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Somebody: Pi and
Somebody: Pi and Anti-Pi war!
Pi Fan Club (<<false side)
vs.
International Society Bent On Stopping People Fawning Over Pi (<<true side)
Alter egos welcome. Sane people who do not want any part of this, we respect your opinions. You don't have to participate.
Shifting: WARNING:
This is a thread meant to be NUTS. THIS IS NOT A DEBATE. IT IS A WAR.
Volcano: IN CAPS.
CHAAAARRRGGGEEEEEEEE
*ISBOSPFOP burns flag with п on it while ViHart's anti-pi videos play*
Somebody: H looks kind of like п! Her Highness Fruit Basket III of the Noble Food-Named CAPTCHA Empire is on our side! Right?
Fruity: Nexu!
*all other pets make noises of agreement with ISBOSPFOP*
Somebody: At the nexus. Okay!
submitted by Somebody and Co., HQ of the ISBOSPFOP
(May 2, 2015 - 3:05 pm)
(May 2, 2015 - 3:05 pm)
π π π π π π π π π π
VIHART IS BENT ON BRAINWASHING PEOPLE. VIHART WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
BEWARE. EAT PIES. RECITE PI TO DEFEAT THE ISBOSPFOP.
PI LOVERS UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PI FORVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOWN WITH ISBOSPFOR!!!!!!!
(May 2, 2015 - 7:43 pm)
*quickly construct large wooden pi sign*
*stick it in Shadow's front yard*
*LIGHT IT ON FIYAAAAAAAAA*
Volcano: *wearing war paint* BURN, PI, BURN!!!!!!!!!
Shifting: *wearing non-corporeal war paint* BUUUUUURRRRNNNNNN!!!!!
Somebody: *also wearing war paint* WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT PIIIIII?!?! TAU IS BETTER! TAU FOREVER!!!!!!
(May 3, 2015 - 12:25 pm)
*Shadow & Silvery swoop down on Somebody & co.*
Shadow: You will get your wish to burn! *Blows fire on Somebody & Co. making them go up in flames*
Silvery: And heres your precious Vihart. *A dragon flys in, holding Vihart in her claws. She drops Vihart in the flames, never to be seen again*
Somebody: Noooooooooooo.
Shadow: Wahhhaha. Pi rules!!!!!!
*Shadow and Silvery fly off to plaster the ISBOSPFOP HQ in gasoline pies. They sent it a flame. Then Shadow burns the Pi symbol in the ground*
Silvery: Pi Forever!!!!!
Pi fans: Yay!!!!! Pi forever!!!!!!! 3.1415696238!!!!!!
Cyclone says havn. Yes CAPTCHA, we need a haven for Pi!
(May 3, 2015 - 4:25 pm)
Uh, Volcano is PYROKINETIC. That means she can MANIPULATE FLAMES. Hello? Anyone in there?
Somebody: *wearing robes with Tau sign on them* There are only my people and those who must be destroyed.
Zealots of The ViHart And Anti-Pi Society, CHAAARRRGGEEE!!!!
Volcano: *also wearing Tau robes* *creates huge volcano, burying Shadow and Silvery in layers of volcanic ash* Destroying ViHart's mortal form will not suffice to destroy ViHart. ViHart is a divine being, sent to Terra to enlighten us in doodling, twelve-tone music, and most especially TAU.
Shifting: *wearing non-corporeal Tau robes* And you didn't think that we were THAT easy, did you? HIT IT, VOLCANO!
Volcano: *pulls huge EVERYTHING-proof church out of ground. The Tau sign shines bright where the cross would normally be* Fine. We're a cult.
The Tau Cult.
Somebody: 6.2831853071795864769252867. Burn that number in your heads, as it is the number you will be hearing as you die by the hands of the Tau Cult. I don't care who you are.
Volcano: *as Somebody speaks, bends flames that make up the pi sign into a huge, flaming tau sign*
What a shame you like pi, Cayke. I used to like you.
(May 3, 2015 - 8:26 pm)
*Cyclone turns himself into a large twister and blows to ash off Shadow & Silvery"
Cyclone: Ntuu!
Silvery: Yep, they are nuts
Shadow: *as they fly away* YOU ARE LUNITICS!!!!!! YOU TRIED TO KILL US BUT WE WILL BE BACK!!!
(May 5, 2015 - 5:33 pm)
The pi people are going down!!!
(May 6, 2015 - 5:56 pm)
You're who I think you are, aren't you?
(May 6, 2015 - 10:56 pm)
Are not! You are just a cat, I AM A DRAGON!!! (And a General)
You're going down,
down
down
down...............................
(May 7, 2015 - 5:27 pm)
Tau= Pi*2
Tau= 1 pie
Tau= 6.2831853071795864769252867...
Tau= Easier, simpler math
Tau over 8= 1/8 of a pie
Tau= :D
Pi= Tau divided by 2
Pi= 1/2 a pie
Pi= 3.14159...
Pi= More annoying math
Pi over 8= 1/16 of a pie
Pi= >:P
(May 3, 2015 - 12:32 pm)
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(May 3, 2015 - 11:11 am)
Are you kidding me, Somebody? Pi has a WHOLE DAY dedicated to it!! Pi is life!! Pi is my most favorite number ever!! I AM COMING TO BURN ALL YOUR TAU SIGNS!! ππππππ!!
(May 3, 2015 - 4:50 pm)
That is because the world is sadly misinformed. Come, join the zealots of TVHAAPS and help us continue our mission of spreading the joy of Tau across the world.
What makes Pi so great, anyway?
(May 3, 2015 - 8:11 pm)
The joy?????? Trust me, there is nothing like a good pie.
What make tau so great???????
(May 4, 2015 - 9:04 am)
List of reasons for Tau's greatness:
1. It makes radiance simpler and easier to understand.
2. 1 pie is 1 Tau, whereas it's also 2 pi.
3. Tau day (6/28) is in the summer! Which is better than the spring.
Also, everyone loves pie with an e. So stop dragging innocent, yummy pastries into the middle of this heated war!
Tell me, what makes PI so great?
(May 4, 2015 - 5:59 pm)
Why be is summer better than spring?
Spring is a burst of growth and life, of beauty and warmth. Summer has beauty too, but it is frozen is hot listless days.
Whereas spring, has its beauty in growth of new things, summer only has beauty in what spring has done.
So no spring= no summer.
(May 8, 2015 - 5:20 pm)