ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun. 

It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room--
But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!

Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.

OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!

submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)

@Joan

Um..... Maybe. 

He means yes. Totally yes. 

No I didn't!  I meant-

NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS, THE ANSWER IS TOTALLY YES. 

submitted by BABTMP, Torstyn, Ect
(April 7, 2016 - 8:14 am)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *sobs* I — I — *runs off*

Cho: Nice going guys. BABTMP and  PSXTREME, you just ruined Elsa's life by speaking for Torstyn. If you aren't careful, she's going to declare a blood feud.

Pinkie: What's a blood feud?

Cho: Never mind. 

submitted by Cho & Elsa
(April 7, 2016 - 7:18 pm)

Um, Cho? I'm confused. Wait... does Elsa have a crush on Torstyn?!?! 

Puck: Wow, this love thing is getting more and more confusing by the moment!

Me: And you were the one who started it with your whole crush on Dev! 

Puck: I know! Aren't I brilliant? *Smiles mischeviously* 

Me: *Sigh*  

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 13, Camelot
(April 7, 2016 - 9:25 pm)

[M] Grapefruits, this is getting better by the minute! 

[C] Glad that we're staying away from all this crushes and nonsense. But anyway, I think that the weddings (D/P and D/V) should be called off.

1. We don't know how Volcano feels

2. Volcano is missing

3. We don't to make Dev marry someone he doesn't want too

4. Yet we don't want to make Puck unhappy

5. The only happy person is Mandy, who is trying to get you all to sign a contract so that she can turn all this into a TV show.

[M] What? No! Lies, all lies! Full of 'em, that's what she is! 

submitted by Mandy and Critic A
(April 7, 2016 - 11:57 pm)

Me: Yes.

Elsa: *sniffles* The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, not a footprint to be seen …

Me: Uh oh.

Elsa: A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm th que-en …The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside, couldn't keep in, heaven knows I trii-ed …

Me: I gotta go. 

submitted by Cho & Elsa
(April 8, 2016 - 9:57 am)

[Critic A] I'm confused.

[Mandy] Just cause you think you're above all the gossip...! Anyway, the summary is that Puck likes Dev, and they were going to get married, but Dev likes Volcano, who is missing and we don't know if she's coming back soon or if she likes Dev too, but Torstyn has a crush on Puck! And Hallia and Wingnut like each other, so that's the only simple part of this.

[Critic A] Wow. That's probably the longest sentence I've ever heard you speak. I didn't know you were that intelligent.

[Mandy] If I were you, it would be intelligent to shut your mouth now before I smack you with a pie.

submitted by Mandy and Critic A
(April 7, 2016 - 10:29 am)

Another simple rundown, in order:

 

Puck likes Dev.

Dev likes Volcano.

Wingnut likes Hallia.

Torstyn likes Puck.

Elsa like Torstyn.

You can't get much simpler than that. 

 

submitted by Nova, CRUSHES!!!!!!!!!
(April 8, 2016 - 12:45 am)

Yeah ... *sighs* Puck, maybe we should make some sort of club where we lament over our crushes who don't like us back ... *sighs*

submitted by Elsa
(April 8, 2016 - 10:55 am)

I'm with you girl. *Sigh* 

 

submitted by Puck
(April 8, 2016 - 11:54 am)

[C] Elsa, don't be sad. There are plenty of other AEs out there. *pats back* Here, have a muffin.

[M] That was my muffin!

[C] Shush, I'm trying to be nice.

[M] YOU STOLE MAH MUFFIN! 

submitted by Mandy and Critic A
(April 8, 2016 - 12:10 pm)

*wails piteously* Not GUYS! 

submitted by Elsa
(April 8, 2016 - 2:48 pm)

Puck: I know right? There aren't that many boy AE's out there, that's why there's basically no variety. But, even if there was variety, I would still choose Dev to have a crush on! 

Me: Puck and Elsa are both right. There aren't that many boys. But, I'm wondering if another AE of mine will appear soon...

Puck: *Gasp* Am I going to be replaced?!?!?!

Me: No!!! Of course not!!!!

Puck: Good.  

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 13, Camelot
(April 8, 2016 - 4:21 pm)

[M] Gimme back my muffin!

[C] I'm sure there are more guy AEs that you haven't met. Are you sure you don't want the muffin? It's very good, nice and moist—

[M] *growls* MUFFIN THIEF!

submitted by Mandy and Critic A
(April 8, 2016 - 4:26 pm)

Well there's Blizzard, but he's my BROTHER. *shoots a baleful look at him* 

Cho: Elsa,  Io didn't tell you about Jim did I?

No. Who's he?

Cho: Another Æ of mine.

You get WAAAY to many good ideas, huh?

Cho: Yeah. Anyways, had anyone ever heard the saying: "He's dead Jim, take his stuff."? 

Nope.

Cho: I thought not.

Pinkie: OOOOO! He sounds like fun!

Cho: Seriously, Pinkie? 

submitted by Elsa
(April 8, 2016 - 7:18 pm)

Ooh!!! This is just getting better and better by the moment!!! I officially declare this month as the month of AE and CAPTCHA crushes!!!! 

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 13, Camelot
(April 8, 2016 - 11:56 am)