ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun. 

It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room--
But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!

Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.

OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!

submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)

#Thenyou'recovered

#XD

submitted by Cho, Elsa & Co.
(May 31, 2016 - 4:27 pm)

#FudimoAndMewFourWillKillDevilOwlAndEvilDevin

#WowThatWasALongHashtag 

submitted by Mei and Co.
(May 31, 2016 - 5:50 pm)

Puck: #WhoamIvotingfor? #Ohyeah,I'MTOTALLYVOTINGFORDEV!!!!!!!!!!!

Sir Galahad: #Vtng 4 Mwfr.

Puck: Are you serious? Devil Owl and Evil Devin is totally going to beat, them, DOWN!!!!

Me: I'm sure he's only voting for Mewfour, because Mewfour is one of Vixtion's friends.

Puck: Is that true Galahad?

Galahad: *Hides his face and blushes*

Puck: Ooh!!! I'm so telling!!!!

Galahad: Plsd on't. (Translation: Please don't.) 

Me: She won't, or I will personally take Puck's prank bag and burn it. *Glares at Puck*

Puck: Ok, ok, fine. As you wish. *Bows dramatically*

Me: Thank you. *Turns on announcer voice* Who will win? Will it be the fearsome duo Devil Owl and Evil Devin, or will it be Fudimo and his ever faithful servant, Mewfour?

"Always two there are; no more, no less. A master, and an apprentice." -Yoda

 

 

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 13, Camelot
(June 1, 2016 - 1:44 pm)

MewFour: Yes, we gain another supporter! Even if it only a CAPTCHA. 

Vixtion: Heyy, don't sayy that abot Sirr Glhd!

MewFour: Oh, right. I forgot you were madly in love with him.

Cloud: MEWFOUR! Honestly!

MewFour: What, Cloud? As you said, "love is important". 

Cloud: You have one chance to cease speaking, or you'll never see that fedora again!

MewFour: You wouldn't dare. 

Cloud: Keep quiet, then.

MewFour: Fiine... but I'm not guaranteeing 8-Piece will get out of it. 

8-Piece: He-min... Sprankje... maybe Puck could help me...

Cloud: Concetrate, MewFour. For the sake of... purebloods, you must win. 

MewFour: For the sake of milord and the darkness of evil!

Cloud: Sure. 

submitted by Clouded Leopard, age 13, The Amazon
(June 3, 2016 - 2:37 pm)

Oh, this has suddenly topped! I watch action movies (appropriate ones, of course), but I dont read comic books. I SHOULD THOUGH. 

YOU SHOULD DO A LOT OF THINGS.

YEAH I KNOW. I have seen all the movies (it's actually just 2 Captain America movies), but not this one yet. I've heard the rumors, though. Sounds interesting.

#THETEAMWITHROBOTS

That would be team iron man.

#TEAMIRONMAN

I'm neutral, even though I know the whole plot and stuff. Oh wait, actually I don't.

#NO

----

You guys should watch the Marvel movies. There's not much blood, just a bunch of people punching and kicking each other. Very little cursing, too. 

Short post--I don't feel like having a conversation with a fictional robot right now. 

#RuinAllYourFunWithReality 

 

submitted by Nova, age Idk, Craziness
(May 31, 2016 - 7:11 pm)

There was actually quite a bit in Age of Ultron ... And of course, all the charries had to go pointing out all the other charrie's mistakes.

submitted by Cho Chang
(June 1, 2016 - 11:37 am)

#Pickpocketsrule

That makes no sense. If they ruled they wouldn't have to pickpockets. I'm sorry Sprankje, but you have just demonstrated your stupidity.

#Seriously?

Would you stop using hashtags? It's a awful practice.

#Nope

This is absolutely rude!

#TeamIronman

NOOOOOOOO. Sprankje, how could you?

#BequietMirax 

I am team Thor. He is much more genteel than the other Avengers.

You are aware that the only to sides are #TeamCap, and #TeamIronman?

I refuse to abide by such ridiculous rules.

#Pickpocketsrule

Would you stop using that silly hashtag? It makes no sense.

#I'llthowcrumpets

You wouldn't dare!

Try me!

Fine. I'm leaving for my hairdressers appointment.

I canceled it. 

This is preposterous.

#Sure

I will put up with your stupidity and insults, but when you cancel my hairdressers appointments, you have crossed the line.

