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I found my TARDIS keys! I know that you like to pull pranks and stuff, but, just out of curiosity, what did I do to deserve this? I mean, I get the lava, but Waffle-eating Venus Fly Traps? That's just overkill. Also, I melded my key to my hand, so you'll have to chop it off if you want to steal my keys again.I am also upgrading the security to my bunker. A lot. With fire. and Doom. And Flamethrowers. Did I mention fire? If you steal my keys again, I will perosnally load EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF DATA IN YOUR LAB with Never Gonna Give You Up sung by none other than Rick Astley. So... yeah. Turns out I'm not as much of a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerfherder as revously imagined.
Also, Kilp says uoou. That's a palendrome. TACOCAT! RACECAR! ECT! I don't think uoou is a word though...
submitted by General Waffleson, age -457, The Breakfast Kingdom!
(May 7, 2017 - 4:25 pm)
(May 7, 2017 - 4:25 pm)
I know that this thread will eventually bottom itself. It will be a sad day when it goes beyond the third page, but think of this:
Some new, innocent little CBer will be looking through the Middle Pages, wondering what it was like on Cricket in the old days. They will find all of the compliment threads, and the Ski Lodges, and the various SIs. They will think, 'Oh, I wish I could have know these people! Maybe they'll come back someday, and I'll get to talk to them. That would be so neat!'
But then they will stumble across a thread in the Down to Earth. It will be titled, '@Ice Wolf...' The new CBer will think, 'Who's Ice Wolf? Who's General Waffleson? Why did he need to make a thread to get in contact with her? It must be a very serious, possibly sad reason. There are a lot of comments on it, after all.'
Then, they will click on it. This 9-12 year old child will have an overwhelming amount of questions after just the first post.
'What's a TARDIS? Why does it have keys? There are Venus Flytraps that eat waffles? Why did he melt a key onto his hand? That had to hurt. This guy is dedicated. And hardcore with that security. What's a Nerfherder? Who's Kilp?'
They will be so incredibly baffled. And then they'll read this comment...Yes, child. I know all about you... MWAHAHAHA!
Sorry. But think about it.
(May 28, 2017 - 7:35 am)
XD!!!!!
I am laughing so hard right now. My dog is just looking at me like, "What the HECK are you doing!?!?"
Also, to the furture CBer:
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am General Waffleson, and I am a weirdo. Nice to meet ya! I once ate a taco in 18 seconds! I'm currently going through a pretzel phase, and am considering changing my name to Pretzel Pete. This too shall pass.
Kilp says rhmn
Maybe that't like Arr HUMAN! So Kilp, are you a pirtae now?
ayee maty
What is the pirate alphabet?
iiii rrrr
What is your quest?
rrrr
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
afri-cann orrr euro-pean?
I don't know! *BOIIIING*
hehe. references.
(May 28, 2017 - 2:26 pm)
Oh my Gandalf...
I'm laughing so hard that I hit my head on the window behind me (window seat), and now my cat is judging me sooooo much. I think he wants to move out.
TOOOO BAD LITTLE BUDDY, YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME!!! (I swear he just rolled his eyes. My cat has a Time Lord level of sass.)
What planet do we live on where the pets are more mature than the humans? Apparently a good one. Full of water and dirt. And EXTERMINATIONS.
(May 29, 2017 - 6:44 am)
I don't even want to know.
(May 29, 2017 - 12:06 pm)
Oh, Shoshannah...
You will know, eventually, whether you like it or not. Everyone knows about him by the time they die. Because he cares. About so much.
Roses, Ponds, Rivers, being ginger, fast lanes, demon pigs, screwdrivers, Shakespeare, fifty seven academics punching the air, that runaway bride, converse, leather jackets, bow ties, fezzes, scarves, Roses (yes, again), and so so soooooo much more.
He cares. And he remembers.
(May 29, 2017 - 5:50 pm)
OH YEAH! THE REFERENCES ARE REAL!
P.S for anyone who's seen Guardians of the Galazy Vol. 2.
I'M MARY POPPINS Y'ALL!!
(May 30, 2017 - 9:22 am)
Anyone have some tape?
(May 31, 2017 - 8:34 am)
Hold on let me check... *flies away*
JAMIE! DO YOU HAVE ANY TAPE??
...YES, TAPE!!!
...I'LL ASK VERY THEN!
VERY? DO YOU HAVE TAPE???
...NO, I DONT KNOW WHY SHE NEEDS TAPE!
ROSEMARY DO YOU HAVE ANY TAPE??
... YEAH, LIKE DUCT TAPE!
... WELL, WHY'D YOU ASK IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY???
*flies back in* No, nobody has any tape.
OMGOODNESS. KILP JUST SAID TAPE!!!!
*First notes of X-Files theme play*
(May 31, 2017 - 12:57 pm)
Forget about the madman in the police box-- what about the Chatterbox?
(May 31, 2017 - 8:36 am)
NOw let's not get personal here!
(May 31, 2017 - 12:52 pm)
Speaking of which, I SWEAR, SHE IS A TIME LORD (Lady?)!!! Here's my evidence:
-Bow tie
-Her bag is bigger on the inside
-Awesomely crazy scarf
-Look at the color of her dress! Familiar?
-Her umbrella is almost definitely sonic
-She's endearingly sassy
Have I convinced you?
(May 30, 2017 - 5:54 pm)
Hey it's fine. All is forgiven, you futuristic fanboy. Thank you for apologizing. I really appreciate it! And I also apologize in getting carried away as well.
Now... Since I am not a Whovian yet, I'll leave you geeky geniuses to blab on about all the doctors, daleks, 'Don't blink's, and dumb statues of angels with gas masks.
Besides... I need to listen to The Black Parade, Believer, and Young and Menace. THE BANDOMS AWAIT MY ARRIVAL. FAREWELL. *Throws grenade* *jumps out the hole it made* *falls two stories* I THINK I BROKE MY FOOT.
(May 30, 2017 - 10:19 pm)
*tries not to laugh at Ice Wolf breaking her foot* *unsuccesfully deletes the last post* You go do that then. I'll be over HERE listening to Beleiver as well, Sweet Child O' Mine, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Crazy Train, Bang Bang, and an assortment of awesome 80/70's music (Fleetwood Mac, David Bowie, and maybe a little Toto). All while typing this post. Yeah, I'm THAT slow at typing.
Wait... so if Mary Poppins is a time lady... Where's her regeneration? Wouldn't she go to TimeCon? Or is she to posh for that? I don't know. I see your point. All I want to see is Mary Poppins fight off a bunch of Daleks with her umbrella. That would be amazing.
(May 31, 2017 - 6:01 am)
I need to draw that.
Here:
(May 31, 2017 - 4:13 pm)
I'M NOT OK. I BROKE MY FOOT JUMPING OFF THE SECOND FLOOR.
HALP.
Lol Mary Poppins. DOCTOR POPPINS. HAHA! BRILLIANT.
(May 31, 2017 - 9:45 pm)