WORLD DOMINATION

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WORLD DOMINATION

WORLD DOMINATION THREAD

It's baaacckkk! Some of you might have heard about World Domination threads, which has been going on for years. Here is one that went on during 2013: http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/115071

So who wants to take over this world? BHR said in 2013 that by 2033 (20 years later) CBers would rule the world. Let's continue on that dream! I will have one side, and I need a volunteer for the other side. Whoever wants the role and says so will get it, so first come first serve.

First step after getting our second leader: Recruit team members.

Second step: WORLD DOMINATION

Let's begin, and become the most powerful nation in the world! 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(January 10, 2017 - 11:03 pm)

Ooh, yes! We should totally use that. 

submitted by Killim
(July 29, 2017 - 11:10 am)

Sure! I'll join the Tesla army. I'm pretty good with Python coding.

submitted by Pi, age 3.14159265, Math
(July 29, 2017 - 5:07 pm)

I shall join . . . the Capere Army! I think we should have something like ranks? (generals, captains, lieutenants, etc.) I read this book which had an army with a way of commanding where there were 50 soldiers who reported to one lieutenant, 5 lieutenants reported to one colonel, and they reported directly to the general(s). Maybe we could do something like that?

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(July 29, 2017 - 5:17 pm)

We do have ranks. I can't find the list of them though, Ashlee, do you have it?

submitted by RHW Impunity Jane
(July 30, 2017 - 7:07 am)

Ahem. Greetings, friends, I would like to join an army! However, you must convince me. I have useful items to bring to the army I choose, and I also have requirements.

Requirements:

-The army must allow me to fangirl at random moments (don't worry, not important moments)

-The army must have a good cause. I don't want to join a completely evil army.

-The army must allow magic from me. (Honestly, who wouldn't want magic in an army? And yes, I can do magic.)

-And, most importantly, the army must NOT. DRINK. MY. COLA. If you do so, you will face my CONSEQUENCES. I repeat, under any circumstances, you CAN NOT. DRINK. MY COLA. 

 

There are many perks of me being in your army. I am listing them below for your convenience!

Perks of me being in your Army

-I can persuade people easily.

-I can perform magic. Thus, I would like the high rank of Sorceress. (Please note I can only use so much magic at a time.)

-I collect high-tech weapons. Yes, you heard me right. I can supply your army with some of the most high-tech weapons this world has ever seen!

-I am very good at making plans! 

-Two words. Pie. Blasters.

 

And those are my requirements and perks! The first army to thouroughly convince me has me as their new Sorceress (which is, by the way, one of the highest ranks)!

If your army does not satisfy my needs, me and my Eddsworld fandom will go elsewhere. Have a good day! 

submitted by Pastella
(August 5, 2017 - 5:10 pm)
submitted by Help me TOP this!
(August 11, 2017 - 10:09 am)

top

submitted by top, age top, top
(December 15, 2017 - 8:52 am)

Top I

submitted by hotairballoon
(March 16, 2018 - 12:05 pm)

Top II

submitted by hotairballoon
(March 17, 2018 - 7:01 am)

Hai! Can I join the army as a tactician? (my tactics include having AEs in the army-they are crazy) AND PIE BLASTERS! (ok, that was weird)

submitted by Secret
(March 17, 2018 - 9:39 am)