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Thank you for clicking on this thread. This is the Amusing Baby Sitting Unsafe Ridiculous Daycare. You have been invited to join an adventure in which normal people like you will go on an adventure involving babies, danger, diapers, and one Best Caretaker Of Them All. You will be assigned a baby and you will have to ensure that he or she stays safe throughout your dangerous mission. The most responsible person will win a prize and go down in the CB Hall Of Fame as the first Best Caretaker Of Them All. I am The Headmistress, who is always watching you through her big screen TV and high-quality cameras with a bottle of soda in her hand. Anyway, here are the rules:
-You MUST like babies and obsess over how adorable they are.
-If you are afraid of diapers, do not fear, they will be the least of your worries. *cackles*
-Pack whatever you want and think is necessary.
-All people will have their names picked out of the Decisive Diaper. The first person I pick will be The Best Caretaker of Them All.
-No Alter Egos. They don't sound very responsible anyway.
-I don't know how often I'll be able to update, but I promise at least once a week.
I believe that is all. If you have any questions, just ask. This begins on March 21st, so hurry!!
Signed,
The Headmistress of A.B.S.U.R.D.
P.S. Be prepared for weirdness and messes.
P.P.S. If you guess who I am, that's fine. It won't make any difference to the story.
P.P.P.S. I'm sorry, but if you join in the middle it might make things really confusing, and you won't have a chance of being the winner.
P.P.P.P.S. Are you still here? Sign up already!!
submitted by The Headmistress, age classified, A.B.S.U.R.D.
(March 13, 2015 - 2:35 pm)
(March 13, 2015 - 2:35 pm)
All right, everybody!! Here is the new day.
Day 2~
The girls woke up the next morning feeling refreshed. The kind of refreshed feeling you feel when you find out that your baby wants breakfast at 3:00 AM and you aren't able to sleep for the whole night afterwards. They fed their babies first, and then ate a bit of the food they had packed. "Well, where do you think today's adventures will lead us?" Nora asked, bouncing her giggling baby on her knee. "Maybe we will meet a leprechaun!!" Savvy said excitedly. "After all, what else do you find at the end of a rainbow?" "Do ya think he will give us his gold?" T.H.E asked. "Most likely he'll give us baby pacifiers and diapers!", Carolion said, laughing. "Who cares? Let's start walking and see what we come upon!" Joss said. So the girls packed up, shouldered their babies, and stepped out of the tent. They were met by bright sunlight, and a terrible noise. When they looked around, Winter Firefly was gone.
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DUN DUN DAAN!! Cliffhanger!! Sorry, it was so short cuz I was busy!! Hope you like it, and post diary entries. It is so interesting to read them! I'll continue this as soon as possible.
Thanks for your patience.
Also, Rainbow, Bunny is at headquarters with you and now Winter Firefly and Holly are also there, to keep you company. =)
(April 4, 2015 - 6:59 pm)
(April 4, 2015 - 7:01 pm)
Awww...
(April 5, 2015 - 8:39 pm)
Dear Diary,
Our mission has started. First, we had to walk throu a blizzard. It was cold, windy, and we all tried not to let our babies to get frostbite. We sudenly came to a stop at a cliff. Their was a beautiful rainbow at the end. We all just stood there looking at the rainbow's beauty, and then so suddenly Rainbow (the CBer) and her baby jumped on to the rainbow singing "Somewhere over the rainbow, where the bluebirds fly" and slid down and disappeared. Carolin suggested that we go after her, and that we did. Riding the rainbow was one of the best things that ever happened to me. I think Amelia liked it too. We decided to camp at the bottom near the valley that night.
- Horse Spirit Girl
(April 7, 2015 - 7:20 pm)
Dearest Diary,
Bad news. Bad, bad, BAD news. Winter's...vanished! Or something! I don't know, but this morning when we left for our mission she just wasn't there. I hope she's okay - wherever she is. Anyway, there's no time to worry. I've got to win this thing.
So today we saw a rainbow. It was pretty cool. We even slid down it, and although there was no adorable leprechaun waiting for us with an enormous pot of shiny gold, we still had fun. Autumn Sage is really enjoying these adventures! Then we concluded as a group that we had no idea where we were and therefore found it best to bunk down there for the night. What a day...again! I wonder what our next mission is...
Until next time,
Nora
(April 9, 2015 - 10:11 am)
GUYS!! I promise a new day today!! Please, please don't forget you are part of this story! 1 PEEP!
