WORLD DOMINATION

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WORLD DOMINATION

WORLD DOMINATION THREAD

It's baaacckkk! Some of you might have heard about World Domination threads, which has been going on for years. Here is one that went on during 2013: http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/115071

So who wants to take over this world? BHR said in 2013 that by 2033 (20 years later) CBers would rule the world. Let's continue on that dream! I will have one side, and I need a volunteer for the other side. Whoever wants the role and says so will get it, so first come first serve.

First step after getting our second leader: Recruit team members.

Second step: WORLD DOMINATION

Let's begin, and become the most powerful nation in the world! 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(January 10, 2017 - 11:03 pm)

Hi guys! I brought the dragon! His name is Steven and he says he would like to devour a few fair madens, please. 

submitted by Jammira
(February 9, 2017 - 6:37 am)

Hello?! If we want to invade Japan we'd better get going!

Apparently Japan has a system of government similar to that of the UK. There is a ceremonial head of state, the emperor, who is part of a monarchy, and there is a Prime Minister who is the head of the government and head of the cabinet and has to be elected. The Prime Minister is the one who actually holds the power, so we should probably concentrate our efforts on him, although it wouldn't hurt to have the emperor on our side as well.

I stand with my previous suggestion that we hypnotize him. We either need to hire a trained hypnotist or figure out how to do it ourselves. I know magic, but I have never attempted to hypnotize someone before. If anyone knows how I suggest they come forward. The Capere army is already onto conquering their second country and we haven't even started.

Once we control the Prime Minister and the Emperor, we have control of the government, but we still need a military. Becuase Japan is an island I would assume that they have a strong Navy. It should be relatively easy to take control of it once we have all the positions of power in the government, but there's still parliament who can stop us. If we call them all together and infect one with the zombie virus, she or he will infect the rest and they will become our minions who will do whatever we tell them. Of course we will also have to confine them to stop a zombie apocalypse...

Actually, a zombie apocalypse would be a good way to take over the world, if we make ourselves immune to the zombie virus... but then there's no point in ruling the world, so we probably shouldn't. Not to mention the fact that it's kind of evil. 

submitted by The Riddler
(February 9, 2017 - 2:37 pm)

That got dark pretty quickly... I don't know that we necessarily want to be ruling over an island of zombies.

submitted by hotairballoon
(February 13, 2017 - 7:36 am)

Isn't world domination kinda evil? I bought a guide to world domination at powells, so there should be some ideas. Mainly it's talking about the vortex books though... bye!!!!!!

submitted by Lighting, age 10, Portland OR
(February 9, 2017 - 10:58 pm)

Sorry guys, I've just been giving our opposing army some time to catch up. It isn't fair if we dominate the world without any fight. I am absolutely lost as to where General Gared went... I hope all is well in their favor.

@Lightning, ah, world domination? It isn't evil! I mean, it depends on how you go about the issue. See, we - the Capere Army - are dominating to free countries from suppressing governments. We are fighting for freedom, liberty, equality, with numerous side benefits.

Do you wish to join us? 

submitted by General Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(February 11, 2017 - 1:17 am)
submitted by 200!
(February 11, 2017 - 2:44 pm)
submitted by Where is Gared??
(February 12, 2017 - 2:33 pm)
submitted by Top
(February 12, 2017 - 9:10 pm)

Is it too late, or can I join? I've read half of the comments and plan to read all of them. This game reminds me of a game I played for summer camp, and it was so darn fun . . . I love geography, and I'll be on any team that takes me. I know all the rules and everything. I actually have some strategy ideas also . . . Letting me join will make my day!

"Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world." ~Tommy Douglas

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(February 13, 2017 - 7:58 am)

On behalf of the Capere Army and honorable General Ashlee, I ask you to join our team. We support liberty and freedom(as well as pi and pie), and really would like you to join, Mei.

submitted by Lt. elementgirl, age 10 5/12, Capere Army
(February 13, 2017 - 7:14 pm)

Ah, indeed! Do you wish to join my Capere Army? We are fighting for liberty, freedom from suppressing governments, freedom to be whom we want. With side benefits, like Pi, pie, the liberty to roleplay in public without being looked at like you are crazy, and so much more.

 

submitted by General Ashlee @Mei, age 15, The Future
(February 13, 2017 - 7:42 pm)

Feel free to join me. I may not have an army backing me up, but I can offer potential.

submitted by Rogue Scylla @Mei
(February 13, 2017 - 8:07 pm)

Hello? Where is everyone? I'm trying to get us started on invading Japan!

submitted by The Riddler
(February 13, 2017 - 8:14 am)

I think we should invade the rest of asia, starting at cChina.

submitted by GAred
(February 13, 2017 - 10:12 am)

I'll join the Capere Army! I love freedom and liberty (everyone knows how much I do). 

Also, I really love pi. I memorized 250 digits of pi. I'll write them all out if you want! 

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(February 13, 2017 - 8:16 pm)