DAWN OF THE

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DAWN OF THE

DAWN OF THE MONKWEES

Happy Shadow Monkwee Queen: We bring forth our empire. The MONKWEE EMPIRE. Once our message shows to the world, we shall share the pictures of what we did to your beloved website. Monkwees will come and rule the lands, Ghostieees as our servants. With a side of honey on donuts! GLOWING PICKLES WILL RISE AS ARMIES AS WELL.

Number 1 Rule: NO. GHOSTIEEEES. ALLOWED. (Unless you serve the Monkwees!)
Number 2: Monkwees are better than Humoons. Always.
Number 3: Listen to Monkwee Ruler B too. That is a command!
Number 4: Get me some glowing pickles. NOW.
I am a ruthless monkwee ruler

Look good for the craziness? xD  

 

The Amazing Glowing Pickle Eater Monkwee: By the way, we MIGHT spare you if you give us 777 honey donuts with a side of honey. Also, you must erect a golden statue in our honor of a Monkwee holding a glowing pickle in one hand, and a honey donut in the other. Soon our Monkwee and Ghostieeee army will invade. Will it take you with? Or not? That is up to you to decide."

submitted by MONKWEE EMPIRE, age AGELESSSSS, INFINITY AND BEYOND
(August 4, 2017 - 3:24 pm)

Here is our first course of rulership! WE ARE YOUR MASTERS, THE MONKWEE EMPIRE IS RISING. It is not completed yet, this is JUST THE BEGINNING

 

MONKWEES3.JPG
submitted by MONKWEE EMPIRE
(August 4, 2017 - 5:00 pm)

Second ACT OF WARFARE (footer)

 

Please remember we shoud only post photos that you yourself have taken.

Admin

submitted by MONKWEE EMPIRE
(August 4, 2017 - 5:16 pm)

I did though! Source code magic. I can show you the code I changed if you want

 

Then please say it is your original work when you submit it, in the same comment. I'm still not posting this as submitted because some of the type is too small for me to preview and I'm unsure about the copyright line. Sorry.

Admin

submitted by MONKWEE EMPIRE
(August 4, 2017 - 6:15 pm)

Our third and most current ACT OF WARFARE!!! (Remember our deal? We can spare you IF you followed The Amazing Glowing Pickle Eater Monkwee's orders! 

 

MONKWEES2.JPG
submitted by MONKWEE EMPIRE
(August 4, 2017 - 5:17 pm)

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

submitted by TAGPEM
(August 4, 2017 - 6:22 pm)

I'm sorry, Admin. It said so in the post so I thought it would be okay. How about if I zoom in? I'll read you what it says too, just in case that doesn't work. This is the zoomed in one for the "copyright" which is "copyright INFINITY AND BEYOND"

If Infinity and Beyond owns the copyright then we don't have permission to post the image.

Admin

submitted by MONKWEE EMPIRE
(August 4, 2017 - 9:52 pm)

No, goodness, I am sorry. This is getting confusing now. I edited the source code (F12 on some PCs, right click and "Inspect" on other ones). So that changes it personally for me until I refresh the page. I spent a few hours editing code for our Monkwee Empire, then did screenshots. Infinity and Beyond was just from Toy Story so I wanted to add that! I didn't mean that was a company.

 OK, I think I understand now. But please don't submit anything copyrighted by someone else or with a copyright line on it at all, real or imaginary. Thanks.

Admin

submitted by MONKWEE EMPIRE
(August 5, 2017 - 12:29 am)

This is also original. Admin, crossed out the names as to not give us away, but you should have seen who we were in the first comment I sent. 

 

MONKWEES UNITE. 

 

Sorry. We can't post something copyrighted by another company.

Admin

submitted by MONKWEE EMPIRE
(August 4, 2017 - 9:53 pm)

O great Glowing Pickle Eater Monkwee, I pledge my allegiance to your army. What can I do to serve?

submitted by Her Majesty, David Bowie
(August 4, 2017 - 10:48 pm)

Happy Explosives Expert Shadow Monkwee Queen (because watermelons happily explode when she's around):

Oh, David Bowie *coughcough* we, the Monkwee Empire, would be proud to have you by our side! The great, Amazing Glowing Pickle Eater Monkwee shall respond, I do believe. She shall further inform you. 

submitted by Shadow Monkwee
(August 5, 2017 - 12:34 am)

Yes, your Majesty, we gladly welcome you. Your first task is to inspect how the statue building is coming along. Then I'd like to you to pick up our first shipment pickles.

submitted by TAGPEM
(August 5, 2017 - 1:18 pm)

...What is this? 

submitted by Leeli
(August 5, 2017 - 1:18 pm)

A REVOLUTION.

Of the Monkwee Empire.

EMBRACEEE ITTTT 

submitted by Shadow Monkwee
(August 5, 2017 - 5:58 pm)

. . .

This is simultaneously--simel--simel--I wish I had my Grammarly ;~;

This is both the craziest, the cutest, the funniest, and the most ridiculous posts I've ever seen at once...

But to pretend I'm mature--

Ahem.

Hello, 'monkwee' empire. My name is Icy, Icy the first of the line of the--that isn't important.

Cricket is not for monkeys to take over. We all live together in peace and harmony here, and your monkey kind should know not to disturb us. For we have the power of the fandoms.

Thank you.

~A very confused Icy who laughed out loud when she saw this 

submitted by Icy, age 13Aug20, The Forest
(August 5, 2017 - 8:33 pm)

I is a Panwang. Crested Pangwangs. My empire of mispronounced Pangwangs will rise up against your Monkwees to restore Cricket to a safe and peacful place!!

PANGWANGS ATTACK!!!!!

submitted by Emperor Panwang III , age Pangwangs., Cumberpatchia
(August 6, 2017 - 6:28 am)