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2. First, I would try to make sense of WHY I was wearing a dress. Second, I would try to figure out what desert I was in. Third, I would run as fast as I could to an edge of the desert.

4. Call 9-1-1.

5. I would stuff it into my shirt, or if I were about 25, I would just leave it.

6. Say "No way" and let my brother and sister use it.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1.) Demand why the show was called Paul Peterson LIVE if they didn't even bother doing it LIVE!!! Then mutter quite a few things under my breath.

2.) a) wonder how the heck I got there. b) be scandalized by my clothing c) wander around, screaming at the top of my lungs till somebody finally heard me.

3.) Scream, scream, and scream again. Slam the fridge shut, vacate the house, come back with a torch, and burn the house to the ground.

4.) Become quite curious, and ask to help. I've never liked that neighbor anyways...

5.) Wonder if I had become Santa Claus.

6.) Call an insane asylum.

(1. What would you do if you were a police officer looking for a
celebrity named Joe Schmoe, who was a suspect in the kidnapping of his
girlfriend, and saw him on TV on the show Paul Peteson LIVE, rushed to the TV studio to arrest him on TV, and found, when you arrived, that Joe had taped his appearance yesterday?)

Swear loudly at the producers and co, then issue a stakeout to wait for his next filming session, mwahahaha. 

(2. What would you do if you woke up one morning in a cold desert, barefoot and wearing a backless, sleeveless dress?)

Grumble about how black, was so, like, not my color, and then walk around trying to get out of the desert, even trying to turn on the spot in hopes of apparition.

(3. What would you do if you went downstairs to eat breakfast one
morning and found that your fridge was full of about forty or fifty mice
which were eating all your food?)

Roll my eyes and use some karate. Bling. Eat out. 

4. What would you do if you walked outside and saw a strange man rigging explosives on your neighbor's porch?

Wait till he's done, follow him home secretively, go back home, get the bombs and throw them at his house, having set the bombs to explode on contact, all this assuming he set the bombs to go off in, say, 3o minutes.

5. What would you do if you woke up and found that you had somehow
acquired an enormous bushy beard, and if you shaved it off, it just grew
back again instantly?

FREAK OUT! SEE A DOCTOR! THEN NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE! EVER! BE TERRIFIED! Knock down Joe Dosie Doe's house, armed, and demand he come up with a counter-hypquest. 

6. What would you do if your uncle showed up at your house demanding
that you give him your television so he could use it as a baseball bat
(or so he said)?

Want to know how in the world a square looked like a stick to this man, call the mental hospital, and lock him in the closet chloroformed. 

1. Ask if the producers will be making a sequel to their last episode and if they could kindly include Joe Schmoe again. (That's not a request, it's an order.)

2. Look around for the nearest spacecraft. (How else would I have gotten there?)

3. Say hi to the mice and call the refrigerator company.

4. Ask him what he is doing and then go inside and remotely disable each bomb in turn.

5. Move to the north pole and invent the flying reindeer.

6. Tell him that my television isn't very stick-like, but if he would like my neighbor's flat screen . . .

1. Ask Joe Dosie-Doe why he ever invented me.

2. Wonder if I were still asleep, first. If someone were with me, I'd be fine being anywhere: Two's company and three heads are better than two, and nine's a Fellowship. I'd love the adventure, no matter what I was wearing, although I wouldn't want to get sick on an adventure by wearing something that skimpy.

3. Shut the fridge door and ask my dad to bring it outside so we could let out the mice into a box, when we could bring them to the middle of a wood and let them go.

4. Ask him what the HECK WAS HE DOING THERE????

5. Think I had turned into a dwarf--and wear a scarf around my head all the time.

6. I don't have an uncle, PRAISE HEAVEN.

(1. What would you do if you were a police officer looking for a celebrity named Joe Schmoe, who was a suspect in the kidnapping of his girlfriend, and saw him on TV on the show Paul Peteson LIVE, rushed to the TV studio to arrest him on TV, and found, when you arrived, that Joe had taped his appearance yesterday?) I'd tell them that they ought to get a less misleading name, then figure that he must not be in hiding and just go to his house.

(2. What would you do if you woke up one morning in a cold desert, barefoot and wearing a backless, sleeveless dress?) I'd panic. Then I'd wander around looking for either water/food/shelter or someone to ask for help.

(3. What would you do if you went downstairs to eat breakfast one morning and found that your fridge was full of about forty or fifty mice which were eating all your food?) Close the door quickly, make sure my dog is in the backyard, get as many of the mice as possible out the front door, and tell my parents.

4. What would you do if you walked outside and saw a strange man rigging explosives on your neighbor's porch? Run back inside and tell my parents.

5. What would you do if you woke up and found that you had somehow acquired an enormous bushy beard, and if you shaved it off, it just grew back again instantly? See a doctor and wear a headscarf or veil in the meantime.

6. What would you do if your uncle showed up at your house demanding that you give him your television so he could use it as a baseball bat (or so he said)? I would tell him to get it himself, since he would no doubt be joking.

Ruby's first.

1. I don't watch TV.

2. Barefoot would be so nice. I just got a new pair of shoes and they are shaped like a pair of feet which is bad because my feet aren't shaped like feet. And my feet are so sore. Anyway. I would notice Red taking a photo of me and running away so I would chase after him to get the camera back.

3. That. Would. Be. Really. Bad. Wait, I don't have stairs! So I'm safe!

4. There's always people working on my neighbor's house. Ignore him.

5. Chase Red for the camera again.

6. I don't have a TV. 

Now here is Red!

1. Well, I'm thinking that if he kidnapped his own girlfriend, that's his own business, right? What if he was just kidnapping her to take her on a date or something? Anyway, shouldn't the police be taking care of this?

2. Notice Ru-kun with a camera saying "Revenge!". Chase Ru-kun for the camera. 

3. I don't have stairs either. Probably just call for my mom and let her handle it. 

4. Let's grab the video camera!

5. Chase after Ruby who had revenge again.

6. I don't have an uncle.  

Well, I would probably just put on a scarf and ignore the beard.