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Thank you for clicking on this thread. This is the Amusing Baby Sitting Unsafe Ridiculous Daycare. You have been invited to join an adventure in which normal people like you will go on an adventure involving babies, danger, diapers, and one Best Caretaker Of Them All. You will be assigned a baby and you will have to ensure that he or she stays safe throughout your dangerous mission. The most responsible person will win a prize and go down in the CB Hall Of Fame as the first Best Caretaker Of Them All. I am The Headmistress, who is always watching you through her big screen TV and high-quality cameras with a bottle of soda in her hand. Anyway, here are the rules:
-You MUST like babies and obsess over how adorable they are.
-If you are afraid of diapers, do not fear, they will be the least of your worries. *cackles*
-Pack whatever you want and think is necessary.
-All people will have their names picked out of the Decisive Diaper. The first person I pick will be The Best Caretaker of Them All.
-No Alter Egos. They don't sound very responsible anyway.
-I don't know how often I'll be able to update, but I promise at least once a week.
I believe that is all. If you have any questions, just ask. This begins on March 21st, so hurry!!
Signed,
The Headmistress of A.B.S.U.R.D.
P.S. Be prepared for weirdness and messes.
P.P.S. If you guess who I am, that's fine. It won't make any difference to the story.
P.P.P.S. I'm sorry, but if you join in the middle it might make things really confusing, and you won't have a chance of being the winner.
P.P.P.P.S. Are you still here? Sign up already!!
submitted by The Headmistress, age classified, A.B.S.U.R.D.
(March 13, 2015 - 2:35 pm)
(March 13, 2015 - 2:35 pm)
@Horse Spirit Girl: OMG, we must be twins or something!! I have no little siblings either, but I have about a thousand little newborn cousins whom I haven't ever seen except through Skype!! I am happy to be in the position of the oldest of them all, and I hope to visit them this summer. =) Thanks for joining!!
(March 15, 2015 - 4:02 pm)
I will join, but my less insane counterpart is busy right now.
Just note that I am a dragon, and I have wings.
...and fire breath.
(hint hint wink wink)
(March 15, 2015 - 7:29 am)
I just have to bring a lifetime supply of donuts.
(March 19, 2015 - 12:09 pm)
Yes, I will join!
I love children and my mom says I'm good with them, (though most of them are polar bears,) so yeah!
Let's see: Baby food, books, Captcha treats, Nutella, books, art supplies, baby toys, a Red Cross emergency pamphlet, books, a sleeping bag in case of emergencies, a fire proof sleeping bag in case the other one explodes, and books.
So, basicly what I packed for Hotel Happy. Sunshine, and Good Times, with a few modifications.
(March 15, 2015 - 12:10 pm)
I have a three year old little sister and I do love babies, but NOOOOOO!!! PLEEAASSE DONT MAKE ME DO THE PRE-POTTY-TRAINED YEARS AGAIN!!!! ONCE IS ENOUGH FOR ABOUT 15 YEARS!!!!
(March 15, 2015 - 12:46 pm)
OKAY!! *puts hands up* Sorry, but admission closed. No more people. I will now proceed to make a list of everyone who is joining.
Over The Rainbow, whom I shall call Rainbow.
SAVVY44x, who shall be shortened to Savvy.
Winter Firefly, who shall on occasion be called Winter.
Brookeira, who will be called.....uh.....Brooke.
"The", whom I will give the awesome name of T.H.E.
Nora The Singer, whom I will call Nora.
Young Writer, whose name shall be shortened to YW.
Horse Spirit Girl, whose name will be shortened to, H.S. Girl
Spyro, whose name is short enough.
Carolion K., who will be called Caro.
I don't know whether you are joining or not, Somebody. Please confirm.
Also, here is the fun part. You all get to fill in a form describing your baby!! Here it is:
Name:
Gender:
Description:
Personality:
Fave things to eat and do:
There. Have fun, and I'll update as soon as possible! If you have any questions, just ask.
The Headmistress
(March 15, 2015 - 4:34 pm)
BEHOLD THE CROWN QUEEN OF THE FROST ELF EMPIRE!
Name: Crystalla Glacian
Gender: F
Description: White hair, ice blue eyes, pale, and she's a frost elf like me!
Personality: Calm... mostly. A bit spoiled. Has water element powers (like me!)
Fave things to eat and do:Likes: Caribou meat sauteed in chillberries, frozen baby food. Likes to practice her magic, also llikes to go hunting. I know she's a baby. Ah well. Dislikes: Hot food, brussel sprouts. Hates being dirty or eating pork.
(March 15, 2015 - 4:48 pm)
Yay! {:
Name: Autumn Sage
Gender: female
Appearance: large sparkling pale green eyes, soft curly auburn hair, rosy cheeks, adorable smile, tiny
Personality: bubbly, giggly, sweet, clever, a little sneaky, an "imp"
Favorite Food: zwieback
Favorite Activities: exploring, laughing, dancing
(March 15, 2015 - 5:51 pm)
Alright... fine. In fact, I'll take the twins.
Name: Ariana and Alsina Sylphini (aka Ari and Alsi)
Gender: both F
Description: Ari-- fiery red chin-length hair, golden eyes. Not fully realized pyrokinectic powers. Alsi-- platinum blonde hair, silver eyes. Not fully realized telekinectic powers.
Age: Alsi is older by 12 minutes. Both are 18 months old and are walking, though they tire easily.
Personality: Both have a tight bond and work together. Sweet but scheming. Just wait until they get older...
Likes: Ari--Hot food, anything sweet. Also loves sister and looking innocent. Alsi-- Loves sis and acting innocent. Also enjoys sweets and prefers warm, but not hot, food. Both love spicy food.
Dislikes: Cold food, especially Ari, and being separated. Bitter food.
Is it okay that they're twins? Twins fascinate me.
(March 15, 2015 - 7:45 pm)
@Somebody: Glad you are joining! Your last post was a bit confusing. Also, only one baby per person. Sorry.
(March 15, 2015 - 8:36 pm)
Okay. Forget about Alsi then.
(March 15, 2015 - 10:32 pm)
Name: Holly
Gender: Female
Age: Four or five. I can never remember.
Description: Shoulder length blonde hair, bangs that go just past eye brows, blue eyes, has a birthmark on her cheek.
Personality: kinda bratty, yes sweet, tricky, uhh, I don't know.
Likes: Candy, playing, being (fake) sick, sweets.
Dislikes: Sleeping, eating, being (real) sick, me, her mother, adults, her twenty siblings
Favorite things to eat and do: Sweet things, procrastinating, going to the park, playing pranks (specifically on me).
Allergies: All nuts, dairy, eggs, wheat, strawberries, lots of other things.
(March 16, 2015 - 11:19 am)
Wait, I left the age part out of the form on purpose. They are all babies between 6 months old and 1 year.
(March 16, 2015 - 1:05 pm)
Just a thought, usually daycares are for children from about a year old to five or even six years old. Wouldn't babies from six months to a year old still be staying with their mothers all of the time? I mean, that's pretty young. One of my old teachers had a baby (who is now almost two) and she's still on maternity leave.
(March 16, 2015 - 2:47 pm)
I know, it's just that babies are usually the most adorable when they are 6 months to 3 years old, and besides, as The Headmistress, I am their legal guardian. Also, in real life, I've babysitted kids that young all by myself, and had fun too. When I REALLY open a daycare, (yes I will), it will have this age range.
(March 16, 2015 - 3:25 pm)