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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun.
It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room-- But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!
Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.
OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!
submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)
@Joan/Puck: I think Volcano is a girl, so that might not work for best MAN, but I suppose that we can genderbend for the sake of finding someone that Dev actually likes, which is a rarity.
@Elsa: Let's kidnap Dev! I have a net and rope. Feather, can you *accidentially* let us in so that we can trap Dev without his knowledge.
(March 30, 2016 - 11:03 pm)
Oh, may I be bridesmaid and photographer? Also, this is a very dramatic and extensive ceremony your going to!
Also, I vote for the middle invitation.
Also, I can track down Dev with my scanner. *does just that*
(March 31, 2016 - 12:28 pm)
Right now, I'm speaking for Puck because, she's still in her room, sulking and crying. Another thing, she just started speaking in Shakespearean! That's not good.....
*Dramatic sigh from Puck's room*
To answer questions: @Nova: Check page 9 of this thread. You will find the answer to your question already there.
@Critic A: I believe you are right in saying that Volcano is a girl... that was a bad mistake on my part. If Volcano is seeing this, I do truly apologize.
@Hallia: Puck would love for you to be flower girl, if you are still willing.
@Everyone kidnapping Dev: Puck asks that you be careful. She... I don't know how to say this... she wants Dev to actually LOVE her.
There! I said it!!
Oh one more thing, @Dev: You know, I really think you should rethink your decision of not liking Puck. Have you ever read Much Ado About Nothing by Shakespeare? Benedict and Beatrice were both enemies before they started liking each other. Just some food for thought.
Anyways, you guys might want to hurry and kidnap Dev before Puck hurts hurself, or does something worse. Join us next time on The Dramas of Puck's Life!
(March 31, 2016 - 3:13 pm)
I'm not allowed at the wedding because I have to watch out for SC and make sure no one tries to tie her up again, and she's going to have all the fun. Hmmph!
Note: Oh, it's not THAT bad, CC. At least we can help ruin-I mean help, the wedding to be amazing.
~ThePersonWhoMakesNotes
Hmmph. *Sulks in a corner.*
"Yojj!" What?! How DARE you suggest that I'm jealus that SC is going to be the one to be wierd instead of me?! Hmmph.
"Jell." AUGH! STOP SAYING JELLY!
"YJel!" UGHUGHUGH STOP COPYING YOUTUBE VIDEOS WHERE BATMAN SAYS THAT SUPERMAN IS JELLY BECAUSE BATMAN GOT TO HELP EMMET SAVE THE WORLD!
"Hmph." Oh gosh, I forgot to say that in bold. Eh, nevermind.
(March 31, 2016 - 2:29 pm)
I WANNA GO CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmm... *grabs random party noisemaker, blows it, and promptly sets it on fire* YOU KNOW WHAT WAS PRICELESS??? I CRASHED INTO A BUNCH OF PRICLESS VASES!!!!! NOW I'M GONNA TELL SOME JOKES!!!
Joke #1: If you throw a cat out of a window on a highway, does that make it kitty litter? BWAHAHAHA!!
Joke #2: Q: How do you make an elephant float? A: Just add ice cream. TEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!
Joke #3: Q: What is the most hard working part of the eye? A: The pupil! HAHAHAHA!!!
Joke #4: Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she will Let it Go. HEHHAHAHA!!!!
Joke #5: Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! HEHEHEHE!!!!!
Joke #6: Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A: A waist of time! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Coconut the dog (me): OK, that's enough for today. (P.S, none of these are original)
(March 31, 2016 - 4:18 pm)
Alright, "Catsup", I declare WAR!!!!
*freezes Fiesty*
(March 31, 2016 - 6:38 pm)
I just realized- we don't have any music! Scylla has a whole orchestra of naiads at her disposal, so could we use them?
And could I play organ for the ceremony? Because I've been working on transposing the bridal march song into C# minor. With a lot of improvisation and elaboration.
Puck, you should select what music you want the orchestra to play! I suggest Appalachian Hymn by Soon Hee Newbold, Waltz in A minor by Chopin, and.... Hmm...... Maybe Dark Horse by David Lanz? Those would be ideal, I think.....
