DAWN OF THE

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DAWN OF THE

DAWN OF THE MONKWEES

Happy Shadow Monkwee Queen: We bring forth our empire. The MONKWEE EMPIRE. Once our message shows to the world, we shall share the pictures of what we did to your beloved website. Monkwees will come and rule the lands, Ghostieees as our servants. With a side of honey on donuts! GLOWING PICKLES WILL RISE AS ARMIES AS WELL.

Number 1 Rule: NO. GHOSTIEEEES. ALLOWED. (Unless you serve the Monkwees!)
Number 2: Monkwees are better than Humoons. Always.
Number 3: Listen to Monkwee Ruler B too. That is a command!
Number 4: Get me some glowing pickles. NOW.
I am a ruthless monkwee ruler

Look good for the craziness? xD  

 

The Amazing Glowing Pickle Eater Monkwee: By the way, we MIGHT spare you if you give us 777 honey donuts with a side of honey. Also, you must erect a golden statue in our honor of a Monkwee holding a glowing pickle in one hand, and a honey donut in the other. Soon our Monkwee and Ghostieeee army will invade. Will it take you with? Or not? That is up to you to decide."

submitted by MONKWEE EMPIRE, age AGELESSSSS, INFINITY AND BEYOND
(August 4, 2017 - 3:24 pm)

YAHAHAHAHA TOOOOOOOOOPPPPP

submitted by TAGPEM
(September 7, 2017 - 11:23 am)

I RETURN AT LAST FOR REVENGE. EAT THIS, SILLY CREATURESSSSSS

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GLOWING PICKLE LAUNCHERRRR -----{__} 

submitted by Shadow Monkwee
(September 8, 2017 - 11:09 pm)

Yay! You're back! WE WILL NOW DEFEAT THE PANWANGS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!

submitted by KtG
(September 9, 2017 - 12:39 am)

I just saw this and... I am very confused. Soooo... yay? Go... Pangwangs and Monkwees? *fades into background, hiding in a teacup in the ensuing battle*

~Starseeker 

submitted by Starseeker, age 156 moons, Enterprise
(September 10, 2017 - 4:46 pm)

Activate Katsupults! Destroy Life-Support systems! They cannot defeat us now! *draws twin pizza swords from X shaped scabbard on back* ATTACK!!!!

submitted by Emperor Panwang III, age ?, Cumberpatchia
(September 11, 2017 - 12:03 pm)

Katsu? I LOVE chicken katsu! YAHAHAHA THAT WONT WORK ON US!!!

submitted by TAGPEM
(September 13, 2017 - 12:40 am)

You mishear me. KATSUPults!

OUR RIP OFF KETCHUP SHALL DESTROY YOUR RANKS!

submitted by Emperor Panwang III
(September 15, 2017 - 3:32 pm)

I, Anonymous, of Elegant Road Lane, pledge my allegiance to the Monkwee Empire. 

submitted by Anonymous
(September 15, 2017 - 8:59 pm)

I am also in command of an army of Anonymous Abnormalties. They are armed with glowing pickles. May the odds be ever in the Monkwees favor.

submitted by Anonymous
(September 15, 2017 - 9:06 pm)

Yesss, you, the Anonymous Abnormalities, are quite welcome in our fabulous monkweetastic army!

submitted by MONKWEE EMPIRE
(September 15, 2017 - 11:37 pm)

We welcome you to our ranks with open arms!!! Your army will be very useful! Shadow Monkwee and I are EXTREMELY grateful to have you by our side. *walks out of room and closes soundproof door* YESSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAA MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RECRUIT!!!RECRUITRECRUITRECRUIT THE PANWANGS ARE GOING DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THEIR KATSUP WONT WORK ON USSSSSSSSS WE WILL USE (haha PANWANGS thought you could find out what our secret weapon is? HUH?) THE SECRET WEAPON AND THE PICKLE ARMIES YAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA MONKWEES AND PICKLES UNITEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *draws breath* oh cool! CAPTCHA almost said the name of my dog! 

submitted by DaAmznGlwnPcklMnkwee, (TAGPEM)
(September 16, 2017 - 1:40 am)

MWAHAHAHA. (Made by me, no worries)

My banner brings PIE! GLOWING PICKLE PIE

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submitted by Shadow Monkwee
(September 15, 2017 - 11:39 pm)

Bring in the alien ducks and pink fluffy chickens!

submitted by Shadow Monkwee
(September 15, 2017 - 11:40 pm)

Help! We must fight back, for our CB!

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(Deceptive pie- not going to tell you what type it is, although it may explode in your faces, and of course, dark chocolate, along with dark chocolate M&Ms.)

submitted by Pepper Star
(September 16, 2017 - 9:12 am)

You cannot block our katsupults! We will win once and for all!

submitted by KittenOfThePangwangs
(September 16, 2017 - 10:22 am)