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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun.
It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room-- But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!
Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.
OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!
submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)
ATTACK!!!!! Killer Bunnies Attack!!!!! Ooooh, a lightsaber! And what's this- shaving cream?!?!?!?!?
Byte says goae!!!!!!! GO AE!!! GO ME!!!!!
(March 25, 2016 - 8:16 am)
Owlgirl: I am reposting the moment I got my new AE....the original psot was on the pssst thread by Feather and DEV!
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Grace: DID SOMEBODY SAY BIRTHDAY?!
Oh, great.
WILL THERE BE CAKE? No, don't answer that. OF COURSE THERE WILL BE CAKE!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts running around wildly, knocking something down every three steps*
Grace, calm down!
Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET'S PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE!
*sighs*
Why do I even try?
CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE!
*still chanting "CAKE!", grabs wireless keyboard from Owlgirl*
Give. That. Back!
*googles "flaming squirrels"*
What the heck, Grace?
*inserts the first picture that comes up*
Oh! Oh!
What is it now?
I feel a song coming on...
"FLAMING SQUIRRELS RO-OCK!
They were born in a tree that was lit on fire,
Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, LIT ON FIRE!
And now that have FIRE POWERS!
Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, FIRE POWERS!
FLAMING SQUIR-"
Hem hem.
Who was that?
HEM hem.
Who was that?
HEM-HEM!
Who- oh no. No, no, this is not happening. I already have one. I already have one AE.
Hello. My name Umbrija.
Did you say UMBRIDGE?!
No, you stupid student. I said UMBRIJA. The name was inspired by umbridge, who I believe to be a very inspiring woman, likewise.
*jaw drops*
Two things that are VERY wrong here.
Number one, I DON'T NEED ANOTHER AE!
Number two, I REALLY don't need an AE who thinks PROFESSOR UMBRIDGE is INSPIRING!
Number three, you used "likewise" in the wrong context.
Of course I do, likewise, you stupid student.
Don't call me that.
Excuse me?
Don't call me "stupid student". You don't even know me!
I will call you whatever I want. And I do know you. I have been assigned to be your AE.
No, you weren't! AEs appear randomly in our posts, fabricated by some weird space-time-computer-CB-loop-thingie! But they are created with ideas in their heads, ideas that they are powerful monarchs, or strict schoolteachers, or knights! Kind of like Toy Story...but they aren't real!
I am not real? How positively rude. Likewise.
I didn't mean that YOU weren't real. i meant that whatever idea you have about who you are and where you came from is not real. And stop saying likewise.
Oh, really, likewise, you stupid student.
You know what, I am just going to post this, before anything else happe-
HELLO. MY NAME IS KNIFE-THROWING RABBIT. I AM YOUR NEW AE.
*screams and faints*
Gosh, that was just me, Umbrija. Clearly this CBer is very shaken to mistake me for a new AE. I will post now. Happy Birthday, St. whatever your name is.
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Owlgirl: You know what, grace?
What?
I think, if possible, Umbirja is going to be even worse than you are.
(March 25, 2016 - 10:39 am)
*Eagerly pulls out dictionary* Did you know that Ms. Umbridge's name was derived from the word umbrage? It means "offense;" "annoyance;" "displeasure;" etc.
(March 25, 2016 - 7:24 pm)
I'm bored. The AEs haven't come back. What are they planning to do with us?
I have no idea and would rather not try to imagine. OH NO!!!!!!
WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! ARE WE GONNA DIE?!!!!
NOO! IT'S WORSE THAN THAT!!! WHAT IF THEY TOOK AWAY ALL OUR PIE??!! AND ~ThePersonWhoWritesNotes's NOTEBOOK?! AND FREDERIC'S TOP-HAT?!!
GAAAH!!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
AAAAAH!!!!
NOTE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
~ThePersonWhoWritesNotes!!!!!!!!
"Nooo!!!"
*Everyone starts screaming*
"bciy!" You already have a bycicle!
(March 25, 2016 - 3:00 pm)
Does anybody else find it funny that Dev and Puck's ship name is Duck?
(March 28, 2016 - 3:05 pm)
Ha! Funny, I just realized that. Or... their ship name could be Deck. Take your pick.
(March 28, 2016 - 8:42 pm)
Naw, Duck is better... :)
(March 28, 2016 - 9:48 pm)
Yeah! Duck! I like birds! Duckduckduckduckduckduckduckcudkccudkcj!
Sorry it took me so long to come. Cho said if I didn't misbehave I could come.
Buuut she isn't here!
Now, are Puck and Dev even planning their wedding?
If they won't, I will. It will be the greatest AE wedding of all time! Mwuahahahahahaha!!
(March 29, 2016 - 10:36 am)
I'm already planning it, but whenever I ask Dev and Puck what they want, for example the color of decorations, they don't answer! You can be a bridesmaid, though, if you want.
(March 29, 2016 - 4:26 pm)
Can we plan it TOGETHER?
(March 29, 2016 - 6:08 pm)
Actually, if you would please look on page 9 of this post, you would see that Puck did reply to all of your questions. Unfortunately, she is sulking in her room right now and will not make a statement.
(March 29, 2016 - 6:13 pm)
:pulls out sewing supplies: I see now. And I'm assuming that because black and purple are her favorite colors they'll be the color of the decorations. Only..... What shade of purple? On what hue spectrum is the shade of black? Am I just supposed to wing it? Oh cats, what if the shade of purple I use is Puck's least favorite purple? What if she hates me after that? No!!!
(March 29, 2016 - 7:30 pm)
@Hallia: Look on page 5 at the picture of Dev. Those are basically the shades of colors Puck would like. And yes, since black and purple are her favorite colors, those are the colors she would like the decorations to be. Oh, and it looks like Puck would like to make a statement:
Puck: *Comes out of her room from sulking* *Attempts to hug Hallia* Don't worry Hallia! I know you will do great, just like the great shape shifter you are. I believe in you! And no, I will not hate you if you mess up something. (See Joan? I can be nice too!)
Joan: I never said you couldn't.
Puck: *Sighs deeply* I cannot live out of the sight of Dev! I'll go find a shadow and sigh till he comes. *Returns to her room to sulk again.*
Joan: And I'll keep reporting. Anyways, @Elsa, Puck said she would love for you to be a bridesmaid if you wanted to. Join us next time on the dramas of Puck's life!
(March 29, 2016 - 9:56 pm)
Okay! Yays! A ball!
*runs after it*
(March 30, 2016 - 7:22 am)
Puck, I've found a couple of nice dresses you might like.
Dress 1:
Dress 2:
Dress 3:
:
HERE ARE THE BRIDESMAID DRESSES:
Dress 1:
Dress 2:
Dress 3:
FLOWER GIRL:
Dress 1:
Dress 2:
Dress 3:
All the guys should weear black suits with the same color tie as the dresses and one of these flowers in the bottonholethingy:
Flower 1:
Flower 2:
Flower 3:
I think that's it for now! WAAAIIIT!!! Invitations! Puck, you'd better go find some/design some and send them out.
Oh, and also, do you and Dev want a CAPTCHA as a flower girl, and one as a ringbearer? (No, Blizzard not Frodo Bagggins, and besides, you're with the tame AE's)
(March 30, 2016 - 9:11 am)