Kyngdom Survival Guide

Welcome to Rp's

Chatterbox: KYNGDOM™ RP Board

Welcome to Rp's

Welcome to Rp's RPing Cafe! Everyone is welcome here. Here are the rules: NO cussing, brawling, maiming, murdering, or kissing in here. Property damage caused by you will be paid for by you. We have a patio if you would like to sit outside. The staff are responsible for your food and nothing else until it gets delivered to you. 

Animal Menu

Beverages

Rhubarb tea

Lemonade

Tangerine wine

Juniper berry juice

Coacoa bean froth

Appetizers

Mandrake salad

Mysterio greens salad

Tomato & basil creamed soup

Dandelion soup

Entrees

Fungi plate

Parsley on sauteed mushrooms

Daisy stalks

Wheat tips on a bed of cabbage

Rose and butter sandwich

Desserts

Poppyseed muffin

Kale pie

Oak root beer ice cream float

Berry mix

Human Menu

Beverages

Root beer

Asharian coffee

White/black/green tea

Orange juice

Hot latte 

Appetizers

Tomato soup

Chicken noodle soup

Mama's award-winning salad

Mystery meat

Entrees

Bacon strips on basil

Vinegar-dipped beef

Broccoli casserole

Cheese quesidias

Cheeseburger

Ham sandwiches

Shrimp gumbo 

Desserts

Vanilla shortcake

Fudgy brownies

Chocolate chip cookies

Strawberry jello 

Please notify the staff if there is something that you would like that is not on the menu.

No shirt no service.

We reserve the right to refuse service.

Staff are not responsible for unexplicable murders in the cafe.

Three cheers to Daisy for giving me the idea to do this!

If CEO (me) is captured, please talk to the Vice CEO instead of the CEO about complaints and reviews. 

 

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(February 20, 2017 - 12:38 pm)

Why would the resistance come here? This is just a restaurant, not like a BIG laboratory!

Hmm... This rhubarb tea is good.  

submitted by Emily W., age 10, Pennsylvania
(March 28, 2017 - 3:16 pm)

Not everything is a battle or a mission. We need to meet sometimes, so why not do it at a local restaurant? It's not exactly the most secure of places, being public, but it doesn't have to be. Once we all get there, we can relocate if we need to. And there's the bonus of refreshments and not having to clean up.

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(March 28, 2017 - 4:37 pm)

Well, I guess it would depend on where the cafe is. We are near Jokul now, so I think that it would have to be in Northern Kyngdom. I don't want to trek half way across Kyngdom just to go to a cafe. No matter how good their brownies are.

submitted by Sprocket
(March 28, 2017 - 8:00 pm)

It's most likely in southeast Kyngdom, unfortunately. We're to meet Mina, actually, but it is a bit far, especially when we have things to do inside the Wreath Wall.

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(March 29, 2017 - 11:35 am)

This letter drops right by you, wherever you are, and when you look up, you see a grey bird fly away.

 

Dear Resistance, I have just received news that not all of you may be able to come to the meeting at the cafe. However, it is imperative that I talk to all of you about what has been going on, so I have no other choice but to send this to you all by letter. 

To start, I have unfortunantly become the "supreme leader," of all cat kingdoms in Kyngdom. Meaning, I am above the kings and queens of each cat kingdom, leaving me with a full plate of responsibility. Why is this unfortunate? Well, because I have to go deeper into cover. Not nessecarily with all of you, but no one knows who the Leader is, and their identity remains a secret. How I came upon this job, well, that is a completely different story. So, here's what happened.

The old Leader, Ganosk, recently died while spying for information in Catastrophe's army. He was betrayed by one of our own who was also undercover at the time. Now, the spy claimed that they were trying to do what was best because their own cover was at risk and they too were deep undercover to blow the operation, but I still thought it was wrong. Ganosk had known about me, and in his will, he had requested that I become the new Leader. (Oh yes, I have to write a will in case anything happens to me early on. This is real positive.) So here I am, writing to you on horseback about how I became something that I am proud of but still stunned about.

The second point is this- whenever you can get me into contact with King Ronan, I must speak to him right away. "King?" you ask. Oh, yes. King. Because, unfortunantly, Ronan, if you are reading this, there has been a new uprising, a new Resistance, building and growing right within the underground of your father's kingdom. The new Resistance simply calls themselves the Empirical, and they claim you as their King. I'm sorry that this has to be pounded upon you so suddenly, but I knew that I had to tell you. The choice is yours, but I'm talking about thousands of people, Ronan. Even some in Catastrophe's court.

The third point mainly is pointed towards Shadow. I found the whereabouts of Alexandria, to my risk, but I knew you would want to know. If Shadow is currently captured or did not recieve this letter, please let her know some other way. Alexandria is in fact not being held at Jokul and is instead being held at the Stone Prison in the Mountain Gorges of Northwest Kyngdom. I'm almost positive that Poe Allen is also in that vicinity.

!WARNING!

ALL OF YOU MUST HEAR THIS.

DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, GO BACK TO ASLAHARI. OLYMPIA HAS MADE IT BECOME A MINE FIELD FILLED WITH EXPLOSIVES AND BOMBS BENEATH THE SURFACE.

Alright, now that I've gotten everything across, I think it's time that I signed off. Please, as soon as possible, let me know your location so that I can get to you as soon as possible. Also, don't be alarmed when you see me. I look...different. Just scars and stuff.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE SALMON READY WITH A SIDE OF COLD WATER AND CRACKERS! 

~ Mina 

submitted by Mina IMPORTANT
(March 30, 2017 - 10:16 pm)

No! No! No! I will not let you take purrville!

submitted by Purrs n
(April 1, 2017 - 10:46 am)

Are you in the Resistance? If not, how do you even know about this? If so, don't be violent or immature about it. She didn't ask to be the Leader, but I believe she'll be a good one.

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(April 1, 2017 - 5:37 pm)
submitted by *Purrann*
(April 1, 2017 - 7:29 pm)

Thank you, Viola?

Also, Purrnan, I'm not taking your Kingdoms. The rulers of each cat kingdom can rule themselves, but I am a above you and I look over all cat kingdoms. You report to me with questions, problems, wars, etc. But you still govern your own kingdoms.

submitted by Mina
(April 1, 2017 - 9:28 pm)

Who knew there was so much going on in cat politics...

Anyways, I'd like to order five chocolate-chip cannolis for the road, please. If you have them. And two of the fudgey brownies, regular. 

submitted by A Hooded Figure, Passing Through
(April 2, 2017 - 6:53 am)

Oh dear. Does that mean that my imported Asharian coffee will have nuclear energy in them? Anyway, all your orders have appeared in front of you by a SI, Serving Iguana. Here's the April special! Taking down the March special. For humans, Seasoned pastries with cardboard flavored filling. For animals, Kitsune Cake. These are served with a side of either sprinkles or whipped cream.

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(April 2, 2017 - 4:36 pm)

Also, you can send a request for food by dove-mail. I'll send it back on the dove. Not crow-mail. I have a rivalry with crows.

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(April 2, 2017 - 4:39 pm)

Cat politics are so intense... I rather like this cafe. If i were to give a rating, I would give it 5 stars out of 5 stars!

submitted by Emily W., age 10, Pennsylvania
(April 3, 2017 - 4:56 pm)

No need to trouble with that, Karune sent a bird with a message and the salmon and crackers already. It should arrive soon. The water can probably be melted from snow, adding more snow to cool as much as you like.

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(April 3, 2017 - 7:28 pm)

Okay! Good!

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(April 6, 2017 - 10:21 am)