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Somebody: Pi and
Somebody: Pi and Anti-Pi war!
Pi Fan Club (<<false side)
vs.
International Society Bent On Stopping People Fawning Over Pi (<<true side)
Alter egos welcome. Sane people who do not want any part of this, we respect your opinions. You don't have to participate.
Shifting: WARNING:
This is a thread meant to be NUTS. THIS IS NOT A DEBATE. IT IS A WAR.
Volcano: IN CAPS.
CHAAAARRRGGGEEEEEEEE
*ISBOSPFOP burns flag with п on it while ViHart's anti-pi videos play*
Somebody: H looks kind of like п! Her Highness Fruit Basket III of the Noble Food-Named CAPTCHA Empire is on our side! Right?
Fruity: Nexu!
*all other pets make noises of agreement with ISBOSPFOP*
Somebody: At the nexus. Okay!
submitted by Somebody and Co., HQ of the ISBOSPFOP
(May 2, 2015 - 3:05 pm)
(May 2, 2015 - 3:05 pm)
Good for you H.A.B.!
And just because you made the right choice, I'm going to promote you to Corporal (Which is a lot better rank then what you would have got if you joined the Tau Cult.)
(May 6, 2015 - 5:11 pm)
*Walks in*
"Team pi, I am on your side! 3.141592654 for life!!!"
*Throws pie*
(May 7, 2015 - 6:56 am)
*all the filling leaks out and anticlimatically falls to ground*
*shell is sliced in half by tau blade and flies out on either side of Somebody's head, clattering to ground*
Wow, this is actually a lot easier than I thought it would be. *throws tau blade* *slices apart Savvy's jugular* *Savvy dies* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Savvy respawns* WHAAAAAT? What kind of war is this? You're supposed to DIE and STAY DEAD!!! Now we can't even do proper zealotry!
Shadow: *smirks*
Somebody: *eletrocutes*
Shadow: *respawns*
Somebody: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!
(May 7, 2015 - 6:46 pm)
Never tau rules by the power of tau PI SHALL FALL AND BE BANISHED FOREVER!!!!!!!! No more pi no more pi. Hey sombody help over here! Oh when she comes you shall fall
(May 7, 2015 - 7:24 pm)
TAU forever pi shall fall *snare dums begin to play* raptor: help me out volcano remember we are buddies.
amazing kitty 2: Stop being so soft raptor just stay with the chant of TAU
Raptor: fine.
Asher: Hey guys did I miss anything.
Amazing kitty 2: Um hello we are in the middle of a chant ASHER
Amazing kitty 2: I challenge the one by the name of shadow dragon
(May 7, 2015 - 7:44 pm)
I am finally a D.I.T. It has been a life long dream of mine to be a D.I.T.
somebody: we march Today.WAIT.................... there are pi people EVERYWHERE. CHAAAARRGGGEEE.
shadow dragon: MWAHAHAHAHAHA. *ELECTOCUTES AMAZING KITTY!*
amazing kitty 2: AMAZING KITTY noooooo *angrily* You've pushed it to far.
AMAZING KITTY: Leave me I am done for.
amazing kitty 2: amazing kitty don't do this to me, Amazing kitty come on you can't leave me like this. amazing kitty say something .
amazing kitty:*weakly* iI see now, I-I know the answer. The answer is about the reason I know now the fault in our h-
Amazing kitty 2: Amazing kitty!? Oh no you couldn't have! no no no no no nooo
Amazing kitty 2:*cries* why shadow dragon WHY!
amazing kitty: *respawns*
amazing kitty 2: do you remember?
Amazing kitty: nope .
(May 7, 2015 - 8:19 pm)
No wonder the Tau Cult is losing. You can't win a war with bad grammar and confusing dialogue.
(May 8, 2015 - 5:31 pm)
A letter of a Piland archer to his sister back home.
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Dear Em,
Things have been rather dull around here. Nothing much has happened expect for setting up camp and keeping an eye on the Tau Cult.
Can you guess what we used for archery practice today? Tau robes! It was great fun.
The General is looking for a new secratary, I would like to see if I could be accpted for the job.
Yours Truely,
Cody Sparks
P.S. I'm thinking of writing a new battle song. The one we have is not the best.
(May 7, 2015 - 9:46 pm)
I think you should do it.
(May 8, 2015 - 8:09 pm)
Pi is overruler. Pi is air. Pi is life. All hail the almighty Pi, center of the universe, our one and only perfect ratio.
radians and calc 5eva
(May 7, 2015 - 9:54 pm)
*vomits*
EEEURGH. That was the single most DISGUSTING pi rant I have EVER heard.
Head Zealot Somebody's journal entry
Does nothing interesting happen?
When we aren't watching the Pilanders be idiots, jerks, or both, we're fighting them. Not even properly! There are respawn stations! We can't kill anyone properly or die dramatically properly either. So we are practicing nerve attacks. They can disable a Pilander, and they don't respawn! Also we are using nerve-poisoned Tau Blades now.
They think that our tau robes make great target practice. Suckers. We're using dummies that actually bleed and also we tacked on photos of the Pilanders. Meanwhile, we're working on a way to keep prisoners alive but just barely until we manage to destroy the respawn stations. Then we'll sacrifice them to the gods... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Also, we had cream puffs tonight. Yum.
The Head Zealot and Cult Leader of the Tau Cult,
Somebody the Vibrant of the Electricity Realm.
(May 7, 2015 - 11:33 pm)
OMG WE HAVE SC ON OUR SIDE!!! Consider us won.
(May 8, 2015 - 1:20 pm)
THE AGE OF PI HAS PAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEED. *chanting* the age of pi has passed the age of tau is near.
Raptor: IT IS TIME, AND BY THE POWER OF TAU I AM GOING TO THROW TAU IN YOUR FACE.
AMAZING KITTY 2:It is time for pi to be banished. Pi shall be no more the age of tau is here.
Raptor: TAU TAU TAU TAU TAU
Amazing kitty 2: We beat them, or at least for now.
Raptor: we beat them?
Amazing kitty 2: yeah, but only for now. The war is not yet over though.
Raptor: You ready amazing kitty 2
Amazing kitty 2: I guess so, how bout you.
Raptor: yes sir.
(May 8, 2015 - 9:34 am)
Please don't just use his name with a 2, it's confusing. I thought we agreed on Nyan Cat!
(May 8, 2015 - 10:39 am)
I just noticed...everyone is calling it the pi war...not the tau war.
(May 8, 2015 - 11:39 am)