Follow-up HypQues

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Follow-up HypQues

Follow-up HypQuests

These HypQuests are follow-ups to previous ones. Here I go...

1. What would you do if about a month after your chicken dinner came to life (Part 2), it showed up at your door saying it had signed a contract to star as the lead in Rise of the Fried Furies and needed a place to stay until the studio began production on the movie?

I would say sure, since I'm vegeatarian and wouldn't have had a chicken dinner anyway, so I assume I would have been cooking the chicken for my parents, and that I would make sure nobody ate him.

2. What would you do if your mom insisted that you see a doctor (or you decided to see a doctor yourself, if you're Ima) to cure your unshavable beard (Part 3) and when you saw the doctor, he carefully examined the beard from all angles, locked the exam room door, told you "I can't get rid of your beard"?

Decide he must be a phony psycho doctor, and inspect his medical license. Then scream, and attempt to break the door and/or windows to get out.

3. What would you do if you happened upon the man who spat on your antique furniture (Classic HypQuests) while taking a walk, spitting on his own antique furniture, and he invited you to join him?

I would say "No thank you" and call a mental institution.

 

submitted by Joe Dosie Doe, age 14, Follow-up HQ Vortex
(May 26, 2013 - 8:49 pm)

back to the Inkwell

Admin, why was the fourth one edited out?

Inappropriate image.

Admin

submitted by Joe Dosie Doe, age 14, Follow-up HQ Vortex
(May 27, 2013 - 11:00 am)

Uhh... Admin, what do you mean by that? And why did the question fall into that category?

 

I don't remember the specifics of it now, but whatever the subject was was not appropriate for Cricket's youngest readers.  We have guidelines.

Admin

submitted by Joe Dosie Doe, age 14, Confused Vortex
(May 27, 2013 - 2:45 pm)

Aw, it's all right, JDD. A HypQuest is HypQuest. No matter what they're about, they're cool. And these are!

1. What would you do if about a month after your chicken dinner came to life (Part 2), it showed up at your door saying it had signed a contract to star as the lead in Rise of the Fried Furies and needed a place to stay until the studio began production on the movie?

Welcome it very nicely into my house, let it have a room, and then light a fire in its room. Mmmm.. fried chicken. Delicious.

 

2. What would you do if your mom insisted that you see a doctor
(or you decided to see a doctor yourself, if you're Ima) to cure your
unshavable beard (Part 3)
and when you saw the doctor, he carefully examined the beard from all
angles, locked the exam room door, told you "The only way to get rid of
your beard is to kill you", and pulled out a pistol from a drawer?

Scream "Stop!" Have him put me to sleep, and then shoot me. Dying is better than being humiliated... I just want it to be a calm death... for me.

 

3. What would you do if you happened upon the man who spat on your antique furniture (Classic HypQuests) while taking a walk, spitting on his own antique furniture, and he invited you to join him?

Go get a spit gun and load it up. LET THE WASHING OF THE FURNITURE (or sadly not) BEGIN!!!!

submitted by Blackberry E., age 13
(May 28, 2013 - 1:29 pm)

Follow-ups to the follow-ups for you, Blackberry:

1. What would you do if after you fried your chicken dinner, the studio heard and sued you for cooking the lead in their movie?

2. What would you do if a strange man burst in through the window of the exam room, knocked the crazy doctor unconcious, and shaved off your beard with a Magic Razor (and it would not grow back), and then told you that the doctor had given you the beard using his Quantum Hair Thingamabob and was planning to do so to others so they would come to him and he would kill them, and asked you to help the agency stop the murder plot and arrest all his accomplices?

3. What would you do if a police officer arrested you and the guy because the furniture had been stolen and he mistakenly believed that you had helped steal it?

And here is the fourth, and original HypQuest, edited to be friendly for the eyes of the CB's youngest readers:

4. What would you do if you saw a guy in the park juggling flaming encyclopdias, while his assistant kept putting gasoline on more encyclopedias and passing them to him after lighting them on fire?

My answer: Ask if they have a permit to do this. If they say no, call the police. If they say yes, call the police. If they say they don't know for sure, call the police, the mental institution, and the fire brigade.

If you choose to edit this modified version out, Admin, please explain why. Thanks.

submitted by Joe Dosie Doe, age 14, Froggy Vortex
(May 29, 2013 - 12:00 pm)

Wow, these were really hard! But that's what makes a HypQuest fun!!!

1. What would you do if after you fried your chicken dinner, the studio heard and sued you for cooking the lead in their movie?

Probably, in defense, say that, after all it was MY chicken, therefore I am it's "legal guardian" and it is also food. I can do what I want. 

2. What would you do if a strange man burst in through the window of the
exam room, knocked the crazy doctor unconcious, and shaved off your
beard with a Magic Razor (and it would not grow back), and then told you
that the doctor had given you the beard using his Quantum Hair
Thingamabob and was planning to do so to others so they would come to
him and he would kill them, and asked you to help the agency stop the
murder plot and arrest all his accomplices?

Tie the guy up, and throw him in the basement, take his Magic Razor, and uh.. dispose of the agency. That way, whenever people get those frsutrating beards, I will make them pay me millions of dollars to have it cut off and I will BE RICH!!!!!!!!!!



3. What would you do if a police officer arrested you and the guy
because the furniture had been stolen and he mistakenly believed that
you had helped steal it?

Start crying dramatically and tell him that the guy had made me come and help him, and blackmailed me horribly if I wasn't going to do it. Mwahaahaaaaa


 



4. What would you do if you saw a guy in the park juggling flaming
encyclopdias, while his assistant kept putting gasoline on more
encyclopedias and passing them to him after lighting them on fire?

YES! After all these years! Go and help them. DIE ENCYCLOPEDIAS!!!!!!!!!

 

submitted by Blackberry E., age 13
(May 30, 2013 - 10:15 am)

1. What would you do if about a month after your chicken dinner came to life (Part 2), it showed up at your door saying it had signed a contract to star as the lead in Rise of the Fried Furies and needed a place to stay until the studio began production on the movie?

Charge it an insane rent for a) imposing on me like this and b) rudely coming to life when I was hungry. 

2. What would you do if your mom insisted that you see a doctor
(or you decided to see a doctor yourself, if you're Ima) to cure your
unshavable beard (Part 3)
and when you saw the doctor, he carefully examined the beard from all
angles, locked the exam room door, told you "The only way to get rid of
your beard is to kill you", and pulled out a pistol from a drawer?

Go totally pale, keel over, and die. This would then stun my captor, and he would curiously come over to see if I was really dead. I would then come back to life, tackle him, take the gun, and with a flourish, make my grand escape. (no, not really. I would probably keel over, die, and stay dead.)

3. What would you do if you happened upon the man who spat on your antique furniture (Classic HypQuests) while taking a walk, spitting on his own antique furniture, and he invited you to join him?

Hmm. Ask him if he'd ever had his head examined.

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule
(June 1, 2013 - 12:24 pm)