DAWN OF THE

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DAWN OF THE

DAWN OF THE MONKWEES

Happy Shadow Monkwee Queen: We bring forth our empire. The MONKWEE EMPIRE. Once our message shows to the world, we shall share the pictures of what we did to your beloved website. Monkwees will come and rule the lands, Ghostieees as our servants. With a side of honey on donuts! GLOWING PICKLES WILL RISE AS ARMIES AS WELL.

Number 1 Rule: NO. GHOSTIEEEES. ALLOWED. (Unless you serve the Monkwees!)
Number 2: Monkwees are better than Humoons. Always.
Number 3: Listen to Monkwee Ruler B too. That is a command!
Number 4: Get me some glowing pickles. NOW.
I am a ruthless monkwee ruler

Look good for the craziness? xD  

 

The Amazing Glowing Pickle Eater Monkwee: By the way, we MIGHT spare you if you give us 777 honey donuts with a side of honey. Also, you must erect a golden statue in our honor of a Monkwee holding a glowing pickle in one hand, and a honey donut in the other. Soon our Monkwee and Ghostieeee army will invade. Will it take you with? Or not? That is up to you to decide."

submitted by MONKWEE EMPIRE, age AGELESSSSS, INFINITY AND BEYOND
(August 4, 2017 - 3:24 pm)

back to the Down to Earth

Uhhh

What is this exactly? xD 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 16, The Dreamer
(September 16, 2017 - 12:41 pm)

You know, I'm not quite sure myself. It's basically a Monkwee (Monkey) invasion of the CB. There's a lot of pickles, and dark chocolate involved. The Pangwangs (Penguins) are trying to stop the Monkwees from taking over. Recently, there has been a lot of, well, mayhem and chaos and codes, and pretty much everything else under the sun. Read whats been happening, and you just might understand. I don't...so I'm not sure if it will work for you.

TO the Monkwee and Pangwang leaders:

I REMAIN NUTRAL!!! 

submitted by Vyolette , age 13 , Wisconsin
(September 17, 2017 - 6:25 pm)

Oh boy... I just died reading this thread xD. COUNT ME IN.

MONKWEEEESSSS

Thanks, Vyolette, for the explanation! I have decided to join the Monkwees with all my craziness :P 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 16, The Dreamer
(September 19, 2017 - 1:04 am)

Erect a moostard shield!

submitted by Autumn Moon, age 11!!!!!!, Lightning!
(September 18, 2017 - 9:02 pm)

did you read ask when you were younger?

submitted by Catsclaw, age 11, Oregon
(October 2, 2017 - 8:49 am)

I SHALL JOIN THE RESISTANCE!!! FOR THE SAKE OF THE FREE WORLD!!!!    *grabs laser gun and pulls on high-tech armor* "ATTACK!!!!!!!!" *is followed by 100.000 cats and 200.000 laser gun holdin' robots*

submitted by Solomon M., age 11, Oregon
(September 20, 2017 - 6:10 pm)

YAAAHHHAAA!!! You have been fooled by a TYPO MONSTERRRR!!!!! Instead of your armies of 100,000 and 200,000 YOU HAVE ARMIES OF 100 AND 200!!! YOU USED A DECIMAL !!!! MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

P.S. Welcome, Ashlee!  

submitted by TAGPEM
(September 21, 2017 - 11:55 am)

You are all fighting against the Monkwees, but what will happen if you win?

No more crazy things. No more *lauging insanily*s. No more craziness, or creativety. Everything spelled right. No more giant armies.

I admit, sometimes we need to be restrained, to be ordered. But we are the heart and soul of the CB, and we will not give in. 

submitted by Autumn Moon
(September 28, 2017 - 8:56 pm)

There's the slight issue with that where the Monkwees sorta want to enslave us all? ._.

submitted by Icy, age 13!!!AAHHH, The Forest
(September 30, 2017 - 9:16 am)

What if we make peace?  A statue and a honey glazed doughnut shop for the Monkwees, and freedom and peace for the rest of us? I would be happy to write a treaty.

(P.S. What about the world domination thread? Those involve large armies! And Lap R.'s ART POSTING thread? Creativity!)

submitted by Pepper Star
(September 30, 2017 - 5:01 pm)

Hmmmmmmmm... I am tempted...... But alas, THERE ARE NO GLOWING PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted by TAGPEM
(October 1, 2017 - 2:22 am)

NO glowing pickles? I can't live in a CB without glowing pickles (or regular pickles). I'm officially joining the monkwees.

*crazy personality takes control* 

GO MONKWEES!!!!!! I WILL FIGHT TO DA DEATH AGAINST MYSTERIOUS CHOCOLATE PIES!!!!

And the captcha says ryxd. Yes, I'm laughing. This is awesome.  

 

submitted by Christine S.of the, MONKWEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(October 4, 2017 - 3:35 pm)

Secrets... The monsters have many secrets, secrets that we can use against the pangwangs...

submitted by A Monkwee Spy
(October 13, 2017 - 1:36 pm)
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