ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun. 

It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room--
But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!

Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.

OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!

submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)

I think it's Volcano too!

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 13, Camelot
(April 5, 2016 - 9:05 am)

Well if it's me then it'll be a love quadrilateral because....... *blushes*

What she's trying to say is she likes-

Hushashush!!! Secrets stay buried unless the holder unearths them! 

Oh well. I won't say, but Hallia likes someone else and is kind of afraid that Dev would set her on fire. 

submitted by Hallia
(April 5, 2016 - 9:35 am)

Aaawww.... that is so cute!!! 

@Hallia: Who's the lucky guy? Is it wingnut?  

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 13, Camelot
(April 5, 2016 - 10:21 am)

[Critic A] *looks up from book again* Is Wingnut even a guy? I don't even know. These gender-neutral  names of AEs and CAPTCHAS gets annoying after a while. And Hallia, I don't think (and neither does Abi, she's yelling in through the door. Just pretend not to hear her) that Dev likes you. No offense, but you seem too innocent for Dev.

[Mandy] *somersaulting off desk* I don't even need a TV anymore! This is TOTALLY the best soap I've EVER SEEN!

[Critic A] *rolls eyes* Did Abigail mention that Mandy likes drama?

[Mandy] We should divide this into episodes, film it, and then sell it on eBay!

[Critic A] What the heck, Mandy! Nobody sells FILMS on eBay. 

[Mandy] Well, they should!!!!!!

[Critic A] Yeah, nope. And don't use so many exclaimation marks. It's not proper punctiuation.

submitted by Mandy and Critic A
(April 5, 2016 - 10:53 am)

Wingnut is my CAPTCHA, and he's a guy. 

 

submitted by Aquina
(April 5, 2016 - 4:27 pm)

*whispering* Yes, it's Wingnut, and yes, he's a guy. Aquina said so herself. Only don't tell Hallia-

Don't tell me what?

Er- nothing- just chatting with the Æs, right?

You told them about Wingnut, didn't you?

Um... No.....

*shifts into a flaming demon* DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!!!!

Well, Hallia. That is most unlike you. Protective much?

*shifts back into a fawn* I guess so. You're like my sister, I can't kill you. I forgive you.

Thanks, Hallia. 

submitted by Charybdis, And Hallia
(April 5, 2016 - 5:14 pm)

Aaawww!!!! That is so CUTE!!! Puck says, 

Puck: I CAN SPEAK FOR MYSELF NOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH JOAN.

Me: Well, she's finally come out of her room from sulking and stopped talking Shakespearean, which I take is a good sign...

Puck: Hallia, I think that is so cute that you like Wingnut. P.s. If you need any love advice, let me know.

 

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 13, Camelot
(April 5, 2016 - 7:23 pm)

[Critic A] *looks up from journal* Elsa, Volcano is a girl. She's Somebody's AE, and has pyrotechnics. Dev and Volcano have been known to cooperate in the past to make Flaming Brussels Sprout pies.

[Mandy] Whatever for? Flaming pie wouldn't taste good. 

[Critic A] Uh, it's pretty obvious that these pies were more intended for weaponry. As in, pie-in-the-face.

submitted by Mandy and Critic A
(April 5, 2016 - 10:09 am)

Oh, okay, thanks for clearing that up.

@Hallia, who IS it. If it's — never mind.

submitted by Elsa
(April 5, 2016 - 11:49 am)

[Critic A] It should be, "Hallia, who IS it?" not "Hallia, who IS it."

[Mandy] Aw, shut up. You're too uptight.

[Critic A] *sniffs disdainfully* I am not, I care about grammar and the clear expressing of ideas in such a way that is easy to understand for the general pouplace without much deciphering.

[Mandy] Like I said... 

submitted by Mandy and Critic A
(April 5, 2016 - 4:54 pm)

Sorry. On this tablet, the ? And the . are right next to each other.

submitted by Elsa
(April 5, 2016 - 7:02 pm)

We are birds of a feather, Critic A. Of course, that would be "populace" rather than "pouplace," you know.

submitted by Scylla
(April 5, 2016 - 7:12 pm)

Ahem. Here's a big hint: Volcano is NOT a guy!

Huzzah! Drama! I should have St.Owl write about it when we're through. I could edit it for her!

submitted by Feather
(April 5, 2016 - 6:27 pm)

[Mandy] Drama, drama, drama! Yippee!

[Critic A] Feather, that would be an interesting story for sure! 

submitted by Mandy and Critic A
(April 5, 2016 - 8:36 pm)

A DOUBLE WEDDING!!!!! HALLIA AND WINGNUT, DEV AND VOLCANO!!!! IT'S GOING TO BE WONDERFUL!!!! Um, sorry Puck …

The wedding is still going to be on Saturday, right? If we can find Volcano … 

submitted by Elsa
(April 5, 2016 - 7:05 pm)