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The A.B.S.U.R.D.
Thank you for clicking on this thread. This is the Amusing Baby Sitting Unsafe Ridiculous Daycare. You have been invited to join an adventure in which normal people like you will go on an adventure involving babies, danger, diapers, and one Best Caretaker Of Them All. You will be assigned a baby and you will have to ensure that he or she stays safe throughout your dangerous mission. The most responsible person will win a prize and go down in the CB Hall Of Fame as the first Best Caretaker Of Them All. I am The Headmistress, who is always watching you through her big screen TV and high-quality cameras with a bottle of soda in her hand. Anyway, here are the rules:
-You MUST like babies and obsess over how adorable they are.
-If you are afraid of diapers, do not fear, they will be the least of your worries. *cackles*
-Pack whatever you want and think is necessary.
-All people will have their names picked out of the Decisive Diaper. The first person I pick will be The Best Caretaker of Them All.
-No Alter Egos. They don't sound very responsible anyway.
-I don't know how often I'll be able to update, but I promise at least once a week.
I believe that is all. If you have any questions, just ask. This begins on March 21st, so hurry!!
Signed,
The Headmistress of A.B.S.U.R.D.
P.S. Be prepared for weirdness and messes.
P.P.S. If you guess who I am, that's fine. It won't make any difference to the story.
P.P.P.S. I'm sorry, but if you join in the middle it might make things really confusing, and you won't have a chance of being the winner.
P.P.P.P.S. Are you still here? Sign up already!!
submitted by The Headmistress, age classified, A.B.S.U.R.D.
(March 13, 2015 - 2:35 pm)
(March 13, 2015 - 2:35 pm)
You mean babysat, right? Not babysitted?
(March 16, 2015 - 9:01 pm)
(March 16, 2015 - 10:42 pm)
NOOOOO!!!! I_WANT_TO_JOIN!!! *cries in corner*
(March 16, 2015 - 6:01 pm)
You may join, Joss.
(March 16, 2015 - 7:47 pm)
Name
Ezra Nyx
Age
1 year
Gender
Male
Description
Big for his age, Ezra has rosy, chubby cheeks. He smiles a lot and has curly black hair and blue eyes.
Personality
Ezra is very cheerful and intelligent. He is very lovable (well, he is a baby, after all).
Fave things to eat and do
Hmm... well, Ezra likes hummus. (I'm not sure if babies are supposed to eat hummus, though.) He likes to smile and play and take baths.
(March 16, 2015 - 6:13 pm)
Yay!
Name: Juliette Everglade
Appearnce: Wavy blonde hair, grey eyes, often wearing a cute little Eskimo-type thing
Personality: Shy but sweet, laughs more often than she talks, quietly playful
Fariote Foods: Chopped-up carrots, ice cream, kid-safe lollipops
Least favriote foods: Spinach, oatmeal
Faveriot activities: Sledding, playing with dolls, being read to
Least faviorite activities: She. Will. Not. Go. Near. Water. EVER.
(March 16, 2015 - 8:05 pm)
Name: Amelia Rose
appearance: strawberry blonde hair, Green eyes, freckles, hair always tied into pigtails.
Personality: can't stop moving, very friendly, shy.
favorite foods: like smoothie and some vegetables not really that picky and likes fruit.
least favorite foods: Carrots because they're orange,spinach,and asparagus.
Favorite activities: being read to, looking at picture books, playing first aid with stuffed animals and dolls, her gymnastics classes.
least favorite activities: playing in the sand.
I'm doing this like my little cousin Amelia Rose.
(March 18, 2015 - 9:46 am)
I am going to make yet ANOTHER list of everyone who is joining.
Over The Rainbow
SAVVY44x
Brookiera
Winter Firefly
T.H.E.
Nora The Singer
Young Writer
Horse Spirit Girl
Spyro
Carolion K.
Somebody
Joss
If anyone else wants to join, you guys have till Saturday. Also, please post your baby description, or I'll have to make up my own. Here are the people who haven't given me their baby:
Young Writer
Horse Spirit Girl
Joss
Spyro
(March 17, 2015 - 4:32 pm)
Ok, baby time!
Name: Bunny McAaron
Gender: Female
Age: 11 months
Description: Big green eyes, pink cheeks, even pinker lips, soft white hair, button nose, big rabit ears ( instead of human)
Likes: Animals, myself, batting her eyelashes, my special baby food
Dislikes: Television screens, cucumbers
Personality: Happy, energetic, slightly mischevous
Go palindrome CAPTCHA!
(March 18, 2015 - 6:58 pm)
ATTENTION!! Young Writer, Joss, and Spyro!!! I need your babies, because first day starts day after tomorrow!!
(March 19, 2015 - 11:34 am)
Another question: You guys are all girls, right?
(March 19, 2015 - 1:47 pm)
@Spyro: To stick to my No Alter Egos rule, I wil refer to you as Hab. Short for hotairballoon. =) I also need your baby profile!!!
(March 19, 2015 - 5:27 pm)
Well, I am (contrary to popular belief).
(March 19, 2015 - 6:10 pm)
Yes, I'm a girl. But why does that matter?
(March 19, 2015 - 6:58 pm)
It matters because I don't want to accidentally refer to you as a boy/girl by accident. Also, I know that you are all girls but Hab. Good.
(March 19, 2015 - 7:36 pm)