ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun. 

It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room--
But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!

Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.

OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!

submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)

How can you be HAPPY when your sibling of unidentified gender is DYING?!

That's a rhetorical question. You CAN'T. 

submitted by Charybdis
(April 25, 2016 - 6:37 pm)

This is so weird, yet fascinating, yet sad. 

Yeah, but it doesn't take much to make you cry...

*suspicious glare* What is that supposed to mean?

I remember a certain someone weeping at The Fault in Our Stars... 

THAT WAS VIXTION!! SHE WAS DEFINTELY DOING IT! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CANCER, SO SHHHHHH!!

Forgive me, but I believe that WAS what were discussing?

*violently pies Clouded Leopard*

BLAGH! 

submitted by MewFour
(April 25, 2016 - 8:40 pm)

POPPOPPOPPOPLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEESSSSSS,

PPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

-SO DOES BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

submitted by POP, age POP, POP
(April 26, 2016 - 4:28 pm)

Sriracha: SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ON IN A WHILE I WAS HIDING IN THIS TRAPDOOR TO THE ATTIC BECAUSE I AM A COWARD!

Rosario *frantically waves towards Russ, trying to get her to shut up*

Sriracha: OH.

Rosario: Maybe this is not the time for caps lock.

submitted by Applejaguar, age !), New York
(April 27, 2016 - 8:05 am)

Russ..... *chokes back tears* Russ... It..... *voice trails off*

It died last night. *water splashes off like tears*

We dug a grave for it outside the Æ building.

Here lies Russet Libris La'Verne Dracora, extraordinary book-quoter, loyal companion, and adorable pile of fluff.

Not to mention sibling of unidentified gender. *laughs weakly*

And deceptively calm, tame Æ that would've been better off as a CAPTCHA.....

Not necessarily. Russ chose its path and chose well. Rest In Peace, Russ.

We love you. 

submitted by A Very Sad Hallia, and Chary
(April 27, 2016 - 4:07 pm)

Both of us: *Look at post* *Start crying* 

Puck: *Whispers* No, no, no, no, NO!!!!!!!! *Screams into the wind* RUSS!!!!!!!!!

Me: *Chokes back a sob,* Russ, you will be missed... by many.

Puck: R.I.P. Russ. *Runs off sobbing*

Me: *Starts crying* Please don't think that I'm being sarcastic, or not telling the truth when I say this, but I literally started crying when I saw this.

Puck: *Peeks out of her room, with red eyes* Hallia and Charry, will there be a funeral? Or at least, a commemorative service of some sort?

Me: I'm going to go comfort Scylla.

Puck: Good idea. *Wipes tears from her eyes* I'll go comfort Hallia and Chary.   

submitted by Joan and Puck
(April 28, 2016 - 8:53 am)

MewFour: Oh.

CL: Oh my Mew... I'm so sorry, Hallia and Chary... Russ... 

MewFour: I...

CL: Go... comfort her. This is unprecedented...

MewFour: Ah.

submitted by Clouded Leopard, also MewFour
(April 28, 2016 - 3:09 pm)

[C] *softly* Farewell, Russ. Rest in peace.

[M] *bursts out crying*

[A] You will be truly missed.

[M] This is an AE thread, Abigail.

[C] It's okay, Mandy. For one day we can all feel and be together. 

submitted by Mandy and Critic A
(April 29, 2016 - 9:31 am)

I-- oh, Hallia, Scylla, Chary... all ican think to say is rest in peace.

submitted by Aquina , (Pellucid & Wingnut, too)
(April 28, 2016 - 9:33 am)

Well. We've gone from weddings to funerals... I've gotta suck it up. Be strong for Hallia. 

So....

The service'll be on 5/1. 

Thanks for the sympathy, everyone. 

submitted by Chary
(April 28, 2016 - 5:13 pm)

Sriracha:[bawling] OH OH OH RUSS! YOU WERE EVERYTHING I WANTED TO BE! INTELLEGENT, CALM, BOOK LOVING!

Rosario: The family of Applejaguar's AEs sends their love to everyone, especially Russ's family

Sriracha: Wait, you love Hallia? 

Rosario: [blushing] That is NOT the point.

Both of us are so sorry about Russ. 

submitted by Aj +RtRPB+sr, New York
(April 29, 2016 - 8:06 am)

I'm so sorry, but I'm with Wingnut. Thanks for the sympathy though! *sniffles* It's going to take a while to get over it...

submitted by Hallia
(April 29, 2016 - 6:06 pm)

Am I the only one who doesn't find this sad, because Russ does not exist in reality? I mean, of course it's sad, kind of. 

(I am buzzkill I know sorry).  

submitted by Th Novelist, The Secret Forest
(April 29, 2016 - 12:57 pm)

Aww ... *hugs Chary and Hallia* I would make you a pie ... but somehow it doesn't seem the time ...

You poor things ... I don't know how I'd cope without Blizzard.

*hugs Scylla* I'm sorry Scylla.

I don't know what to say ...

You're supposed to offer your condolenses.

I dunno how to do that.

You hug em' and say YOU'RE SORRY FOT THEIR LOSSS!!!

That seems sappy.

HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCHA THING!? THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR SAPPINESS! 

Here's a cassorole.

It looks like a pie.

It's not. It's not even in a circle.

It still looks like a pie.

Like it's been said before, will there be a funeral or comemorative service of some sort? I hope I don't seem blunt or callous ...

That was definetely rude.

*grumbling* Oh thanks, you're real helpful.

You're welcome.

THAT WAS SARCASM!!!

OOO! I love sarcasm! *hair lies flat* I mean, I love sarcasm. 

I think we'd better go. Pinkie has somewhat of an AE of her own at times ...

submitted by Elsa, Pinkie, Etc.
(April 29, 2016 - 1:26 pm)

TOP

submitted by TOP
(May 3, 2016 - 9:14 am)