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Dramatic Entrance Thread
Dramatic Entrance Thread
enter the thread as dramatically as possible! :D extra points if you don't actually say the word 'dramatically'
submitted by Darkvine, age idk, Hyrule
(April 12, 2023 - 7:47 pm)
(April 12, 2023 - 7:47 pm)
*headbutts Nerissa in the gut* *snatches crown*
You can use all the fancy magic you want, but headbutts are their own kind of magic.
*kicks Darkling in the back of the knee* *snatches pizza*
I don't care what it has on it, imma eat it anyways. *gobbles entire pizza* *burps* *throws pizza box like a frizbee, where it proceeds to bonk somebody in the head*
(May 26, 2023 - 12:15 pm)
Also @Nerissa I love australian shepherd! I have a toy-sized aussie, and if I remember correctly I think there's a semi-active CBer named Interrobang who also has a toy? Not totally sure.
(May 26, 2023 - 12:19 pm)
@Scuttles Actually I don't have an Australian Shepard but Beretta is a real un-smart dog my friend has. I have a Karelian Bear Dog (or a KBD) named Jake, a yellow lab named Gypsy, and a Red Heeler named Sonja.
(May 26, 2023 - 7:22 pm)
*Smiling Dangerously*
Wow, you really shouldn't have done that!
*Blocks Scuttles after the crown was stolen*
*Beretta starts rounding everyone up and pushing out the door*
*In position for my Jiu jitsu moves and kicks Scuttles in the face*
*Ties Scuttles in a seaweed cocoon after stealing the crown*
*Summons a hundred guards to escort Scuttles to Dunedin, New Zealand*
*Takes the crown, summon my army, and waltz out while 'Back in Black' by ACDC starts playing*
Goodbye, See you later.
(May 26, 2023 - 7:16 pm)
Unfortunately, aussies are better at herding sheep than CBers, and even then they need lots of training. While Beretta may have a ten out of ten for enthusiasm, I'd be surprized if your dear fluffy doggo is able to actually herd a billion unruly CBers.
*headbutts Nerissa's foot when they try to kick me in the face*
Oh, and wow, you really shouldn't have tried to kick me in the face.
*while they're hopping around and holding their broken foot and trying to tie me up, I snatch my crown back*
*replaces the real crown I just stole with a fake one before they notice, something which I am able to do because they are distracted by foot pain*
*flies away before I can be carted off to New Zealand and settles in the rafters of the building, watching the chaos below as one very enthusiastic aussie causes mild annoyance and Nerissa attempts to waltz out with a broken foot and what they don't realize is the fake crown*
Good game. I'd offer you a handshake, only I'm sitting in the rafters and you just left. *grins*
(May 30, 2023 - 8:58 am)
(May 30, 2023 - 11:33 am)
*an aura of overflowing annoyance erupts into the room, proceeded by a markedly clipped AE*
(May 30, 2023 - 5:25 pm)
*Falls down chimney onto waiting mattress, and lands with a cloud of soot, then proceeds to climb up chimney to the place where Scuttles is sitting and grab the crown, then jump back onto the mattress, chop a hole in it, and bury the crown amid the box-springs*
(May 31, 2023 - 6:08 pm)
*dives down from the rafters with murder in my eyes* *steals matress* *flies back up to the rafters with the entire matress* *tears it to peices to find crown* *snatches up crown* *settles crown on my head* *lets remains of matress fall back down and hit somebody on the head*
(June 1, 2023 - 7:40 am)
*somehow teleports from the door to the roof, still in pizza delivery uniform, falls into chimney* AAAAHHAHHAAAGGGHHHHHH HELP *hits floor in fireplace, covered in soot with a bat sitting on my head* *flips sunglasses down from head jessie mei li style* hey guys :D
(June 3, 2023 - 9:26 am)
*Brushes mattress fragments from head, climbs into rafters, and proceeds to steal crown from Scuttles and then kick a hole in the roof; then climbs through roof and leaves via the balconies, still with the crown*
I am still planning to return to The House of Dramatic Entrances, but for now, I have the crown...
(June 8, 2023 - 8:01 pm)
*busts another hole in the roof* *flies after Seadragon* *tackles Seadragon* *headbuts Seadragon in the gut* *steals crown* *flies back and punches another hole in the roof to get back in, causing little splinters of roof to rain down on those below*
(June 9, 2023 - 6:53 am)
We really have roof problems.
*I summon an owl, who flies through one of the holes in the roof and steals the crown from Scuttles and gives it to me, then proceeds to build a nest on Scuttles's head, while, after recovering from being headbutted in the gut, I come inside and sit down in an armchair, watching the owl build the nest and calling a roof repairperson*
(June 9, 2023 - 8:40 pm)
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