Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

The A.B.S.U.R.D.

Thank you for clicking on this thread. This is the Amusing Baby Sitting Unsafe Ridiculous Daycare. You have been invited to join an adventure in which normal people like you will go on an adventure involving babies, danger, diapers, and one Best Caretaker Of Them All. You will be assigned a baby and you will have to ensure that he or she stays safe throughout your dangerous mission. The most responsible person will win a prize and go down in the CB Hall Of Fame as the first Best Caretaker Of Them All. I am The Headmistress, who is always watching you through her big screen TV and high-quality cameras with a bottle of soda in her hand. Anyway, here are the rules:

-You MUST like babies and obsess over how adorable they are. 

-If you are afraid of diapers, do not fear, they will be the least of your worries. *cackles*

-Pack whatever you want and think is necessary.

-All people will have their names picked out of the Decisive Diaper. The first person I pick will be The Best Caretaker of Them All.

-No Alter Egos. They don't sound very responsible anyway.

-I don't know how often I'll be able to update, but I promise at least once a week.

I believe that is all. If you have any questions, just ask. This begins on March 21st, so hurry!!    

                                                                                        Signed,

The Headmistress of A.B.S.U.R.D.

P.S. Be prepared for weirdness and messes.

P.P.S. If you guess who I am, that's fine. It won't make any difference to the story.

P.P.P.S. I'm sorry, but if you join in the middle it might make things really confusing, and you won't have a chance of being the winner.

P.P.P.P.S. Are you still here? Sign up already!!