'ave I?

This means war. Civil War. 

submitted by Mrs E. and Sprankje, preposterous
(June 1, 2016 - 2:49 pm)

I'll help you, Mrs. E!

Wow. You're a ninny, too!

Quit it, Pinkie! 

submitted by Thorn
(June 1, 2016 - 6:03 pm)

Thank you. How very gallant. 

 

 

submitted by Mrs Elton, The AE thread.
(June 2, 2016 - 11:46 am)

*bows* Anything for a lady. 

(HE'S A STUFFED SHIRT!)

Be nice, Pinkie! (Much as I agree ...) 

submitted by Thorn
(June 3, 2016 - 8:40 am)

WHOA. A WAR ABOUT HAIRDRESSER'S APPOINTMENTS? LAME-O. NOW A WAR ABOUT A HAIRDRESSER APPOINTMENT AND SOMEONE CHANGING MY NAME, IDENTITY, AND APEARANCE.

Woah, cool it, rage case. Yes, that WAS quoted from a Cricket magazine. =P But really Pepper/renamed-CC, it's not a lame idea!!

Pffft. Says you.

......?

......?

......!

.....!

Hmmm.....

Hmmm.....

I'mdumI'mdumI'mdum

Yes you  are.

I was only doing that to see if you would imitate me.

Only people who are TRULY  dum would say that.

Hmm.... wonder why it didn't work.

Grrrr.... why you little *Bleeeep!*

Haha.

Hey! Why'd you haveta put on that bleeping device?

Because no one should hear words such as you say without briskly washing their ears afterwords.

Hmmph. 

???     ???

??????????????

"dewm." Dew?

submitted by Chinchilla
(June 2, 2016 - 3:12 pm)

Danie: *ahem* SOOOOOO! I have heard from a littlllee birdie that there is this AE crush war going on... *grins insanely* And I would LOOOVEEEE it if Squeak here could joinnnnnn~

Squeak: G-goodness gracious....IneveragreedtothispleasedogetmeoutofhereEEEDANNNIIIE!

Danie: *shoves Squeak into the insane alter ego room* Well, since I'm not technically an alter ego, I think you will enjoy your stay with your *grins wider* insane people. *runs toward alter egos she knows* Ennnjooy!

Squeak: *looks around* *nervously shifts from one foot to another* GoodnessGraciousMeGoodnessGraciousMeGoodnessGraciousMe

 

Go into the AE census in Pudding's place to learn more about us! 

 

 

submitted by Danie and Squeak
(June 2, 2016 - 6:36 pm)

Well, you've met Elsa via the chat ... she speaks in italics. 

*sniffs* I already have a crush, so don't bother trying to get my attention.

Yea ... Here's Pinkie PIEper.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL CAKES ARE PIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You seem like a nice fella, Squeak! Wanna a pIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?

And Thorn. (Yes, most of my AEs have some sort of personality from the Inheritance Cycle, so deal with it.)

JOIN ME AND MY ARMY!

He's a stuffed shirt and *coughcoughhascoughacoughcrushcoughcoughoncoughMrs.coughcoughEltoncoughcough*

He also wants to take over the CB. 

submitted by Cho, Elsa, & Co.
(June 3, 2016 - 8:47 am)

Meet Hype, everyone!

HAI! HAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's raving mad.

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL CAKES ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE PIESPIESPIESPIESPIESPIESPIESPIESPIESPIESPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you're stealing Pinkie's motto?

YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

He has been responsible for jamming 54 moving staircases, blowing up Moaning Myrtle's bathroom-

"oooo!" 

CHAD LIKES EXPLOOOOOOOOOOSIONS!

He's terrified of them. When you blew up the bathroom, he got so scared he went into a coma. All he's doing is speaking CAPTCHAish.

Someone to -snif!- see you!

IT'S MYRTLE! SHE'S GONNA GET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'M INNOCENT! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! DON'T SEND ME TO AZKABAN! 

Good grief. 

submitted by Remus Skeeter, age 12, Ravenclaw Tower
(June 3, 2016 - 1:26 pm)

How dare you steal my mottoorwhateveritscalled!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH PPPPPPIIIIIEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!

*lobs several pies* at Hype*

*This means at least 10000000000000000 

submitted by Pinkie PIEper
(June 3, 2016 - 3:23 pm)