WORLD DOMINATION

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WORLD DOMINATION

WORLD DOMINATION THREAD

It's baaacckkk! Some of you might have heard about World Domination threads, which has been going on for years. Here is one that went on during 2013: http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/115071

So who wants to take over this world? BHR said in 2013 that by 2033 (20 years later) CBers would rule the world. Let's continue on that dream! I will have one side, and I need a volunteer for the other side. Whoever wants the role and says so will get it, so first come first serve.

First step after getting our second leader: Recruit team members.

Second step: WORLD DOMINATION

Let's begin, and become the most powerful nation in the world! 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(January 10, 2017 - 11:03 pm)

Grey lands the stealth drone just outside the city and we all hop out

"Grey!" I yell "Take off again in the drone and keep up a steady perimeter patrol. Nick, you are in charge of the Pi Catapault and Scions. make sure you are in a central location! Doublock, you take the mantis shrimp!" 

submitted by Nebula and Co.
(January 21, 2017 - 7:23 pm)

Team! Cpre Army! Lbrt! Take over Swtz land! Then World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does best impression of evil laugh possible for a CAPTCHA*

submitted by Connie, Cpre Army
(January 21, 2017 - 9:03 pm)

(Nice work, Nebula and co.!)

An hour later, the three city officials and their translator return to the room. During our time of waiting, we discussed back-up plans, but by the look of the officials, those won't be needed.

"Well, General Ashlee, Capere Army, you've just won yourself an industrial town," one of the councilmen says, clasping his hands together. "Although... There is one condition."

"And that is?" I ask, worry creeping up on me.

"Give us the griffin."

Silence is spread throughout the room, stiffening the air into a choking sensation. I glance at my troop around the table, they all look how I feel. Distress.

"Ahm, sir, is there another compromise? The griffin means a lot to one of our friends, you see," I speak at last.

Whispers break out in German between the men. Within seconds, they simultaneously shake their heads.

"We want the griffin. Nothing more. Isn't that a fair price for our assistance and protection?" The eldest of the men asks.

"No, we will not-" Embers in the Ashes cries until another covers her mouth suddenly.

"Hmm?"

"What she meant is we will not argue with that. Although would you consider receiving a staff of unknown powers, passed down by generations of emperors?"

The men look at each other, with expressions of confusion and excitement.

"You've got yourself a deal. Keep the griffin and we'll have the staff. Tomorrow we will give you aid on reaching Bern briefly," the youngest says.

The councilmen, translator, my troop, and I stand up. I stick out my hand and shake will all three of the men.

"I am glad to have reached an agreement, thank you," I say.

"No, thank you. This... staff could lead to brilliant research," one of the men says.

And with that, the two sides depart. My group meets back up with the troops hidden outside, and we set camp for the night. Tomorrow we will leave to Bern, and the Zurich councilmen will aid us with supplies and transportation.

Let's do this, team! 

submitted by General Ashlee G., age 15, Capere Army
(January 21, 2017 - 9:47 pm)

"They took my Gryffin!" shouts Jammira, "And they didn't even ask me! They didn't even give me anything in trade for her!"

"I know Jami, and I'm horrably sorry. I didn't like seeing her go either."

"I guess it's a good thing we hid our niffler then."

"Your what?!"

"We found a niffler around the same time we found the gryffin. Don't worry, he isn't any trouble."

"Oh my..."

submitted by Embers in the Ashes, Capere Army
(January 22, 2017 - 10:18 am)

My goodness, so sorry, Jammira! I - we - should have asked your permission before. Now that we are heading to Bern, I do believe you can have your griffin back. Although on the way back to the next domination-planned country, we might have to borrow it again.

And WAIT. A niffler? I... ahhh... I would keep that hidden if I were you. xD

NIFFLERS AHOY!!!

Zeon, no. Please don't take it!