(April 13, 2015 - 11:37 am)
Dear Diary,
Two people have been defeated. At least, I think.
Poor Rainbow was overcame by the beauty of this rainbow we found, and slid down it. I sugested we go after her, but alas, there was no one waiting.
And today, Winter Firefly is gone! We have no idea where she is or what happened to her, but I suspect she's with Rainbow, whereever that is.
Juliette is having a great time, though. She's become fast friends with my huskies, who love having a baby around. She also loves when I read her The Three Little Polar Bears. She claps her pudgy little hands and laughs, even though the poacher who bangs on the polar bear's doors is pretty scary.
Wondering what the morrow awaits,
Carolion King
(April 13, 2015 - 4:38 pm)
I AM LITERALLY JUMPING WITH JOY AT BEING FREE TO TYPE AT LAST!!!!
Aannnnnyyyyywwwaaaayyyysss, here 'tis!
Day 3~
Everyone gasped. "WHERE DID SHE GO??" yelled Someody, who had been standing right next to Winter. "Check where she was standing! Maybe there's a trapdoor!" Nora suggested. "Good idea!" Carolion said, walking over. Where Winter Firefly was once standing, nothing remained except for one squashed firefly. "Hmm," T.H.E. mused, "I guess.........Holly smushed a firefly and that made Winter pass out?" "Perhaps," Brookeira said. "In any case, let's keep walking! We've got a mission to complete!" So the girls walked on, through the bright sunlight, admiring the beauty around them. The valley had all sorts of pretty flowers, which the babies were rolling in, and the grass was a beautiful bright green. The valley was surrounded by gray-blue mountains, and a clear blue river gurgled across the land. Every girl wished that she had packed a camera. Presently, as they walked, they came upon a hole in the ground. The hole looked so out of place that they all did a double-take before standing still and gawking at it. In their surprise, they forgot the babies, and were shaken out of their trance by Somebody's scream. All eyes went to the hole. There was Ari, happily walking to the edge of the hole, not even guessing at the danger she was in. Somebody was running behind her, and just as she reached out to grab the edge of Ari's dress, the baby tumbled into the hole, and Somebody was pulled in after. All the girls gasped,and immediately dashed forward to peer down the hole. It was deep, deep, deep, and the girls could only imagine what had happened to Somebody and Ari. "Well?" All the girls jumped at the voice. Behind them was................a leprechaun.
(April 13, 2015 - 8:03 pm)
Well, I suppose Somebody is gone...
(April 17, 2015 - 11:32 am)
Dear Diary,
Winter Firefly left us yesterday. I really don't know how it happened, she really just left. Also Somebody left us. I'm sad when Cbers leave us, but I know it means we are closer to the end. Amelia is doing great! She really likes books too! Goodbye for now.
- Horse Spirit Girl
(April 17, 2015 - 3:26 pm)
*cackles* Yes, Somebody is indeed gone, but you haven't found out the full story yet.......
Day 3 1/2~
"What?" the leprechaun asked, uncomfortable with all the eyes on him. "Nothing....." the girls said, sheepishly. They had been staring at him because he wasn't any ordinary leprechaun, he was a baby leprechaun. He had an adorable chubby face, blond hair, and was dressed in a darling green suit with shoes that curled at the tips. "What's your name?" Nora asked. "My name is..........uh........I fowgot." he said, in such a cute tone that they all went "awh". "Are you sure, sweetie?" asked Horse Spirit Girl. "Uh huh." he replied. "Okay then," Brookiera said, "We will call you.........Lep." "Wep?" the boy asked. "Yeah, short for Leprechaun."
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Meh. Sorry, guys but I really wasn't in a writing mood today. Maybe, if you post more diary entries, I'll be motivated or something..........idk.
(April 18, 2015 - 5:17 pm)
*whispers* I want to make sure no one has forgotten about this.........guys? Hello? You there? I miss you..................................
(April 22, 2015 - 4:54 pm)
Yes, I'm still here.
(April 23, 2015 - 1:46 pm)
Nora the Singer, reporting for duty! Wow, a lot of people got eliminated...who's left now?
(April 23, 2015 - 5:48 pm)
Oh, yeah!! Who's left? Let's see:
SAVVY44x
Brookiera
T.H.E.
Nora The Singer
Young Writer
Horse Spirit Girl
Carolion K.
Joss
Oh, still a lot of people. *sighs* I wish I was in the mood to write.........
(April 23, 2015 - 6:14 pm)