Kyngdom Survival Guide

Welcome to Rp's

Chatterbox: KYNGDOM™ RP Board

Welcome to Rp's

Welcome to Rp's RPing Cafe! Everyone is welcome here. Here are the rules: NO cussing, brawling, maiming, murdering, or kissing in here. Property damage caused by you will be paid for by you. We have a patio if you would like to sit outside. The staff are responsible for your food and nothing else until it gets delivered to you. 

Animal Menu

Beverages

Rhubarb tea

Lemonade

Tangerine wine

Juniper berry juice

Coacoa bean froth

Appetizers

Mandrake salad

Mysterio greens salad

Tomato & basil creamed soup

Dandelion soup

Entrees

Fungi plate

Parsley on sauteed mushrooms

Daisy stalks

Wheat tips on a bed of cabbage

Rose and butter sandwich

Desserts

Poppyseed muffin

Kale pie

Oak root beer ice cream float

Berry mix

Human Menu

Beverages

Root beer

Asharian coffee

White/black/green tea

Orange juice

Hot latte 

Appetizers

Tomato soup

Chicken noodle soup

Mama's award-winning salad

Mystery meat

Entrees

Bacon strips on basil

Vinegar-dipped beef

Broccoli casserole

Cheese quesidias

Cheeseburger

Ham sandwiches

Shrimp gumbo 

Desserts

Vanilla shortcake

Fudgy brownies

Chocolate chip cookies

Strawberry jello 

Please notify the staff if there is something that you would like that is not on the menu.

No shirt no service.

We reserve the right to refuse service.

Staff are not responsible for unexplicable murders in the cafe.

Three cheers to Daisy for giving me the idea to do this!

If CEO (me) is captured, please talk to the Vice CEO instead of the CEO about complaints and reviews. 

 

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(February 20, 2017 - 12:38 pm)

YES CATPANS FOREVER!!!!

submitted by Mina
(February 28, 2017 - 10:48 pm)

I actually saw no mention of CatPans, but who cares! CatPans forever!

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(March 1, 2017 - 5:47 pm)
submitted by CATPANS!!!!!!!!!!!
(March 2, 2017 - 6:28 pm)

I would like to order a fudgy brownie and a glass of orange juice. Stress food.

submitted by Sprocket
(March 8, 2017 - 10:40 pm)

Sprocket, as for the fudge brownie, would you like one with chocolate fudge inside, latte icing, or double chocolate icing with frosted strawberries and choco sprinkles? Would you like pulp or no pulp? Whichever ones you choose will appear before you when you say it.

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(March 18, 2017 - 7:13 pm)

New Special!

This special is in preparation of my one-month restaraunt anniversary! And it is, drumrollllll please, Asharian iced or sparkling water with mandrake or tangeringe fizz. For the human menu, we have...Asharian Chili Burritos with a choice topping of cheese sprinkles, corn, jalapeno peppers, or chopped lettuce. Please note that these will go down on April 1st so order up!

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(March 18, 2017 - 7:19 pm)

Please do not freak out if you see your race on the menu like if you are a pig for example.

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(March 18, 2017 - 7:27 pm)

Are Kyngdom pigs intelligent? Are there even any pigs at all?

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(March 19, 2017 - 8:27 am)

Strawberry one, with the pulp. *Brownie appears in front of her* Oh yeah! *Begins to eat, closing eyes in delight*

submitted by Sprocket
(March 18, 2017 - 10:56 pm)

I'm fairly sure everything on Kyngdom is intelligent except for the plants.

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(March 19, 2017 - 6:21 pm)

Hm, that could prove awkward.

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(March 20, 2017 - 7:41 am)

Well I guess we could make like a partnership. I mean My Diner is In Purrville. I will think about it 

submitted by Daisy
(March 20, 2017 - 3:40 pm)

Well, we could, maybe, start a chain so we can manage the one closest to us? I think it would be kinda funny if Catastrophe appeared on the steps and asked for a poppyseed muffin.

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(April 2, 2017 - 3:50 pm)

Hi! (Should I introduce my character or no? It doesn't matter!) I hope this place has good service... I don't eat out much. (Btw, my character is called Alexia the angel wolf)

submitted by Emily W., age 10, Pennsylvania
(March 21, 2017 - 3:04 pm)

An Angel Wolf?

submitted by ...
(March 22, 2017 - 6:46 am)