(March 31, 2016 - 5:38 pm)
Nice one, Elsa. Let's just hope that Feisty can't breath fire in a case of ice. *mrrows with laughter* That'll teach him to make offensive jokes about cats, and try to push them out of windows!
(April 1, 2016 - 9:33 am)
Let's see, what did we decide about the wedding?
I did ask to be best man, but I don't really know what happened with that, Puck said we could wear our LOTR costumes if we wanted to(though that might have changed), and you and PSXtreme were gonna be bridesmaids I think.
Wow dude. I only remembered LOTR and bridesmaiding. Wait is that a word? Bridesmaiding. Bridesmaiding. Know what? I don't care.
Good memory Torstyn. I would like to renew my position as bridesmaid! Puck, is that ok?
Meeeeeee toooooo!!!
Dev, buddy, can I be the best man? Pleeeeeeeease?!?!?
(April 1, 2016 - 5:37 am)
*Peeks head of of her door*
Yes, of course you can still be a bridesmaid if you want to!
And, wearing your LOTR costumes is still ok, if you still want to.
Me: Hey, you stopped talking in Shakespearean!
*Puck shrugs*
Puck: For now. It's April Fools, I mean come on! *Slips whoopie cushions everywhere where no one would see them*
Happy April Fools everyone!
(April 1, 2016 - 7:03 pm)
Listen, Puck, Dev likes you.
He just refuses to admit it because he's afraid it would ruin his reputation as an AE. But once he sees that we all are in favor of this idea, he'll come around.
I know it.
Sloth says aime. NO, I AM NOT AN ANIME CAT-GIRL, I AM A MANGA CAT-GIRL!
(April 1, 2016 - 7:43 am)
*Peeks her head out of her door*
Are you sure? Are you really truly positive that he likes me?
(April 1, 2016 - 7:04 pm)
I DON'T READ SHAKESPEARE!
You don't read Shakespeare?! How do you expect to get the references then?
WELL, I HAD ST. READ ME A MIDSUMMER DAY'S NIGHTMARE OR WHATEVER IT WAS.
A Midsummer Night's Dream, you mean?
Oh, hold it. That's the one with Puck in it!
OOOOOOOOOH
IT HAD FUNNY BITS!
I ALSO LIKED HAM LATTE OR WHATEVER IT WAS. EVERYONE DIED!
Hamlet? That's a tragedy.
Please tell me you've read Much Ado.
WHAT'S THAT? IS ADO SOME KIND OF COOKIE?
Um, NO. Much Ado about Nothing? It's a really good play, actually.
IF IT JUSTIFIES THIS SHIPPING OF ME AND PUCK, I DISAGREE WITH IT ENTIRELY!
It's a good play, though!
WHO SAID I LIKED PUCK?!
Everyone. It's so, so obvious.
I DON'T LIKE PUCK!
Too bad. You're getting married anyway.
(April 1, 2016 - 4:57 pm)
Me: *Giggles* Nice job at getting Dev to read A Midsummer's Night's Dream St. Owl! I congratulate you on your achievment. Oh, and Dev, just admit that you really do like Puck. And Dev, PLEASE READ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING!!!! It really is an amazing play.
Puck: *Blushes from behind the door in her room*
*Starts talking to herself* He read a book that has me in it? Does he really like me? *Blushes again* No, he never would love me. *Sighs deeply.*
Me: *Sighs* Poor Puck. She's only been coming out of there for April Fool's day today. That's basically it! She also stopped talking Shakespearean, for now. I mean, that's a start right?
@Hallia: Puck hasn't chosen the music yet, but we will get back to you on that.
P.s. Sir Galahad says burf. Barf? Are you suggesting Puck pretends to barf for a joke? Hmm, interesting.
Puck: *Shouts behind the door* Thanks for the prank idea Sir Galahad!
Sir Galahad: yor wlcm
(April 1, 2016 - 7:12 pm)
Aw, Puck, don't you worry. Dev is just in denial. He's not used to liking people in general. He'll wise up eventually. OR ELSE.
Also, how do you like this invitation I designed? (Hope it shows!) Obviously we'll replace "Insert Time Here" with the actual time, etc. and we really should make a seperate thread for the wedding.
(April 1, 2016 - 10:45 pm)