Kyngdom Survival Guide
Welcome to Rp's
Chatterbox: KYNGDOM™ RP Board
Welcome to Rp's
Welcome to Rp's RPing Cafe! Everyone is welcome here. Here are the rules: NO cussing, brawling, maiming, murdering, or kissing in here. Property damage caused by you will be paid for by you. We have a patio if you would like to sit outside. The staff are responsible for your food and nothing else until it gets delivered to you.
Animal Menu
Beverages
Rhubarb tea
Lemonade
Tangerine wine
Juniper berry juice
Coacoa bean froth
Appetizers
Mandrake salad
Mysterio greens salad
Tomato & basil creamed soup
Dandelion soup
Entrees
Fungi plate
Parsley on sauteed mushrooms
Daisy stalks
Wheat tips on a bed of cabbage
Rose and butter sandwich
Desserts
Poppyseed muffin
Kale pie
Oak root beer ice cream float
Berry mix
Human Menu
Beverages
Root beer
Asharian coffee
White/black/green tea
Orange juice
Hot latte
Appetizers
Tomato soup
Chicken noodle soup
Mama's award-winning salad
Mystery meat
Entrees
Bacon strips on basil
Vinegar-dipped beef
Broccoli casserole
Cheese quesidias
Cheeseburger
Ham sandwiches
Shrimp gumbo
Desserts
Vanilla shortcake
Fudgy brownies
Chocolate chip cookies
Strawberry jello
Please notify the staff if there is something that you would like that is not on the menu.
No shirt no service.
We reserve the right to refuse service.
Staff are not responsible for unexplicable murders in the cafe.
Three cheers to Daisy for giving me the idea to do this!
If CEO (me) is captured, please talk to the Vice CEO instead of the CEO about complaints and reviews.
submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(February 20, 2017 - 12:38 pm)
(February 20, 2017 - 12:38 pm)
Why would the resistance come here? This is just a restaurant, not like a BIG laboratory!
Hmm... This rhubarb tea is good.
(March 28, 2017 - 3:16 pm)
Not everything is a battle or a mission. We need to meet sometimes, so why not do it at a local restaurant? It's not exactly the most secure of places, being public, but it doesn't have to be. Once we all get there, we can relocate if we need to. And there's the bonus of refreshments and not having to clean up.
(March 28, 2017 - 4:37 pm)
Well, I guess it would depend on where the cafe is. We are near Jokul now, so I think that it would have to be in Northern Kyngdom. I don't want to trek half way across Kyngdom just to go to a cafe. No matter how good their brownies are.
(March 28, 2017 - 8:00 pm)
It's most likely in southeast Kyngdom, unfortunately. We're to meet Mina, actually, but it is a bit far, especially when we have things to do inside the Wreath Wall.
(March 29, 2017 - 11:35 am)
This letter drops right by you, wherever you are, and when you look up, you see a grey bird fly away.
Dear Resistance, I have just received news that not all of you may be able to come to the meeting at the cafe. However, it is imperative that I talk to all of you about what has been going on, so I have no other choice but to send this to you all by letter.
To start, I have unfortunantly become the "supreme leader," of all cat kingdoms in Kyngdom. Meaning, I am above the kings and queens of each cat kingdom, leaving me with a full plate of responsibility. Why is this unfortunate? Well, because I have to go deeper into cover. Not nessecarily with all of you, but no one knows who the Leader is, and their identity remains a secret. How I came upon this job, well, that is a completely different story. So, here's what happened.
The old Leader, Ganosk, recently died while spying for information in Catastrophe's army. He was betrayed by one of our own who was also undercover at the time. Now, the spy claimed that they were trying to do what was best because their own cover was at risk and they too were deep undercover to blow the operation, but I still thought it was wrong. Ganosk had known about me, and in his will, he had requested that I become the new Leader. (Oh yes, I have to write a will in case anything happens to me early on. This is real positive.) So here I am, writing to you on horseback about how I became something that I am proud of but still stunned about.
The second point is this- whenever you can get me into contact with King Ronan, I must speak to him right away. "King?" you ask. Oh, yes. King. Because, unfortunantly, Ronan, if you are reading this, there has been a new uprising, a new Resistance, building and growing right within the underground of your father's kingdom. The new Resistance simply calls themselves the Empirical, and they claim you as their King. I'm sorry that this has to be pounded upon you so suddenly, but I knew that I had to tell you. The choice is yours, but I'm talking about thousands of people, Ronan. Even some in Catastrophe's court.
The third point mainly is pointed towards Shadow. I found the whereabouts of Alexandria, to my risk, but I knew you would want to know. If Shadow is currently captured or did not recieve this letter, please let her know some other way. Alexandria is in fact not being held at Jokul and is instead being held at the Stone Prison in the Mountain Gorges of Northwest Kyngdom. I'm almost positive that Poe Allen is also in that vicinity.
!WARNING!
ALL OF YOU MUST HEAR THIS.
DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, GO BACK TO ASLAHARI. OLYMPIA HAS MADE IT BECOME A MINE FIELD FILLED WITH EXPLOSIVES AND BOMBS BENEATH THE SURFACE.
Alright, now that I've gotten everything across, I think it's time that I signed off. Please, as soon as possible, let me know your location so that I can get to you as soon as possible. Also, don't be alarmed when you see me. I look...different. Just scars and stuff.
AND PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE SALMON READY WITH A SIDE OF COLD WATER AND CRACKERS!
~ Mina
(March 30, 2017 - 10:16 pm)
No! No! No! I will not let you take purrville!
(April 1, 2017 - 10:46 am)
Are you in the Resistance? If not, how do you even know about this? If so, don't be violent or immature about it. She didn't ask to be the Leader, but I believe she'll be a good one.
(April 1, 2017 - 5:37 pm)
(April 1, 2017 - 7:29 pm)
Thank you, Viola?
Also, Purrnan, I'm not taking your Kingdoms. The rulers of each cat kingdom can rule themselves, but I am a above you and I look over all cat kingdoms. You report to me with questions, problems, wars, etc. But you still govern your own kingdoms.
(April 1, 2017 - 9:28 pm)
Who knew there was so much going on in cat politics...
Anyways, I'd like to order five chocolate-chip cannolis for the road, please. If you have them. And two of the fudgey brownies, regular.
(April 2, 2017 - 6:53 am)
Oh dear. Does that mean that my imported Asharian coffee will have nuclear energy in them? Anyway, all your orders have appeared in front of you by a SI, Serving Iguana. Here's the April special! Taking down the March special. For humans, Seasoned pastries with cardboard flavored filling. For animals, Kitsune Cake. These are served with a side of either sprinkles or whipped cream.
(April 2, 2017 - 4:36 pm)
Also, you can send a request for food by dove-mail. I'll send it back on the dove. Not crow-mail. I have a rivalry with crows.
(April 2, 2017 - 4:39 pm)
Cat politics are so intense... I rather like this cafe. If i were to give a rating, I would give it 5 stars out of 5 stars!
(April 3, 2017 - 4:56 pm)
No need to trouble with that, Karune sent a bird with a message and the salmon and crackers already. It should arrive soon. The water can probably be melted from snow, adding more snow to cool as much as you like.
(April 3, 2017 - 7:28 pm)
Okay! Good!
(April 6, 2017 - 10:21 am)