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Dramatic Entrance Thread
Dramatic Entrance Thread
enter the thread as dramatically as possible! :D extra points if you don't actually say the word 'dramatically'
submitted by Darkvine, age idk, Hyrule
(April 12, 2023 - 7:47 pm)
(April 12, 2023 - 7:47 pm)
*walks out backwards while throwing miniature jam jars into an adoring crowd*
(April 30, 2023 - 10:02 pm)
But if we exit, then we aren't here anymore, and I like being here. Wherever here is...
(May 1, 2023 - 10:27 am)
*bursts into existence, looking rather ravishing*
Hello peasan- I MEAN FRIENDS. Dost thou dare to claim the crown that rests so contently upon my brow? Or shall we duel for it instead?
*ponders quite pompously*
(May 1, 2023 - 8:14 pm)
I daringly issue a challenge for your crown, most odiferous of enimies. Hand me the crown or die honorably by my hands in frumious combant, you manxome foe!
(May 2, 2023 - 9:06 am)
Apples begin to rain from the sky. I float down among them, on a black umbrella, as My Chemical Romance's Welcome to the Black Parade plays in the background. I land in the middle of an Applebee's, brushing apples off my coat. Onlookers are mesmerized. I order a sandwich, then reach over to claim Jaybells' crown.
"I would duel," I remark, "but my horoscope says that as a Sagittarius it would be unwise today. Would you like an apple?"
(May 2, 2023 - 9:06 am)
You see, Darkling, you reached over to claim the crown, but you haven't taken it yet.
*runs up and bodychecks Darkling away from the crown*
Also, if Last to Post has a rulebook/spellbook, I hereby decree that Dramatic Entrances will have one too.
Here's an excerpt from it:
Rule 1: There is a crown.
Rule 1 1/2: There is only one crown.
Rule 1.64: Whoever is in possession of the crown may summon the rulebook.
You see, since the rulebook was just made, Jaybells may summon it, but for now it is in my possession.
And anyways, I'll be taking that crown. I hereby reissue my challenge for the crown! Hand it over or die honorably in battle for it!
(May 2, 2023 - 1:20 pm)
Aha! A duel, you say? Well, lemme recite the shortened version of the over-20-duel-commandents:
#1! The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action
#2! If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second...
#3! Have your seconds meet face-to-face. negotiate a peace, or negotiate a time and place. ... Most disputes die and no one shoots!
#4! ... Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site...
5! ... Pick a place to die where it's high and dry!
#6! Leave a note for your next to kin ...
7! Confess your sins, ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent
8! Your last chance to negotiate, send in your seconds, see if they can set the record straight...
9! Look 'em in the eye, aim no higher, summon all the courage you require then count!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9...
#10 paces FIRE!!
You're welcome. Also sorry. But Ten Duel Commandents is a great song.
(May 4, 2023 - 8:40 pm)
*very calmly and sedately clicks on this thread*
*very calmly clicks on Add new Comment*
*very calmly realizes I should be doing homework*
*realizes that I should have deleted the calmly in the last asterisk*
*jerks up from chair*
*knocks into a filter on the floor and violently bangs into the corner of my desk in the process*
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
*collapses on bed, accidentally scraping ankle against the bedpost in the process*
(May 2, 2023 - 6:09 pm)
*walks in, oblivious to the people inside*
*is on the phone with someone*
You had ONE job! How hard can it be to DEFROST the casserole? No, you would know if you were paying ATTENTION!!!!!
yadda, yadda, yadda.
*Realizes there are people in the room*
Oh. Um. I'll call you back.
*Hangs up*
Ah. Sorry guys.
*smiles awkwardly*
(May 3, 2023 - 3:31 pm)
*plays dramatic classical music in ears for more confidence in this terrifying interview i making my way towards*
*forgets other people exits*
*pushes open lare black doors*
*pauses for dramatic flair and throws my head back*
I have arrived!!!
*notices everyone else*
Apologies...
(May 3, 2023 - 6:01 pm)
*enters with all the flamboyance to be expected of xyr excellency, despite the desperate pleas of the masses for xyr to just dramatically exit*
There is nothing, er... little to fear! For I, your local tyrant and Imperatrix? no that doesn't work anymore, is here... Well anyway, consider all of your lovely selves duly conquered. :>
(May 5, 2023 - 10:33 am)
*Enters dramatically screaming "OMG I just love everyone's dramtically dramatic enterances and everyone's dramatically dramatic exits just OMG you guys are amazing at this!!!!!!"
Then dramatically walks around the room dramatically gives everyone dramatic high fives and also dramatically stealing the crown from whoever dramatically owned it.
"Oh and btw Hiiiiiii!!!!" and then brags dramatically about all the dramtic-related words I used
"I prob won I mean look at all the dramatically dramatic words here!!!!"
(May 5, 2023 - 8:49 pm)
*A spotlight turns on in an otherwise pitch black room. I descend from the sky on one of those aerial hoop thingies in a dandelion crown, a flowy, cream colored cottage core dress, playing the flute. As I dismount the hoop onto a jet black 20 hand horse, my dress erupts into flames. After 30 seconds, my flower crown turns into black roses, and as the flames die down, the they reveal a long form fitting black dress with off the sholder straps and embroidered birds in white thread.*
How was that for a dramatic entrance?
(May 6, 2023 - 9:21 am)
Stunning! :D
(May 6, 2023 - 9:18 pm)
@Jaybells - have you entered... twice now? Without exiting in between? You see, that is illegal, as should you already be here you can't enter here because you're already here, so I shall snatch that crown away from you because people who break the laws of the univers don't deserve crowns. It's my crown now. It's a very nice crown.
(May 9, 2023 - 4:27 pm)