Hello. I am

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Hello. I am

Hello. I am here to take over the world. Please do not resist. If you resist you will be decapitated and / or eaten.

No, I am not just here to talk about books and smiley faces. I have been looking for people to recruit to my world-taking-over team. I need people who are both evil and intelligent, and I had heard that there are many people like that on this website. My investigations have proved that this information was correct. Would you be interested in joining me? When we succeed (as surely we will) I shall give each of you a country to rule over. Please respond.

Thank you. 

submitted by ZNZ, age 12
(February 27, 2010 - 10:08 am)

back to the Down to Earth

I'll have Canada if I can.

submitted by Michellle
(March 1, 2010 - 5:58 pm)

Haha, sorry, I'm not evil.... otherwise I might consider joining.  :)

(Z.A.R. says: tweh.  Is that like a combination word?  Like, 'heh' and 'teh' and... something!  I dunno....) 

submitted by Laura❀
(March 1, 2010 - 1:51 pm)

Um OK. Can I have Britain?????

submitted by Clair, age 12, the middle of n
(March 2, 2010 - 6:34 pm)

I call the Arctic Circle.

submitted by Ann
(March 5, 2010 - 8:30 am)

ZNZ where r u????

submitted by Clair, age 12, the middle of n
(March 5, 2010 - 6:08 pm)

ZNZ?? Please come on!

submitted by MiChElLE, age almost !2, If you must kno
(March 8, 2010 - 8:14 am)

Oh, ZNZ...

You really are too much, you know that?

Thanks for the offer, but, no thanks. However, if I change my mind, I call Equador. :)

BTW, what does ZNZ stand for?

Andy P. says denv.

~Wolfgirl67 signing off.

submitted by Wolfgirl67, age 12, In the new hous
(March 8, 2010 - 3:33 pm)

Is that a compliment or an insult? ;) ZNZ is from two letters in my first name -- it's sort of a nickname of mine. Not my initals. I haven't been telling the name, but you're welcome to guess if you want.

submitted by ZNZ
(March 9, 2010 - 7:32 am)

I ATE'NT DEAD.

 

I'm here. Sorry I haven't commented on this thread. I assume you want to know more about the plan? It is simple, effective, and (if I may say so myself) brilliant. We use jellybeans, like I said. What we do is infiltrate the jellybean factories and plant mind control devices in jellybeans. Everyone who eats one of our jellybeans will become our evil slave. Then, we command them to become -- jellybean salespeople! They will convince people to eat more jellybeans, and more and more of the planet will fall under our control! MWA HA HA HA HA!

 

So, waddaya think?

submitted by ZNZ
(March 8, 2010 - 5:00 pm)

Sounds very good!

submitted by MicHelLe, age !2 (soon)
(March 9, 2010 - 7:45 am)

Foolproof!!!!!!!!!! When do we start???

submitted by Clair, age 12, the middle of n
(March 10, 2010 - 7:06 pm)

YYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU----------------------HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ZNZ where art thou??????

submitted by The You-Hooer, age 12, the computer de
(March 8, 2010 - 6:16 pm)

Haha, nice nickname. And nice mind-control plan. Just one thing-how are you going to make the mind-control devices?

Andy P. C. says vran.

~Wolfgirl67 signing off.

submitted by Wolfgirl67, age 12, In the new hous
(March 9, 2010 - 12:57 pm)

And there you go, with your questions. *shakes head* Worrying about all the little unimportant details.

submitted by ZNZ
(March 10, 2010 - 5:23 pm)

Unimportant details? Need I remind you, ZNZ, that without the mind-control devices you cannot take over the world?

See, this is why I don't like jellybeans. :)

Andy P. C. says itnb.

~Wolfgirl67 signing off.

submitted by Wolfgirl67, age 12, In the new hous
(March 11, 2010 - 2:05 pm)
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