ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun.
It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room-- But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!
Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.
OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!
submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)
*Is hit with a pie*
Bllaaghh! Spuutter! Who was that?! Pellucid....!!
*lifts cherry pie with psychokinesis*
I swear, you will pay. (Although it is good pie.)
(April 20, 2016 - 8:57 pm)
Watch out Pellucid!!!! You do NOT wanna mess with a MewFour! THEIR AS DANGEROUS AS A—A LEVEL 115 BLAZIKEN WHO CAN DESTROY ALMOST ALL POKÉMON!!!! WITH ONE BLOW OF ANY KIND!!
(April 21, 2016 - 6:14 am)
Wow. That's quite impressive pie, throwing, MewFour. You're right, it's delicious.
And- ooh, is that a muffin/pie?
Hey Mandy! Catch!
(April 22, 2016 - 4:36 pm)
Me: Hey! Licorice! You can come out now!
Licorice: (from in her bedroom) NO I CAN'T MY LIFE IS RUINED! GRASSHOPPER LIKES PUCK! *sobs into pillow*
Me: No, he doesn't.
Licorice: YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT! *sobs into pillow some more*
Me: Actually, a few posts back he said that he definetely didn't, and that they were just besties.
Licorice: FEISTY TOLD ME GRASSHOPPER SAID HE DEFINETELY DOES!! *sobs into pillow even more*
Me: Feisty! How could you?!
Feisty: *looks up from eating oysters* This is very entertaining. Please don't make her stop crying! It's like watching a movie! HEY MANDY! CAN I HAVE SOME OF THOSE MUFFINS?! (distant reply: NO THEY'RE MY CRUSH!!) *pulls out a bunch of rhuhbarb pies* PIE WAR!! *throws them at random AEs and CBers* OUT, CBERS! OUT! THIS IS AN AE PLACE!!!!!!!! AES ONLY!!!! OUT!!!!!!
Me: Not until I get this whole mess sorted out.
Licorice: *sobs even louder*
Me: (under breath) Jeez, cat-girls can be so emotional. (Yelling) LICORICE, FEISTY'S JUST DOING IT FOR THE DRAMA! COME OUT!
Licorice: THAT'S WRONG! *peers uncertainly out of door* But just in case, PIE WAR!!!!!!! *steals some of Feisty's rhubarb pies* *throws one at Feisty and starts throwing randomly* HOW COULD YOU GRASSHOPPER?!
Me: That's not what I meant at all.
Licorice: *pies Coconut in the face* HA! *pies Puck, Pellucid, Pinkie PIEper, and every single AE and CBer starting with P that she can find plus Dev*
Me: *scrapes rhubarb from face* Well, at least she's feeling better... *tries rhubarb* Mmm, who made this?
(April 22, 2016 - 5:06 pm)
Feisty: NEW IDEA! PIE WAR!!
Me: Feisty, that's already going o-
Feisty: *stuffs popcorn into Coco's mouth* SHH! (Lowers voice) Nobody's supposed to know that! (Raises voice again) AND BESIDES, YOU SAID ONCE YOU SORTED THIS MESS OUT YOU WOULD GO!!!!!!!! OUT, CBER!!!!!!!! OUT!!!
Me: *eats popcorn* Technichally, this mess isn't sorted out yet. Sorry, but I'm staying.
Feisty: Awwwwww... No fair...
(April 22, 2016 - 5:28 pm)
*Wipes pie off of her face and out of her hair*
WHO DARES TO THROW A PIE AT ME, PUCK, THE BEST PRANKSTER IN THE WORLD?!?!?!?!
Joan: Uh-oh. I don't think you guys should have done that..... she's going to unleash her full prankster self now!!!
Puck: QUIET JOAN!!!! YOU'RE BLOWING MY COVER!!!!
Alright people(s), THIS ENDS NOW!!!!!!!
*Grabs a bunch of nearby pies* *Starts putting dynamite, itching powder, and any other prank items into the pies* *Throws them on all nearby AE's.*
Joan: *Running away from splattering pies* I told you!!!!
Puck: QUIET JOAN, OR YOU'RE NEXT!!!!!!!
(April 22, 2016 - 9:46 pm)
Jeez, this is almost as bad as that Warriors love dodecahedron we made a while back...
(April 23, 2016 - 5:20 am)
[C] Probably even worse, actually...
[M] A muffinpie? DID SOMEONE SAY MUFFINPIE?!!?
*catches it*
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL...
(April 24, 2016 - 1:52 pm)
You are welcome.
(April 24, 2016 - 3:47 pm)
Licorice speaks in itallic.
Feisty speaks in bold.
I speak in normal.
Swift speaks in normal with CAPTCHA speech.
(April 23, 2016 - 6:10 am)
*chokes back tears* Russ has cancer.
We don't know if it'll make it....
It's pretty bad... *sobs*
*hugs Hallia* It'll be alright... I hope...
"[Moans]" - Wing Commander Will Draper; House of Secrets
Oh, Russ! What are we gonna do?
I don't know....
"Don't worry about me." - Brendan Walker; House of Secrets
How can we not? You're part of our team, Russ! We can't just - just -
*buries head in paws, crying*
"Life is full of disappointments...." - Gru; Despicable Me
(April 23, 2016 - 9:26 am)
Oh...
(April 24, 2016 - 3:48 pm)
Well, this has gotten interesting.
(April 24, 2016 - 6:04 pm)
My thoughts exactly.
(April 25, 2016 - 8:04 am)
What's going on? I thought we were having a pie war!
Yeah! Now everyone's crying! STOP CRYING!! *points accusing finger at Licorice and Chary* YOU'RE DEPRESSING EVERYONE!!! BE HAPPY!!
Wow. Lunar much?
BABTMP, stop talking like Sadie.
Why? Sadie's cool! Plus, Walt and Anubis are kinda-
ALERT!! ALERT!! BABTMP's NEW FICTIONAL CRUSH IS ABOUT TO BE REVEALED!!
It is? Who is it?
IF YOU CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT BY YOURSELF, WE WON'T TELL YOU!
Awwww!
(April 25, 2016 - 3:42 pm)