1. What would you do if someone used highly advanced technology to break into your house just to spit on your antique furniture?

I would be very pleased that they enjoyed spitting on  my antique furiture more than stealing my things. I would also think that they needed to go to a mental institution, or at least get their priorities in order.

2. What would you do if a strange man came up to you and asked you in a calm tone of voice, "Will you please rob that bank for me?", while pointing at a bank?

I would 1. stare at him and say, "Excuse me? What did you just say?" 2. Freak out that there was a creepy stranger dude talking to me and asking me to rob a bank. 3. Take a picture on him for the police if a bank was robbed that day. 4. say "No thanks. Bank robbing isn't really my thing." 5. Get away as fast as I can.

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1. First, I'd probably be totally baffled, I mean why would you waste a ton of money on technology just to spit on some furniture? Then, I'd be disgusted by the spit on my furniture. Finally, I would call the police since they entered my house without permission.

2. I'd probably look at him strangely and walk around the corner to hide. While walking I'd take out my camera and snap a photo of him from behind the building. Lastly, I'd call the police.

3. Umm... I skip out on this one. 

goop!

1. What would you do if someone used highly advanced technology to break into your house just to spit on your antique furniture?

Wonder what the heck he was thinking. Think he belonged in a mental institute, and try to find the mental institute number.

2. What would you do if a strange man came up to you and asked you in a
calm tone of voice, "Will you please rob that bank for me?", while
pointing at a bank?

Shrug, say; "You're never done with surprises till you're dead." And do it! I've never robbed a bank. I'm always game for new experiences! (no, seriously, just kidding)

3. What if a zombie stumbled down the street and threw a rock at the
vampire sitting in a waiting room waiting for Dr. VamReform, the
renowned Vampire Reformation Psychologist and you videoed this with your
smartphone in the background of a video of your friend riding a bike
no-handed? 

VIDO EDIT!!! While putting it to Kelly Clarkson's Stronger! It would be SO FUNNY!

1. Get rid of my antique furniture. I never liked it anyway.

2. Gape for a moment. Then laugh in his face. Then say, "I've never been very good at bank robbing. Find someone else." Then run.

3. Delete the video and tell my sister to try again on another street. Entirely too weird to think about. 

1. FREAK OUT, BECAUSE I AM HOME ALMOST ALL OF THE TIME (except when I'm at school, or if my parents drag me out to go somewhere) AND I WOULD BE THERE WITH THE BURGULAR. Actually, if it was after school, Red would probably be there with me, because  Red comes to my house after school almost every day. So, it depends on how the burglar would enter. If he tried the door, I would hide behind the living room chair, in the kitchen, in my sister's room, or my parents' room. If they managed to get through the door, I would run into my parents' bedroom, lock the door, grab the phone, run into their bathroom, lock the door, and call 9-1-1. If Red was there, he would get dragged along too. If the guy came in through the window, I would do the same. If I was in my room, I'd lock the door and stay very, very quiet. I would grab my Nerf Disc Launcher (hurts like heck if you shoot in the right places), my butter knife (I use it to pry open an electronic bank that doesn't really open well anymore), and a wooden rifle I have (it's not a real gun, honest! It was for a project about Annie Oakley, I made an exhibit and I put it in the exhibit. My dad made it a long time ago.) to use as a club. Then I would sit and watch the door. Yes. Actually, I don't have any antique furniture (he might spit on the rug, my cats really like to spit up on it) so I think I'm okay.

And on a side note, a year or so ago, a couple of boy scouts were walking down my street going door to door for something. Two of them were talking in front of my house and one boy leans over and SPITS ON MY LAWN! The nerve of him! And then he walks up to our house and rings the doorbell. I found a piece of paper and wrote a message on it: I don't open the door for people who spit on my lawn. Then I stuck it in the window where he could see it. And then I went and hid under the bed. (I don't open the door for people anyway, I just wanted to be snarky.)

2. Back away slowly, then run away once I was out of sight. Immediatly call my parents.  

3. That sounds an awful lot like my lunch table. We have a zombie, several vampires, a therapist (me), two kids with Smartphones, and some kids with bikes...

You know, this would make an excellent Youtube vdeo. 

1. What would you do if someone used highly advanced technology to break into your house just to spit on your antique furniture? I would tell my parents so that they could call the police.

2. What would you do if a strange man came up to you and asked you in a calm tone of voice, "Will you please rob that bank for me?", while pointing at a bank? I would refuse and tell the police that a man of his description was trying to get people to rob that particular bank, in case he got someone else to do it.

3. What if a zombie stumbled down the street and threw a rock at the vampire sitting in a waiting room waiting for Dr. VamReform, the renowned Vampire Reformation Psychologist and you videoed this with your smartphone in the background of a video of your friend riding a bike no-handed? First, I would rejoice at suddenly having a smartphone somehow. Then, I would mentally scold myself for encouraging my friend to ride ens bike without using ens hands indoors. After that, I would run  and hide--but somewhere where I could still watch.

@JDD: Mashed Potato question.

I'd alert the authorities.

About the mashed potatoes one: I'd ask if I could play mashed potato sniper with him! Sounds fun!

New Hypquest: 

What would you do if a girl walked up to you and stared in your eyes, and the next thing you knew, you were lying on a hospital gurney in someone's basement surrounded by stolen artwork?