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I found my TARDIS keys! I know that you like to pull pranks and stuff, but, just out of curiosity, what did I do to deserve this? I mean, I get the lava, but Waffle-eating Venus Fly Traps? That's just overkill. Also, I melded my key to my hand, so you'll have to chop it off if you want to steal my keys again.I am also upgrading the security to my bunker. A lot. With fire. and Doom. And Flamethrowers. Did I mention fire? If you steal my keys again, I will perosnally load EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF DATA IN YOUR LAB with Never Gonna Give You Up sung by none other than Rick Astley. So... yeah. Turns out I'm not as much of a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerfherder as revously imagined.
Also, Kilp says uoou. That's a palendrome. TACOCAT! RACECAR! ECT! I don't think uoou is a word though...
submitted by General Waffleson, age -457, The Breakfast Kingdom!
(May 7, 2017 - 4:25 pm)
(May 7, 2017 - 4:25 pm)
It really is. Hey, I have something to say.
Tennant. TENnant. TENnnnnnnnant!!!
Not sorry.
(May 13, 2017 - 1:04 pm)
GENERAL WAFFLESON.
Let me explain myself. I was going to go stargazing in another dimension, but my telescope was too heavy for me to teleport it there on my own. I figured, the only way I'd do it was by using your TARDIS. I took your keys because I knew you wouldn't let me anywhere near your TARDIS, for reasons I won't explain. Now when I had gotten into your TARDIS, Rust Bucket wouldn't let me control the ship after last time, so I had to hack into him. Apparently, I had caused some damage to his systems by accident.
Now, as for the "Bad Wolf" writing everywhere, I honestly don't know where that came from.
If you are wandering why I hid your keys, it's because I was waiting on the forklift that had moved my telescope into your TARDIS, but it was busy constructing the charity center in my lab. I had to buy myself some time, so I hid your keys. Now, if you excuse me *snatches back spare keys* *opens TARDIS door* I need to get my telescope back. *Goes inside* *metal screeching coming from inside* *comes back out dragging a huge metal telescope that is two times my size* as you can see, this thing has no wheels, and weighs over 300 pounds, so you can understand why I need a forklift. *Continues dragging telescope* and the nearest entrance to my lab is around *calculates in head* 50.3254 feet away from this spot, so this'll be fun.
*Continues dragging telescope until I get to the entrance* here is where I bid you adieu. Good bye. *Tips hat* *closes lab doors*
(May 13, 2017 - 12:46 pm)
Oops. Sorry. You could have just asked for my Star Wars clone to lift it with the Force.
I'm not sure if you understand how hard it is to be stuck on EARTH, EARTH OF ALL PLACES with no way to get out. It's not fun. You are lucky that I haven't hacked your lab yet. Also, if you didn't write 'Bad Wolf' evrywhere, then who... *eyes narrow*
*Whistles innocently*
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! You were in on this the whole time weren't you?
Yup.
You no-good dirty-rotten pig-stealing terrible, terrible, terrible Alter Ego!
*Blows raspberry*
*Sighs* I don't see ho you EVER got a date, Jamie.
Honestly, I don't either.
If you want wheels for the telescope, I can lend you some. I have a giant basket of wheels that came from the sky one day. No idea where they came from. Maybe some weird sky-car. Or maybe the DeLorian! I need an extra flux capacitor.*Rummages in bucket* *pulls out a banana peel* Or it could've been wheel carrying, flying monkeys.
@Rae, I honestly don't know. My stomach is practically it's own dimension, and my lungs can't do as much as I'd like them t, so I don't know. My insides are pretty unpredictable.
THEY'RE FAST, FASTER THAN YOU CAN BELEIVE. DON'T TURN YOUR BACK, DON'T LOOK AWAY, AND DON'T BLINK!!! Good luck.
(May 13, 2017 - 2:38 pm)
Aaand crazy fangirl Rae just read all that with her eyes open, not daring to blink, and sense of fear rising in her gut.
This thread is free of people who judge timey wimey travelers.
And as for the drawing, I got bored.
(May 13, 2017 - 3:51 pm)
My TARDIS is a Telephone box, but it also has been:
1. A duck
2. A cardboard box
3. A trash bin
4. A statue of Jimmy Carter
5. A very large jar of peanut butter
6. A ventalation shaft
7. An oven
8. A cheeseburger
9. A Jack o' Lantern
10. An ancient greek pillar
11. The Starship Enterprise
12. A whole lot more.
I'm glad my Chameleon Circuit is still functional.
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So... who want's to tell bizarre stories about dimensional travel?
(May 13, 2017 - 4:19 pm)
Well, one time I accidentally crash-landed on a 4 year old boy helping his mom in the garden. (Don't worry, he lived.)
About 1625 America, I think? His mother was not pleased, she kept yelling stuff about witches and sorcery. She cracked a pot over my head... Huh. That actually explains a lot.
(May 13, 2017 - 8:00 pm)
Phyyyyyyyyyyyyysics. Physics, physics, physics, physics.
(May 14, 2017 - 8:15 am)
I have no idea what this is about, but this whole thread is hilarious xD I love all the references.
(May 16, 2017 - 9:50 am)
*throws random fez in the air* *pulls out gun and shoots it* In the name of sanity, TOP!!!!
(May 16, 2017 - 1:06 pm)
Cricket is not a linear thing. It's more like a big, mostly red ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff. TOP!
(May 17, 2017 - 3:59 pm)
Icy looks simply fantastic in the fez Waffleson and I just gave her. If you can, you should go and check it out!
(May 19, 2017 - 4:51 pm)
Thread, please top or I WILL CALL THE POLICE FROM THIS TELEPHONE BOX RIGHT OVER HERE welp it's...bigger on the inside!!!!!!!
(May 21, 2017 - 3:36 pm)
I have a story!
So, I am supportive of the EORA (Equal Ood Rights Associatoin), and there was a wealthy businessman who was abusing Ood, and using them as slaves. I thouhgt this was absolutely wrong. I decided to pull my TARDIS right in his generator room, and destroy it completely. It didn't work. Once I got in the generator room, the electromagnetic force ended up pulling me towards it by my Wafflesteel coat. Long story Short, I ended up having to throw a fried egg at a weird hobo, and I eventually put a stop to the businessman's plan wiht a couple well-placed plastic monkey bombs.
(May 23, 2017 - 2:28 pm)
You know, a thing like that happened to one of my friends once. He had us make posters and everything for EORA.
Hey, it might have been you and neither of us knew it, 'cause of regenerations and all that wibbly-wobbly stuff. That'd be cool!
Actually, probably not. No, definitely not, because his version of your plastic monkey bombs were actually disobedient orange cats. Don't worry, we didn't explode them :) We gave them heavy books about wolves and told them to whack everybody except the Oods. It actually worked pretty well, considering the fact that Nobody could really see anything. (Gas masks.)
(May 25, 2017 - 3:57 pm)
I'm sorry for calling you a paragraph of fandom insults... that was not cool. I'm not even going to come up with an excuse, 'cause I shouldn't have done that, and I know it. Sorry.
Will you ever forgive me?
(May 26, 2017 - 1:15 pm)