*struts into room three hours late, knocks down a houseplant, startles three cats, and trips over the rug and falls flat on face*

*dead silence*

OH HI! :) 

*walks down staircase while it's moving, wearing incredibly poofy and super long ballgown that's like literally every color at once but it doesn't look tacky or anything, in fact it looks very elegant and gorgegous, hair somehow down to knees, with part of it as braided crown, and it's ombre rainbow (with indigo, ofc), starting with purple at the top, everything is incredibly extravagant,; all of a sudden, everything is covered in a purple-y, sparkly mist, and then BOOM it clears, and there I am in the middle of a stage where people around me are like dancing on a spinning turntable and whatever, then I somehow sing/dance/act ALL OF HAMILTON yes even those parts where they overlap then strike that "not throwing away my shot" pose, and everything goes black* 

How's that for an entrance?  

*Falls from my the sky* Aaaaaah!

(muffled voice) Hello? 

*Swings in on a grappling hook, smashing through the window and landing in a cartwheel, jumps to my feet and throws confetti in the air*

HELLO THERE- 

*Unscrews window and enters through a bunch of not-very-welcoming fluffy-flowered houseplants, causing them to release pollen, someone to sneeze, and a lot of important papers to go flying, but still manages to act like order hasn't just been (quasi)literally thrown to the winds*

Hi. 

*slips quietly into room through side door and sits down criss-cross-applesauce on the floor, making no noise, disturbing nothing, and generally being as un-dramatic as possible.*

*appears in the doorway in a burst of light and a superhero pose and wearing a superhero cloak, slips, skids the length of the room on one foot, crashes into sofa, rolls over on top of radio, gets bitten by a gerbil, and jumps up shouting "Heeeelp"*

Uh... hi? :)

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*stands in front of door waiting for a strike of lightning, and when it illuminates the room, flings the door open and stand ominously with face obscured by a long dark cloak, rainwater trickling down the fabric, then walks into room like this is a completely normal way to do things, making eye contact with no one* 

Mad-Eye Moody vibes.  

*dramatically enters dramatically*

how many negative points is that? 

*enters thread screaming and cursing in spanish*

AY, DIOS MIO-- 

*Slams open door, causin' everyone to jump, starts playin' and singin' "Fallen Kingdom: Minecraft Parody" by Captain Sparklez, starts playin' rock guitar solo, and then starts playin' the most amazing song you've ever heard which is "World's Smallest Violin", and starts singin' family-friendly lyrics to it, then takes off deep purple clack, which reveals VERY sparkly jumpsuit (Which is one of the few items of clothin' that I have both IRL and on the CB, but I lost if so...) with matchin' glittery sandals, strikes pose*

How's THAT for a very cool entrance.

....also jumpsuit is light blue. It looks gooooood on me. I just gotta find it...

Well, we've now entered dramatically. What do we do now that we're here? We have to do something.