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Dramatic Entrance Thread
Dramatic Entrance Thread
enter the thread as dramatically as possible! :D extra points if you don't actually say the word 'dramatically'
submitted by Darkvine, age idk, Hyrule
(April 12, 2023 - 7:47 pm)
(April 12, 2023 - 7:47 pm)
*Grabs crown off Scuttles's head, puts foot through window, and does perfect dive, somehow without losing crown, into waiting pond*
I am leaving the Room of Dramatic Entrances and Exits for now, but I'll be back, you mark my words...
(May 11, 2023 - 8:32 pm)
*leaps out the window after Seadragon*
*tackles Seadragon*
*snatches crown*
*flies up into the air with crown and dive-bombs towards the skylight*
*flips around at the last possible second before hitting the skylight so I break through it feet-first*
*skylight explodes inwards with impact*
*comes to a skidding landing as little bits of broken glass rain down around me*
*rolls to feet, settles crown on head, stalks off to a corner to defend my crown from any other usurpers*
Hows that for a dramatic entrance? Last time I entered as undramtically as possible, so I figured I'd throw a little ~drama~ into this one.
(May 12, 2023 - 11:37 am)
*finds corner after scuttles talks out loud*
*snatches crown from Scuttles*
*summons rulebook*
*throws on a scuba diving helmet with a tube to get oxygen having a length of like 2000 meters, goes to the bottom of the ocean, and hides below sand, wearing crown*
(May 12, 2023 - 5:52 pm)
*Gracefully alights at the seafloor, and in one smooth (and of course, slightly flamoyant) motion, reclaims the crown, and dusts it off before placing it on xyr head, and then zipping to the surface*
(May 13, 2023 - 11:56 am)
*enters in distress, wringing hands*
Aghhhhh you can't survive in the Midnight Zone, aka. the deep sea, because the pressure crushes you (specifically your lungs *shudders*). Only deep sea fish can survive. I've seen artifacts that were extracted from the deep sea, and they were shrunken to half the size and were all crumpled and disfigured.
(May 23, 2023 - 2:46 pm)
*tackles Jaybells right as xe (did I use that right? I've never used xe/xyr pronouns before) comes out the water*
*takes crown*
Hate to overthrow a fellow theater kid, but unfortunately it must be done, for I must always be winning.
(May 15, 2023 - 8:43 am)
*ignores the ever-intensifying pleas for a surge of dramatic exits and continues to flamboyantly enter once more*
(May 22, 2023 - 4:05 pm)
But- but where are you entering from?? *falls over from too much flamboyant confusion*
(May 22, 2023 - 9:49 pm)
The window, of course!
*hair flip*
P.S. Chaki says uzbug!
(May 23, 2023 - 8:03 am)
*bangs loudly on the door* HEEEEEEEELP AJDGHDSJAKAGEHAKA PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR [the door is opened] you ordered a pizza?
(May 23, 2023 - 7:43 pm)
No, but I'll take it.
*dramatically reenters the establishment*
(May 23, 2023 - 8:35 pm)
*tackles jaybells and snatches pizza*
Aha! Now I have both the crown AND the pizza!
(May 24, 2023 - 6:35 am)
*tackles Scuttles and takes pizza, but does it in a bedazzled suit coat and skirt*
Bedazzling equals +27 flamboyance.
(May 24, 2023 - 12:45 pm)
*Entering from a secret side door which just magically appears while riding on a seahorse/unicorn cross*
*Wearing a striking suit of sparkling black amor formed by steel particals that are being controlled with my mind. While holding Poiseidon's Trident, encrusted in black Sapphires, bright Emeralds, and stunning Aquamarine gems and playing the flute*
*Long, wavy, red hair tumbles down my back. My makeup is a wintery, ocean mix theme because as it appears I am from the Arctic Ocean*
*A"brave" Australian Shepard named Beretta who is not brave but just midlessly loud. She is currently barking at...well...something. She is moving her feet in a very awkward sort of, not in a pattern*
*Not realizing there are people in the room, I stop playing the flute and starts scolding the invalid dog in Spanglish.*
"What the infierno are you barking at? Why are you barking at liliterally nothing!"
*I look up and locks my emerald green eyes with Scuttles because when Darkling stole the pizza the crown was forgotten*
*Starting to speak in a dangerous tone*
"Hello there. You will give me the crown or I will take it. Each one of you here will have a chance to try and win the crown back but if you try to take it, you will be escorted out by the gaurds outside this door."
"You know what, I think I will just take your crown now."
*With take and a dangerous smile, I spring off my seahorse/unicorn, and pad the length of the room to Scuttles. Snatching the crown, I stride back to my animals. Thudding the Trident on the floor twice, an electric buzz fills the air.*
"Now there is a shield around this building. Speak now if you would like to leave with a dramatic exit. If not, let's begin."
*Speaking to Darkling now*
"Just so you know, there are anchovies and pineapple chuncks on your pizza."
(May 25, 2023 - 6:37 pm)
Yayyyy I love pineapple
anchovies less so
still gonna eat it though
(May 25, 2023 - 11:00 pm)