DAWN OF THE
Chatterbox: Down to Earth
DAWN OF THE
DAWN OF THE MONKWEES
Happy Shadow Monkwee Queen: We bring forth our empire. The MONKWEE EMPIRE. Once our message shows to the world, we shall share the pictures of what we did to your beloved website. Monkwees will come and rule the lands, Ghostieees as our servants. With a side of honey on donuts! GLOWING PICKLES WILL RISE AS ARMIES AS WELL.
Look good for the craziness? xD
The Amazing Glowing Pickle Eater Monkwee: By the way, we MIGHT spare you if you give us 777 honey donuts with a side of honey. Also, you must erect a golden statue in our honor of a Monkwee holding a glowing pickle in one hand, and a honey donut in the other. Soon our Monkwee and Ghostieeee army will invade. Will it take you with? Or not? That is up to you to decide."
(August 4, 2017 - 3:24 pm)
well, I love monkeys or- Monkwees. So I guess I'll join your cause!
(August 10, 2017 - 8:32 pm)
Why would you love MONKWEES, of all things? Why not cats, or better yet, PANGWANGS?
(August 14, 2017 - 7:10 pm)
I will join your cause! I'm really just doing because you hacked the source code. I tried myself and it was super fun! I didn't do much though. How do you change the picture? Also, how can I be of help?
(August 11, 2017 - 2:03 pm)
YAHAHA A RECRUIT. Well, maybe you could infiltrate the Pangwang base and report back with their war plan. That would be extremely helpful. (Note this is a private message, none of you pangwangs can see it)
(August 13, 2017 - 12:12 pm)
Do not help those nefarious monkwees! They will trick you with their "source code" business! Their only mission is to destroy the Chatterbox! Join the Pangwangs instead! We will protect the CB through everything that may happen! But be warned. Only true Pangwangs can decode the Pangwang code. If a Monkwee, or a Monkwee ally, tries to read it, they will simply be defuddled.
(August 13, 2017 - 7:36 pm)
(August 16, 2017 - 8:46 am)
Why would anyone join the Monkwees? Their name, and truly all of their actions, have no purpose. Why not join the Pangwangs instead? We Pangwangs have so much fun on our thread, but of course, our fun is only fun for true Pangwangs or allies of the Pangwangs. No Monkwees can get in on our fun!
(August 16, 2017 - 8:36 pm)
Well, we have our OWN fun. We are the insanity, craziness, and downright mayhem(in a good way) that the CB needs to exist! Remember, there wouldnt be a Panwang thread if WE didn't make OUR thread FIRST! HA! TAKE THAT!!!
(August 17, 2017 - 12:02 am)
Their name has no purpose? May I remind you that the Monkwees name stems from two of the best things in all of history? Firstly, monkeys, which are so intelligent that they are the only other species that can recognize themselves in the mirror (and whom you evolved from)! And secondly, the Monkees, who may be a total ripoff of the Beatles but still make good music!
I would be glad to supervise the making of this statue. And please, I would prefer to be addressed as Bowie - "Her Majesty" sounds so formal.
(August 17, 2017 - 7:56 am)
I'm sorry, but I don't believe in evolution. Its a theory, not a law. Please don't tell me I am evolved from monkeys.
(August 18, 2017 - 9:37 am)
Sorry, Leeli. I was unaware of that. I was just trying to help out the Monkwee cause.
(August 18, 2017 - 9:51 am)
I'm sorry Monkwees, I'm swiching sides. Go pangwangs!
(August 17, 2017 - 11:06 am)
Yes! My plan has worked! But the MONKWEES figured out our code! Luckily they haven't cracked the newest one.
(August 19, 2017 - 10:41 am)
I have cracked the Pangwang code! This is what they are saying:
Emperor Panwang: We strike at dawn.
Leeli: I got it.
Emperor Panwang: So you're win?
Leeli: Yes
Kitten: Which day?
Kitten: Recruit!
Kitten:(trying out different code that I don't know) Allys
Leeli: When do we strike?
Alice: Which day?
Emperor Pangwang: Saturday.
We must make plans to defend!
(August 17, 2017 - 12:40 pm)
Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!
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(August 17, 2017 - 5:24 pm)