DAWN OF THE

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

DAWN OF THE

DAWN OF THE MONKWEES

Happy Shadow Monkwee Queen: We bring forth our empire. The MONKWEE EMPIRE. Once our message shows to the world, we shall share the pictures of what we did to your beloved website. Monkwees will come and rule the lands, Ghostieees as our servants. With a side of honey on donuts! GLOWING PICKLES WILL RISE AS ARMIES AS WELL.

Number 1 Rule: NO. GHOSTIEEEES. ALLOWED. (Unless you serve the Monkwees!)
Number 2: Monkwees are better than Humoons. Always.
Number 3: Listen to Monkwee Ruler B too. That is a command!
Number 4: Get me some glowing pickles. NOW.
I am a ruthless monkwee ruler

Look good for the craziness? xD  

 

The Amazing Glowing Pickle Eater Monkwee: By the way, we MIGHT spare you if you give us 777 honey donuts with a side of honey. Also, you must erect a golden statue in our honor of a Monkwee holding a glowing pickle in one hand, and a honey donut in the other. Soon our Monkwee and Ghostieeee army will invade. Will it take you with? Or not? That is up to you to decide."

submitted by MONKWEE EMPIRE, age AGELESSSSS, INFINITY AND BEYOND
(August 4, 2017 - 3:24 pm)

well, I love monkeys or- Monkwees. So I guess I'll join your cause!

submitted by Kate-the-Great
(August 10, 2017 - 8:32 pm)

Why would you love MONKWEES, of all things? Why not cats, or better yet, PANGWANGS?

submitted by KittenOfThePangwangs
(August 14, 2017 - 7:10 pm)

I will join your cause! I'm really just doing because you hacked the source code. I tried myself and it was super fun! I didn't do much though. How do you change the picture? Also, how can I be of help?

submitted by Impunity Jane
(August 11, 2017 - 2:03 pm)

YAHAHA A RECRUIT. Well, maybe you could infiltrate the Pangwang base and report back with their war plan. That would be extremely helpful. (Note this is a private message, none of you pangwangs can see it)

submitted by TAGPEM
(August 13, 2017 - 12:12 pm)

Do not help those nefarious monkwees! They will trick you with their "source code" business! Their only mission is to destroy the Chatterbox! Join the Pangwangs instead! We will protect the CB through everything that may happen! But be warned. Only true Pangwangs can decode the Pangwang code. If a Monkwee, or a Monkwee ally, tries to read it, they will simply be defuddled.

submitted by KittenOfThePangwangs
(August 13, 2017 - 7:36 pm)
submitted by TOP for Monkwees!
(August 16, 2017 - 8:46 am)

Why would anyone join the Monkwees? Their name, and truly all of their actions, have no purpose. Why not join the Pangwangs instead? We Pangwangs have so much fun on our thread, but of course, our fun is only fun for true Pangwangs or allies of the Pangwangs. No Monkwees can get in on our fun!

submitted by KittenOfThePangwangs
(August 16, 2017 - 8:36 pm)

Well, we have our OWN fun. We are the insanity, craziness, and downright mayhem(in a good way) that the CB needs to exist! Remember, there wouldnt be a Panwang thread if WE didn't make OUR thread FIRST! HA! TAKE THAT!!!

submitted by TAGPEM
(August 17, 2017 - 12:02 am)

Their name has no purpose? May I remind you that the Monkwees name stems from two of the best things in all of history? Firstly, monkeys, which are so intelligent that they are the only other species that can recognize themselves in the mirror (and whom you evolved from)! And secondly, the Monkees, who may be a total ripoff of the Beatles but still make good music!

I would be glad to supervise the making of this statue. And please, I would prefer to be addressed as Bowie - "Her Majesty" sounds so formal.

submitted by Her Majesty, David Bowie
(August 17, 2017 - 7:56 am)

I'm sorry, but I don't believe in evolution. Its a theory, not a law. Please don't tell me I am evolved from monkeys. 

submitted by LeeliOfThePangwangs
(August 18, 2017 - 9:37 am)

Sorry, Leeli. I was unaware of that. I was just trying to help out the Monkwee cause.

submitted by Her Majesty, David Bowie
(August 18, 2017 - 9:51 am)

I'm sorry Monkwees, I'm swiching sides. Go pangwangs!

submitted by Impunity Jane
(August 17, 2017 - 11:06 am)

Yes! My plan has worked! But the MONKWEES figured out our code! Luckily they haven't cracked the newest one.

submitted by KittenOfThePangwangs
(August 19, 2017 - 10:41 am)

I have cracked the Pangwang code! This is what they are saying:

Emperor Panwang: We strike at dawn.

Leeli: I got it.

Emperor Panwang: So you're win?

Leeli: Yes

Kitten: Which day?

Kitten: Recruit!

Kitten:(trying out different code that I don't know) Allys

Leeli: When do we strike?

Alice: Which day?

Emperor Pangwang: Saturday.

We must make plans to defend!

 

submitted by Lightning!
(August 17, 2017 - 12:40 pm)

Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!

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JOIN THE CBER RESTISTANCE! FIGHT FOR HUMANITY! MROWWWLL(AND FELINITY)!

submitted by S, age 123456789, 122334
(August 17, 2017 - 5:24 pm)