But I love Nifflers! 

submitted by General Ashlee G., age W/ Zeon, Capere Army
(January 22, 2017 - 9:59 pm)
Hello, I'm Brown Bear. Arriving late to the world domination party as I did, I have read every post on this thread. As a result, I am incapable of joining either team - I know all their secrets!
However, I've been thinking. While each team's planning certainly ought to be kept secret, shouldn't the others know about main events such as what countries have been taken over and who is on which team? Essentially, anything that would make it into the newspapers ought to be announced to everyone. That way there remains a connection between the armies.
I am willing to be your narrator, but if not perhaps the generals could take care of it and I will gladly go rogue. @Scylla and Over the Rainbow, are you there?
submitted by Brown Bear, everyone may read this
(January 22, 2017 - 1:38 pm)

Ah, that is a wonderful idea, Brown Bear! I was actually thinking the same thing. As long as General Gared agrees, I believe we could share what countries we are attempting to take over once we get there. Not the plans, and not just the idea of "oh, we'll go here!" but when we actually get it.

So yep, I love that idea! And it's awesome you have joined the war with supreme knowledge. I hope you decide to join our side at some point in this war. 

submitted by General Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(January 22, 2017 - 9:57 pm)

Yes. I am. Why? 

submitted by Scylla
(January 22, 2017 - 10:34 pm)

That is a great idea.

submitted by Gared
(January 23, 2017 - 10:26 am)

Me: Wait a second... did you say...

Doublock: NIFFLER!!!

Niccolai: I LOVE NIFFLERS!!!

Grey: oh no...

Niccolai: we must steal the niffler!!!

Doublock: YESSSSS!!!

Me: Guys! Wait!

Doublock: We shall never wait! There is a niffler to capture!!!

Grey: We should probably warn Embers and her Æs...

Me: Yes. Definitely. EMBERS!!! THERE ARE TWO BLOODTHIRSTY ÆS HEADING FOR YOU AND THEY INTEND TO STEAL YOUR NIFFLER!!! RUN AWAY VERY QUICKLY!!! 

submitted by Nebula and Co.
(January 22, 2017 - 8:48 pm)

We capture Japan, and negotiate surrender, and plan our next move.

submitted by Gared
(January 22, 2017 - 9:27 pm)

No one will steal my niffler!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Also, his name is Tent. Tent the Niffler.)

It's nice you're giving us our griffin back, though. Thanks. 

Come on guys, two AEs are coming after us in persuit of the niffler. Proceed to the bomb shelter. 

 

submitted by Embers in the Ashes, Capere Army
(January 23, 2017 - 6:29 am)

I'm sorry, but you must give up the niffler. 2 AEs are coming to steal it, and may very possibly badly injure you. @General Ashlee, am I allowed to do that? And what will our team do next?

Hi Gnrl Asle! This is Coni. I want to help you.What can i do? 

I hope I can do something, too!

Ha-Ha. Connie says 'aeic' She thinks you're 'icky', Anna! 

submitted by Lt. elementgirl, Capere Army
(January 23, 2017 - 7:02 am)

Information for everyone:

I was not aware this was meant to be a roleplay. If it's alright with everyone, I think I'll stick to making battle plans rather than acting in the actual battles, as I have no writing / RP skill whatsoever. If this is going to contain heavy amounts of RPing, perhaps it should be moved to Inkwell or PP.

Information for Team Fandom only:

I would advise a mixture of paratroopers and boats for the invasion. Possibly paratroopers on boats, or boats on paratroopers.

...

On second thought, maybe just boats, with some land troops accompanying them. Tokyo is a coastal city, so naval warfare would probably be best. (Can you tell I've been playing a lot of Civ?) But, as always, final decision is yours.

Also, we need to develop some sense of urgency - the Caperes have probably already begun their invasion and we're still planning. We don't want to be left behind! 

submitted by hotairballoon
(January 23, 2017 - 3:05 pm)

Yes, navel is best. Like I said before, we need to capture Japaa, and negotaite quickly, so we can lot our next move.

submitted by Gared
(January 23, 2017 - 8:22 pm)