1. We hardly eat chicken at all... I'm not sure. First of all, I don't know of any butcher shops nearby. Second of all, I have no idea. Probably wonder what the heck happened. And then realise that I have no dinner.

2. I always hide when people come to the door. But if it was one of my wizards? ... I would still hide. Honestly, I don't want to picture either of them dressed like that. 

3. First of all, I don't jaywalk unless there is absolutely no cross walk. It drives Red crazy. If I got a ticket, I would be apologizing so badly. I don't know how I'd be able to live with the shame.... And if there was a ransom note on the back, I would ask the police officer if that was a usual thing.

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1. What would you do if your chicken dinner came to life and hurled itself out your window, proclaiming that it would "avenge itself" and ran down the street in the direction of the butcher shop?

I would probably be in shock, and then start cracking up.

2. What would you do if a man dressed in boxer shorts, bunny slippers, no shirt, and a ski mask banged on your door, saying that he was a wizard and you'd better let him in?

HIDE!!! I would freak out. I would make sure that all the doors were locked, and all the curtains closed, and then I would go hide under a bed. I don't really like creepy dudes in boxers and bunny slippers coming to my door.

3. What would you do if a police officer gave you a ticket for jaywalking and on the back of the ticket, someone had written a ransom note?

First of all, I would be pretty bummed about the ticket. Aren't they really expensive? Second, it would have to be the police officer who wrote the ransom note, because otherwise, he would have seen it and done something about it. I would wonder why he had given the ransom note to me, of all people, and I would also wonder if it was real. Assuming that it wasn't for some one that I knew, I would take it to the police, and explain what had happened. If it was someone that I knew, I would freak, and do the same thing that I said I would do if it was a stranger.

1. What would you do if your chicken dinner came to life and hurled
itself out your window, proclaiming that it would "avenge itself" and
ran down the street in the direction of the butcher shop?

After spending 15 minutes rolling on the floor laughing, get some popcorn and run after it to watch the battle. 

2. What would you do if a man dressed in boxer shorts, bunny slippers,
no shirt, and a ski mask banged on your door, saying that he was a
wizard and you'd better let him in?

Get on my brown karate belt and uniform, grab my nunchucks, (I really have all these things), unlock the door quickly, then stand back swinging the chucks as fast as I could, interrogating him through the "fan"

3. What would you do if a police officer gave you a ticket for
jaywalking and on the back of the ticket, someone had written a ransom
note? 

Decide it was a phony polics officer and toss it. 

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4. What would you do if you were a police officer looking for a celebrity named Joe Schmoe, who was a suspect in the kidnapping of his girlfriend, and saw him on TV on the show Paul Peteson LIVE, rushed to the TV studio to arrest him on TV, and found, when you arrived, that Joe had taped his appearance yesterday?

5. What would you do if you woke up one morning in a cold desert, barefoot and wearing a backless, sleeveless dress?

6. What would you do if you went downstairs to eat breakfast one morning and found that your fridge was full of about forty or fifty mice which were eating all your food?

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1. I would turn to the person next to me and say "I told you so."

2. I would tell him that we were all wizards, and he should get away from my door before I decided to cast a spell he couldn't defect.

3. ??? I do not know what Jaywalking is. I'm clueless, aren't I? If that did happen though, I would assume that the police officer was part of an orginization that wanted to ransom people, and hopefully I could save the person before things got too serious. 

Cappie says "avii." Avi, I. No, Cappie, you aren't Avi. You haven't written a bunch of books, have you? 

Jaywalking is crossing the street in the middle of a block where there is no crosswalk.

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