ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun. 

It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room--
But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!

Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.

OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!

submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)

I am having a mental breakdown here. 

Dude, why?!?  ITS A FREAKING PIE FIGHT!!! *Throws flaming pies at all the AEs and CBers nearby* WHOOOOOHOOOOO! 

You shall all DIIIIIIIIE!!! CHARGE!!!!!

What did I just say about a mental breakdown?!?  I JUST FOUND OUT THAT ELSA HAS A CRUSH ON ME!!!  THIS IS SHATTERING MY WORLD!!!

*Splat*

NEVER MIND, FIIIIIIRE!!!! 

submitted by BABTMP, Torstyn, Ect
(April 14, 2016 - 2:51 pm)

*sniffles* YOU DESTROYED MY LIFE!!!! *throws several cream pies at Torstyn* HOW COULD YOU?!! I — *breaks down sobbing*

submitted by Elsa, Pinkie, Etc.
(April 15, 2016 - 10:23 am)

*casually stands in corner watching drama and eating popcorn*

submitted by Nova, AE Thread/Crushes
(April 16, 2016 - 9:50 am)
Hi Æs my name is Golden Spark it's nice to meet y'all now lets read all of Vikki's Journals and blow up EVERYTHING 
please help me! *takes journals back*  
Can I join * grabs journals back and grabs a giant macaroon* who wants a bite
She's definitely insane. 
submitted by Golden Spark, age ?, In your head
(April 16, 2016 - 11:41 am)

Pinkie: Yay! More friends! PIE WAAR!!!!

submitted by Elsa, Pinkie, Etc.
(April 17, 2016 - 6:48 am)

[C] Geez. Take a break from this thread for two days and look what happens. 

[M] THIS IS HIARIOUS TO WATCH. It keeps getting better by the second. *steals Nova's popcorn* *grabs 3D glasses*

[C] What is this now, a movie?

[M] YAAAAASSSSSSSSS!

[C] *rolls eyes* I'm very glad that we're staying out of this crushes nonsense, huh, Mandy?

[M] MY CRUSH IS MUFFINS!

[C] Wouldn't it be more proper to say, "My crush is A muffin?"

[M] I LOVE ALL MUFFINS NOT JUST ONE!

[C] So... "My crushes are muffins?"

[M] *to muffin* Sorry, baby... *tosses muffin at Critic A* MUFFIN WAR!

[C] No, imbecile, it's a PIE war.

[M] ALL PIES ARE MUFFINS THOUGH!

[C] So if all cakes are pies and all pies are muffins....

[M and C] ALL CAKES ARE MUFFINS!  

submitted by Mandy and Critic A
(April 17, 2016 - 3:39 pm)

Pinkie: NO! You've got it all wrong. All food is pie.

Cho: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!! 

submitted by Elsa, Pinkie, Etc.
(April 17, 2016 - 4:18 pm)

Wait waht?

Muffins are pies? Ooo.

And give me back my popcorn.

*steals back popcorn*

Or we could share.

 

submitted by Nova , AE Thread/Crush Movie
(April 17, 2016 - 4:39 pm)

Wow, I nedd to videotape this.

*finds camera on floor*

This is mine! With all the LotR footage still on it!

Lights! Camera! Action! 

*starts filming*

 

submitted by Pellucid, AE Thread/Pie/Muffin war
(April 18, 2016 - 8:13 am)

Wow, this is insanity.

Love is strange.  

submitted by MewFour
(April 18, 2016 - 5:42 pm)

You got that right. Pies also do that to AE's.

submitted by Pellucid
(April 19, 2016 - 2:00 pm)

Ok, we gotta get LoTR in here.  Like, NOW.

Well, there's an easy solution there. *Slips back on Elf costume* Irewen is here!!

RRRRAAAARRRR!!! *Plunges out of shadows wearing Sauron costume* DIIIIIIEEE BY PIE!!!!! 

That works. Tiroth, awaaaaaaay!!!

submitted by BATMP, Torsten, Ect
(April 19, 2016 - 1:40 pm)

Die, Jedi dogs!!! *throws pies* 

Cho: Elsa, are you quoting Star Wars?!

Duh. 

submitted by Elsa
(April 20, 2016 - 5:47 am)

Golden Spark:*builds a pie blaster*

Vikki/the one posting: *sneaks towards table with journals on it*

Golden Spark:*bakes a macoroon*

Vikki: *switches journals with Golden's version of them*

Golden Spark:"now let's read those journals and eat macaroons

Vikki:*snickers in CBer corner*

Golden Spark:*starts reading the journal of her love storys without noticing that it is hers* "WHAT!!?!?!!?!!?!!??!!??!???!!??" *grows wings made of fire and eyes turn into fire eyes

 

 

 

submitted by Golden Spark, age ?, Æ Thread
(April 20, 2016 - 5:08 pm)

Wow, Golden Spark, that's a cool pie blaster! 

*loads it*

*fires off a round of random pies in the general direction of any AE*

Here's it back.

Wingnut says debv. Dev? Good idea, fuzzball.

*pies Dev*

*pies Dev*

*pies Dev* 

 

 

submitted by Pellucid
(April 20, 2016 - 5:39 pm)