cheeseburger

Ham sandwiches

Shrimp gumbo 

Desserts

Vanilla shortcake

Fudgy brownies

Chocolate chip cookies

Strawberry jello 

Please notify the staff if there is something that you would like that is not on the menu.

No shirt no service.

We reserve the right to refuse service.

Staff are not responsible for unexplicable murders in the cafe.

Three cheers to Daisy for giving me the idea to do this!

If CEO (me) is captured, please talk to the Vice CEO instead of the CEO about complaints and reviews. 

 

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(February 20, 2017 - 12:38 pm)

Hi, been busy lately. Dropping in to let you know I'm not dead and saw this. Will RP as soon as possible, maybe tomorrow if I'm lucky.

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(December 21, 2017 - 9:48 pm)

That's okay!

 

submitted by Sybill, age ????, Kyngdom
(December 22, 2017 - 12:31 pm)

Rose~

"My sister, Yin," Sybill says. "She is good at healing. If we can make it to my home, I can get healed. For now, um... I think I have an idea; we can make a sled-type thing." I start a mental list as she rattles off materials. "We need two sturdy branches, lots of vines or rope, those must be strong, and also a... a large boulder, or a hollow log half, or driftwood, anything I could lay on."

"All right. I can get those," I nod. 

It doesn't take long, despite the recent wildfire. I keep near the stream and find rowans, shale and vines that don't snap when braided. I wish I knew what the plants were; they might be healing or edible.

The sun begins to set before I'm back, all the same, setting a more peaceful fire in the sky. Sybill examines my plunder and glances west, weighing the imminent darkness.

"Okay. Tie the branches to the boulder with some vines so it looks like a sled." She waits for me before continuing. "Now tie vines to the branches so you have rope to pull the sled with."

The result isn't pretty, but Sybill seems to think it's sufficient, as she drags herself onto it.

"Now, follow my directions and we're sure to reach my family's home," she says.

"All right," I assent. I slip on my pack and take up the sled ropes. "Where to?"

I walk for hours, Sybill calling out directions every now and then. The sky is clear, the moon bright, but the way is still difficult. Once, going through a particularly thick patch of trees, the vines holding the sled together snapped. I couldn't repair it in the darkness, so I carried the whole mess--including Sybill--on to the nearest clearing, whereupon I broke the slate. We settled on lashing pine branches to the rowan in its place. An hour before dawn, we came to a pond. 

"Turn right here," Sybill calls. "And go slowly, because my family's home is nearby." 

"Noted."

I amble on for a while, half-asleep on my feet.

"Stop here. Rose. Rose, stop. Rose!"

"What--oh. Apologies. I may be in need of sleep."

"Yeah, me too," Sybill agrees. "We're here, so maybe now we can. Pull me to the cave, the one with the vines on it."

I follow her instructions and sit down while Sybill calls out into the sheltered opening. The sky is beginning to lighten. It's quiet, and I close my eyes for a moment.

~Rose is probably going to fall asleep. It's not easy to stay awake for twenty-four hours straight, even less so when you're walking for most of that time. 

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(December 29, 2017 - 5:17 pm)