WORLD DOMINATION

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WORLD DOMINATION

WORLD DOMINATION THREAD

It's baaacckkk! Some of you might have heard about World Domination threads, which has been going on for years. Here is one that went on during 2013: http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/115071

So who wants to take over this world? BHR said in 2013 that by 2033 (20 years later) CBers would rule the world. Let's continue on that dream! I will have one side, and I need a volunteer for the other side. Whoever wants the role and says so will get it, so first come first serve.

First step after getting our second leader: Recruit team members.

Second step: WORLD DOMINATION

Let's begin, and become the most powerful nation in the world! 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(January 10, 2017 - 11:03 pm)

Um, can I join the Capere Army? I know I asked some time ago.... but then I never checked it. I hope I'm still welcome here. And please do, Mei! I only know 3.1459.... that's right, right? XD I'm not exactly a math genius. 

submitted by Leeli
(February 14, 2017 - 1:58 pm)

Leeli, of course you can join! I believe I mentioned that previously, but it's okay if you didn't see it. Have you read up on our recent battle plans yet? We shall make a move today, now that General Gared is back.

submitted by General Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(February 14, 2017 - 8:26 pm)

Welcome, Mei, to the Capere Army! We are glad to have you by our side. I was meaning to write to you earlier, but my laptop died in the middle of it all. So, I know you have read up on most of the comments, but I'll still give you a rundown:

We recently invaded and took over Switzerland in the most peaceful way possible, and they now support us as our base.

Our next move is today now that General Gared of the Fandom Army has returned. We have a spy on the inside, although she magically disappeared... I am getting kind of worried.

And finally, whenever we are talking about battle plans or important Capere Army info (like this stuff), then we put "Capere Army" in our location box. And when we dominate a certain country, we'll announce it publicly.

That's all! Again, I am glad to have you by our side. Also, you know 250 of the Pi digits? That's insane! I only know like the first few. 3.1459...

 

submitted by General Ashlee G., age 15, Capere Army
(February 14, 2017 - 8:31 pm)

Hi Ashlee! Can I join your army! I would really love to and I hope I can be of help. I can offer you a bit of training in Philosophy, which we could use to confuse our enemies, and 7.5 years of karate training.

submitted by Baby Fish
(February 15, 2017 - 11:01 am)

Brilliant, you would be a wonderful addition for our army! Philosophy is something even I myself cannot understand very well, so I know it will be vital to fight against our enemies. And 7.5 years of karate? Wonderful!

If you can, try to catch up reading on our battleplans, or at least the most recent. Also, when we are talking about important battle plans, it's best to put "Capere Army" in the location box so the opposing army knows not to read it. Thanks! 

submitted by Ashlee@Baby Fish, age 15, The Future
(February 15, 2017 - 8:44 pm)

Capere Army only!  (Just to make it very clearLaughing)

 

Hi Ashlee! It's Impunity Jane. I'm posting under Baby Fish so the Fandom Army doesn't see me posting as a Capere Army memeber. They're planning on attacking Japan, and then the rest of Asia. They're thinking of using hypnosis. Hope this helps!

submitted by Baby Fish, Capere Army
(February 16, 2017 - 11:33 am)

(CAPERE ARMY)

Impunity Jane, I am so glad you are here! I was afraid you were not going to return. Thank you for figuring this vital information out. We need to figure out how to stop their hypnosis for that could be very dangerous. Maybe once we take over Austria we can send a few members with you to somehow prevent the usage of hypnosis.

Or we can warn Japan, so they can... somehow fight back? Regardless, your help has been of so much importance to us. Thank you for your service! And keep us updated if possible. 

submitted by General Ashlee G., age 15, Capere Army
(February 16, 2017 - 6:50 pm)

THIS IS ALL I KNOW:

3.141592653...9...8...9?...7?   

submitted by elementgirl18917
(February 14, 2017 - 8:34 pm)
submitted by Ok, I skipped a 5 , there somewhere!
(February 15, 2017 - 6:24 am)

Rise up, we shall take over Austria this evening!

Capere Army, we shall get air support as soon as possible. The Bern councilmen and madam President of Switzerland are offering their aid, five private jets. They are smaller, but are also very quiet and we can easily get into Austria without being noticed.

We shall land in St. Polten and march the thirteen hour time to Austria's capital, Vienna, and persuade their president, Heinz Fischer, to join our side. The reason why I suggest we do not fly closer to Vienna is because they have heard rumors of our army, and I do not want them to shoot us out of the air, having taken our people as a threat. Madam President has warned them of our presence without our permission, and she will do anything to see us fail. We might have taken our country, but she is very loathsome of us now for it.

We must be careful. They have guards watching for our arrival. This, I fear, will have to be done by force. That dragon you mentioned? Bring it, we'll need every source possible. Bring food, disguises, weapons, transportation, anything. Be ready to fight.

Dev, Zeon, your regiment will be vital in this case. Make sure you have pie launchers for a surprise attack.

Lt. Elementgirl, can I rely on you to gather more fighting weapons? We'll need lightsabers, grenade launchers, wands, anything. I'd rather stay away from the thought of guns and knives, too modern for our use. Just small things we can conceal under our disguises.

I shall gather our costumes... Let's report before tomorrow evening with everything gathered. Let's do this, team, and be ready for a full out brawl!

submitted by General Ashlee G., age 15, Capere Army
(February 15, 2017 - 12:00 am)

Of course!*dumps huge pile of all thoser things into the 

submitted by Lt. elementgirl
(February 16, 2017 - 5:18 pm)

Corrections:

'Into the jet', not 'into the'

Those, not 'thoser' 

submitted by Lt. elementgirl
(February 17, 2017 - 7:47 am)

Can I claim a light saber?

submitted by Baby Fish, Capere Army
(February 17, 2017 - 10:00 am)

Of course! Lightsabers could be very useful in your hands.

submitted by General Ashlee G., age 15, Capere Army
(February 17, 2017 - 11:14 pm)

FANDOM ARMY, DO NOT READ

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If they have any morals, if they have any integrity, then they won't read this.

I have an idea for the Capere Army: We're taking Europe, and the Fandom Army is taking Asia. But why let them? I'd say we let them get Japan, but not before we get some other Asian countries on our side. That way, we'll have all those armies, and we can use proxy to get Japan back from them. North Korea should be the easiest, we'll go educate them, they'll realize they've been brainwashed, and they'll overthrow their leader with little effort from us! Also, we can get some allies. We'll give USA magic weapons so they can take over Russia, and then their huge military can do us some favors in return. I've played Diplomacy the game, I'll be the diplomat. Sounds like a plan?

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(February 16, 2017 - 6:48 pm)