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@Ice Wolf

I found my TARDIS keys! I know that you like to pull pranks and stuff, but, just out of curiosity, what did I do to deserve this? I mean, I get the lava, but Waffle-eating Venus Fly Traps? That's just overkill. Also, I melded my key to my hand, so you'll have to chop it off if you want to steal my keys again.I am also upgrading the security to my bunker. A lot. With fire. and Doom. And Flamethrowers. Did I mention fire? If you steal my keys again, I will perosnally load EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF DATA IN YOUR LAB with Never Gonna Give You Up sung by none other than Rick Astley. So... yeah. Turns out I'm not as much of a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerfherder as revously imagined.

Cool

Also, Kilp says uoou. That's a palendrome. TACOCAT! RACECAR! ECT!  I don't think uoou is a word though...

submitted by General Waffleson, age -457, The Breakfast Kingdom!
(May 7, 2017 - 4:25 pm)

That was the best fandom insult I have ever read. *applause*

submitted by Leafmist
(May 11, 2017 - 9:07 am)

*applauds the fandom insults*

submitted by Rae
(May 13, 2017 - 10:02 am)

Wow Iz. That was a very interesting post. (I got the reference though. I even sang it in my head *wink*)

But I'm on Waffleson's side. You shouldn't have blamed me for stealing his keys.
I'll totally help you break into her lab, General. And blast songs from her speakers.
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU.

I think Ice Wolf's random craziness is rubbing off on me. Great.  

submitted by Leafmist
(May 9, 2017 - 5:54 pm)
submitted by I don't understand w, age hat's happ, enning.
(May 9, 2017 - 10:48 pm)

Again, it's a loooooooooooooooooong story.

submitted by General Waffleson, age -457, The Breakfast Kingdom!
(May 10, 2017 - 5:54 am)

Would you tell us? Pweeez?

submitted by ???
(May 10, 2017 - 3:38 pm)

OK. Deep breath. Let's go.

So basically, one day I was going to Skaros with Ice Wolf in company because we're 'friends', and it turned out that there was a WEEPING ANGEL ON SKAROS (I mean, how does that even happen?)! I got transported to a random time-space, and had to hitch a ride back to Skaros, but my TARDIS was gone, and so were my keys. So I had to hijack a Dalek, augment it with SPACE RESISTING capabilities and a FLUX CAPACITOR to get it all the way back to earth (where my lab is). I figured out that Wolfy had stolen my TARDIS when I was transported, so I tracked her down, and asked for my keys back. She said (and I quote), "I don't have them anymore. It's your own fault you got transported back in time and space! I gave them t my freind who you may know as Leafmist, but she lost them." I knew she was lying, so I scoured EVERY WORLD, TIME, SPACE, AND DIMENSION where she might have hidden them. I was just about to give up and go force the truth out of her when I found a secret passage in my lab that lead to a crazy trap-ridden DEATH MAZE with fre and lava and Waffle-Eating Venus Flytraps. I eventually got through the maze, and got my keys (which were at the end) and I got my TARDIS back through summoning. I go inside of it, and there's a whole bunch of messed up stuff which I cleaned up and fixed with the help of Jamie, Very, and less help from Rose. (took me HOURS to scrape off all the 'Bad Wolf' messages. HOURS!) And.. the rest is history.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Also, just because I don't listen to My Chemical Romance (because I think thier songs are terrible) doesn't mean I can't get the reference to Na Na Na.

Sorry excuse for a fanboy... 

Please don't insult mah fandoms.

submitted by General Waffleson, age -457, The Breakfast Kingdom!
(May 10, 2017 - 7:51 pm)

Ok, thanks. That actually makes a lot of sense.

submitted by Thanks
(May 11, 2017 - 9:23 am)

Note to self: General Waffleson hides his Sonic Screwdriver in...

What!? I WAS JUUUSTTTT WRITING DOWN AN...ESSAY! ON THE TIME WAR! YEAH! SEE YA!

AND...UM....TIME WAR. YEAH. DALEKS. AND TIME LORDS.

submitted by Icy ❄, age 12!!!, The Forest
(May 11, 2017 - 10:40 am)

Don't think it will be THAT easy to find my screwdriver. I hid it where nobody will EVER find it.

Never. Ever. Ever. Ever.

You would have to chop me in half to get it, and even then... 

submitted by General Waffleson
(May 11, 2017 - 4:01 pm)

Waffleson, just a question... 

How many hearts do you have? 

submitted by Rae
(May 13, 2017 - 10:04 am)

DONT BLINK

submitted by TOP
(May 13, 2017 - 10:22 am)

DONT EVEN BLINK

why won't this top 

submitted by TOP
(May 13, 2017 - 10:22 am)

BLINK AND YOU'RE DEAD

seriously, just top already! 

submitted by TOP, age OlderThanU, TARDIS
(May 13, 2017 - 10:31 am)

I just want to say, this is one of the best threads on the DtE

submitted by Someone
(May 13, 2017 - 12:13 pm)