WORLD DOMINATION

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WORLD DOMINATION

WORLD DOMINATION THREAD

It's baaacckkk! Some of you might have heard about World Domination threads, which has been going on for years. Here is one that went on during 2013: http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/115071

So who wants to take over this world? BHR said in 2013 that by 2033 (20 years later) CBers would rule the world. Let's continue on that dream! I will have one side, and I need a volunteer for the other side. Whoever wants the role and says so will get it, so first come first serve.

First step after getting our second leader: Recruit team members.

Second step: WORLD DOMINATION

Let's begin, and become the most powerful nation in the world! 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(January 10, 2017 - 11:03 pm)

CAPERE ARMY ONLY

So, where is everyone? Are we going to continue taking over Austria, or what?  

submitted by Lt. elementgirl , CAPERE ARMY ONLY
(July 19, 2017 - 5:47 am)

I am wherever I'm needed. Can you refresh my memory on who has what countries? It gotten changed so much I don't know.

submitted by RHW Impunity Jane
(July 19, 2017 - 10:12 am)

@Treble Clef, indeed you are.

Also, my IRL buddy PinkPanther has joined my army, along with her 4 AEs, Coconut, JonPaul, Miss Xylophone, and Ben. 

PinkPanther: Don't forget my CAPTCHA Leslie.

Killim: Yes, her CAPTCHA too, if those are allowed.  

Tesla Army-

Once my army has gathered, we head for the private booth upstairs that we rented: to those in the restaurant, it's Treble Clef's birthday party. 

However, once we arrive upstairs, we notice it's more of a meeting room than a restaurant booth, making it more convenient. I sit at the head while Treble Clef takes the seat right of me and Pepper Star takes my left. 

Ambassador Jarvis takes out the map from her briefcase, and lays it across the table.

I lean forward and put several pins across the European continent, and put one directly on Japan.

"Our goal," I begin. "Is to first capture England, working our way across Great Britain and then to other European countries."

"Are we working to capture all of Europe?" Lieutenant Dandelion asks. 

I exhale sharply, gathering the right words. "That is our goal," I reply. "Unless Capere or the Rogues get to it first. However, I already know that the Rogue Army leader, Hotairballoon, is working on Asia, and the Capere Army... well, I do not know."

"What country to you suggest we begin with?" Treble Clef asks.

"England," I reply.

"But wouldn't it be more logical to begin with Scotland?" Ronan asks. "I mean, we're already here."

"I do believe the reason the General wants to start with England is because it's a powerful country," Autumn Leaves replies. She turns towards me.

"That's correct," I respond. "And here's the game plan. Treble Clef, Jarvis, and I will head for England, or more specifically, London. Autumn Leaves and Dandelion, I need you to take charge of the rest of the army and divide yourselves into two groups with each one of you leading a task force to Ireland and Wales. PinkPanther, stay here with Ben and Leslie, and keep an eye out for any other armies. Report any activity, and we will all meet back at The Elephant once negotiations in England are over, and hopefully once we have them in our control. Any questions?"

submitted by General Killim
(July 19, 2017 - 12:46 pm)

What should I do? You didn't give me any instructions in the post....

submitted by @General Killim, *Pepper Star
(July 21, 2017 - 8:32 am)

Oh, I'm so sorry! You're with me.

submitted by @Pepper Star
(July 21, 2017 - 1:14 pm)

BTW, Musebloggers also have a plan for world domination. They call it Plan Mostly Harmless.

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(July 21, 2017 - 7:01 pm)

@RandomPerson- What is Museblogging? I've heard about it on the CB but have never been able to find it- is there a specific website?

submitted by Jarvis, age ???
(July 22, 2017 - 7:28 am)

BTW, Musebloggers also have a plan for world domination. They call it Plan Mostly Harmless.

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(July 21, 2017 - 7:02 pm)

Oh, does anyone need Pi? Me? Pie? Loads of boring numbers?

submitted by Pi, age 3.14159265, Math
(July 21, 2017 - 7:03 pm)

Sure! The Tesla Army could use you to calculate probability and to just keep track of numbers. Are you good with tech?

submitted by General Killim@Pi
(July 22, 2017 - 7:18 am)
submitted by TOP
(July 24, 2017 - 10:57 am)
submitted by TOP 2
(July 25, 2017 - 12:15 pm)

@Jarvis: Oh my Merlin, the Elephant Cafe?? I've been there! It was amazing, I was gushing to the waiter about my love for HP and he gave me a free pen. :D

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(July 28, 2017 - 6:07 am)

@Mei- You've been to Edinburgh?!? Cool! Did you explore the castle? I seem to remember wanting to climb on top of the cannons last time I went there (I was 10). We didn't actually go inside the cafe when we visited, but we saw it! 

submitted by Jarvis, age ???
(July 29, 2017 - 10:54 am)

Telsa Army Only

@Killim, I had an idea for a harmless but annoying weapon; the Metronome! Maybe they could be used to confuse enemy armies before an attack.

submitted by Pepper Star
(July 29, 2017 - 9:37 am)